NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok,Who wants to fight?

[OOC: What I suggest you do is start some sort of introduction thread. Perhaps the founding of your nation, et cetera, and then a diplomacy thread to get to know other nations. Once you know other nations you'll start making enemies and such, and you can develope some sort of storyline to war. These types of threads are generally disliked, so I would advise to keep away from them.[

Do you want to have a war or not?

OOC: No war until you're 1 billion peoples old.

What does Sharo understand under war?
You dont seem to be too interested in Rping at all. your other thread in Nationstates is not exactly of a high standard.
Going to war with a nation that can outnumber your population with its forces is not advised.

Nuke!!!

What does Sharo understand under war?
You dont seem to be too interested in Rping at all. your other thread in Nationstates is not exactly of a high standard.
Going to war with a nation that can outnumber your population with its forces is not advised.Guys, I think he/she is just screwing us over. Probily just wasting our time. Replying is only giving him/her what they want.

I will go to war with you. if you think you can take me

You should not push yourself into war with other nations. You should get to know the other nations in order to find their "weak spot". But I will assist Alatambra in the destruction of Sharo

Sharo you wanted a war and now you have it.

i am joining Alatramba and declaring war on sharo

*Gets out popcorn* N00b WAR!!!

*Gets out popcorn* N00b WAR!!!

Hurrah, number 29301301!

This is getting boring, the first action of any nation nowadays is declaring war for some stupid reason.

Okay!!! Atomic bomb on the southern part of your country

*looks at Aust*

ME WANT P0PC0RN... 0R M3 D3CL4R3 W4R 0N U!!!!!!

like that Warta Endor?

Okay!!! Atomic bomb on the southern part of your country

no NBC weapons till your a month old.

Okay!!! Atomic bomb on the southern part of your country

*sigh* Just making a comment and you launch a (probably non existing , have you purchased one or started a program?) nuke on my country? One tip, you wont survive long in NS if you keep nuking everybody who makes a comment. Ok, I wasn't very nice, but I think you get my point. Try to give a logic reason for declaring war. RP a nice build up, a nice invasion or something and people will respect you.

*sigh* Just making a comment and you launch a (probably non existing , have you purchased one or started a program?) nuke on my country? One tip, you wont survive long in NS if you keep nuking everybody who makes a comment. Ok, I wasn't very nice, but I think you get my point. Try to give a logic reason for declaring war. RP a nice build up, a nice invasion or something and people will respect you.

i think he meant the nations at war with him lol

Okay!!! Atomic bomb on the southern part of your country*Widens eyes* BAHHHhahahahaha! Thats a classic.

How about this?We just stop the war,and come to an agreement.

Sharon, you just n00ked southern parts of your enemy. Perhaps you should have thought about the possibility of negotiations BEFORE you did that?

It would appear that the ruler of Sharo is inexperienced in the running of his nation. Perhaps it would be considerate of us if we gave him a second chance, and allow him to grow in his role before he is pounded into the ground but such a noble set of nations.

Sharon, you just n00ked southern parts of your enemy. Perhaps you should have thought about the possibility of negotiations BEFORE you did that?n00ked? Are you kidding me? The most he could do for glassing is throwing a microwave-oven at him.

Sharo i'll come to an agreement with you if you form an alliance with me and join the Pacific Region of Peace Unity

n00ked? Are you kidding me? The most he could do for glassing is throwing a microwave-oven at him.

Are you kidding me about me kidding you? Of course im kidding, that's the only possible way to communicate witha child like Sharon.

Sharo i'll come to an agreement with you if you form an alliance with me and join the Pacific Region of Peace Unity
LOL! The best peace terms of all time.

LOL! The best peace terms of all time.

Agreed.

I would rather see a n00b war and then someone just come and roll over both nations. That would be funny...

Well if you need someone to roll over both these lil buggers I'm always up for a n00b stompin. Though most likely I'd just end up only flicking them to death.

Well if you need someone to roll over both these lil buggers I'm always up for a n00b stompin. Though most likely I'd just end up only flicking them to death.

Well then lets go! They declared war against each other and the only big player is a nation of a billion. You glass him ill glass everyone else :D

Man I can glass the entire group. The fact at one point I had the Moral Alliance (some ten or so nations) scared of me is proof enough. That and my several hundred thousand nukes....

Man I can glass the entire group. The fact at one point I had the Moral Alliance (some ten or so nations) scared of me is proof enough. That and my several hundred thousand nukes....

I would glass em with ya! I hate these stupid "I declare war on all of you nations" threads. Oh and to shut up the n00bs who think they are tough and imperialistic.

Not that I don't enjoy a n00b stoomp but I want to see these ones become well respected members of the NS comunity. So unless I'm moody or they are on my black list I'm not gona harm em.

Not that I don't enjoy a n00b stoomp but I want to see these ones become well respected members of the NS comunity. So unless I'm moody or they are on my black list I'm not gona harm em.

Aww damn! But i dont know whether people who are like this can become respected.

The Republic Of PakCafe urges that no one stomp on Noobs or Elmo's

Thank You :p

-looks down at his boots and notices a red furry arm is still their-
<_< >_>
-runs away-

Cmdr. Gary Carter climbed into his Solarian super bomber and took off. The Emperor had given the order. Sharo had broken the nuclear anti-proliferation act. Carter's squadron followed, and flew for five hours straight over land and sea. Sharo was located in the nether corner of the planet, fitting for a nation conceived in ignorance to be found in the gutter of the universe. Finally the nation of Sharo came in sight. Ordnance of all kinds was dropped all over the tiny country. The primitive civilization had apparently blown it's entire military budget on the atomic bomb, and had nothing left for fighters or anti-aircraft.



And so, the nation of Sharo was carpet-bombed to beyond recognition for comitting the atrocity of dropping an atomic bomb and killing many innocent people. Of course, it would seem that Maniaca had just mimicked this act....but the Emperor had a hazy way of thinking like that. Maniaca issued an ultamatum to the leader of Sharo, if he was still alive.

"Okay so here's the deal. You nuked that guy. You have to resign, and we'll send someone over to run your country. We'll rebuild it, and then in however long, say, two years, your public can elect a leader, and then we'll leave. Got it?"

OOC: My apologies for overreacting. I'm quite bored.

OCC: I doubt that was over reacting. That had to be the best thing this thread had produced.

Don't feed him, guys. This is really turning into the older ones laughing at the new guy. Give him a chance.

Don't feed him, guys. This is really turning into the older ones laughing at the new guy. Give him a chance.

OOC: I think he waived his chance when he "atomic bomb on southern part of your nation." The interesting thing was he specified southern part. As if he was going to wait and then "atomic bomb on northern part of your nation" and then win the war. Hey, Sharo, sound like a deal? For my last post I mean. Deal?

IC: The Emperor eagerly awaited a response from a representative of Sharo. Perhaps anyone who knew anything was dead. In that case the operation would be rather easy.....

The best posts of the RP so far.

Ohhh...A n00b war!

Haven't seen one of these in months!

Ohhh...A n00b war!

Haven't seen one of these in months!
In that case you need to look more closely mate ;)

OOK: I sent a telegram to Sharo, asking him essentially if he could get over here and figure this out, so maybe we might be getting somewhere in the next few days.

In that case you need to look more closely mate ;)
Aye theres been a good few.

"Do not feed the n00bs"

So, on a political level let's examine the atrocities commited, here in the past few days...

First some country decides to drop a nuclear device that we have already stated does not exist... The claim can only be viewed as an "Attempted Terrorist Attack" committed by a terrorist run country. To return with a "Carpet Bombing" of the entire country is where the only wrong has been accomplished. How many innocent people have died to deter one probably insane dictator? Now, examined properly, this can only be determined as a crime against humanity, committed not by Sharon... But his attacker.

View your stances... You attack a young naive country for no real reason, you have committed an atrocity!

You cannot rule the entire world with your dictatorship! Rule your own country as you wish, but do not harrass others because you think that you are so much more mature a ruler! You are a disgrace! Back down your stance aginst this infant nation, before you must face charges for your crimes!

Official stance of Sargent,
Commander in Chief
Sargent666, and the United states of Screwall

OCC; You must be a crazy ass bitch to declare war. Your like a smallish version of Hataria. A lust for war.

So, on a political level let's examine the atrocities commited, here in the past few days...

First some country decides to drop a nuclear device that we have already stated does not exist... The claim can only be viewed as an "Attempted Terrorist Attack" committed by a terrorist run country. To return with a "Carpet Bombing" of the entire country is where the only wrong has been accomplished. How many innocent people have died to deter one probably insane dictator? Now, examined properly, this can only be determined as a crime against humanity, committed not by Sharon... But his attacker.

View your stances... You attack a young naive country for no real reason, you have committed an atrocity!

You cannot rule the entire world with your dictatorship! Rule your own country as you wish, but do not harrass others because you think that you are so much more mature a ruler! You are a disgrace! Back down your stance aginst this infant nation, before you must face charges for your crimes!

Official stance of Sargent,
Commander in Chief
Sargent666, and the United states of Screwall

The Emperor, annoyed, typed up a quick message:

Go ahead, make my day.

The Emperor, annoyed, typed up a quick message:

Go ahead, make my day.

OOC: I'm scared... The Dork is annoyed...

IC: What are you proposing?

OOC: I'm scared...the Dork made a sarcastic comment....

IC: Do whatever you want, man. Charge me. Get a jury of my peers to convict me of five-milliontuple murder, and then have me lynched. Hang me from the highest tree, and shoot my body a couple of times. I truly think you can handle it.

Rogue Squadron Out, Going Towards Maniaca. We already found an assasin. As Treatment I Send In Tie Fighters and Bombers And Obliterate Maniaca. Their Pathateic Country rises back in 30-40 years from now, but is defeated, and their leader, the emperor is put on a nice pointy stick and is burned while the ewoks take apart your sewer system that you rebuilt and put plastic doggypoops in it, clogging your waterworks, causing your your people to die of thirst.

40-50 years after that i give the whole territory to sharon.

Hey! i wanna be in the noob war! *scream in japanese for troops to move*

Now children play nice before your elder has to come in and curb stomp your asses. Lets just let this thread die now.

Rogue Squadron Out, Going Towards Maniaca. We already found an assasin. As Treatment I Send In Tie Fighters and Bombers And Obliterate Maniaca. Their Pathateic Country rises back in 30-40 years from now, but is defeated, and their leader, the emperor is put on a nice pointy stick and is burned while the ewoks take apart your sewer system that you rebuilt and put plastic doggypoops in it, clogging your waterworks, causing your your people to die of thirst.

40-50 years after that i give the whole territory to sharon.

Yes, of course, inform me of my losses, then immediately pass 30-40 years. You really know how things work around here, don't you? I love how your one squadron of Tie Fighters and Bombers obliterates an entire nation of almost five billion, without any defense from, maybe native planes, or anti-aircraft?

In response to letting the thread die, I did carpet bomb that guy, legitimately I believe, and he refuses to come back and own up. So I guess I just ignore him from now on. Right?

Yup you can ignore him. But since I'm just not in the mood for this to drag on much longer the next person to attack and do something noobish in the thread gets orbitaly carpet bombed with afew thousand cruisers.

Man I can glass the entire group. The fact at one point I had the Moral Alliance (some ten or so nations) scared of me is proof enough. That and my several hundred thousand nukes....

May I help you?

Ahhhhhhh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

This thread cracked me up pretty badly. Whew!

Ahhhhhhh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

This thread cracked me up pretty badly. Whew!

Oh yeah? You know what's funny? ATOMIC BOMB ON SOUTHERN PART OF YOUR NATION! Yeah, that's funny. I'd watch who you're laughin at.



Of course I'm joking.

OOC: I didn't realize how much this game took up more of you time than you life does... You ever seen that little movie goin around the net where Triumph the dog goes to the Star Wars premieres... Well those guys out there... Thats what you are like... The last p*ssy you ever saw was your mothers, and that was the last one you will ever see...

IC: I'm glad all this is over with... All the overreaction to nothing... Proves that the desire to beat up on "NOOBS" instead of instruct them is ever present here... Well... Please don't "Carpet Bomb" me Please!!! Oh and by the way... The USAF doesnt even "Carpet Bomb" anymore, but your saying that you would do it?!!? You realize that STRATEGIC Bombing is a lot more effective...

War is my profession
War is my obsession
Nothing I like better than a lethal interception...

Blood must be spilled
Thick enough to swim in
As I hear the lamentations of my conquered foes women...

WAR!
It's good for me
What's my name?
THUNDERCLEESE!

WAR!
It's good for me
What's my name?
THUNDERCLEESE!

*DJ scratching*

-Brak Show

OOC: I didn't realize how much this game took up more of you time than you life does... You ever seen that little movie goin around the net where Triumph the dog goes to the Star Wars premieres... Well those guys out there... Thats what you are like... The last p*ssy you ever saw was your mothers, and that was the last one you will ever see...

IC: I'm glad all this is over with... All the overreaction to nothing... Proves that the desire to beat up on "NOOBS" instead of instruct them is ever present here... Well... Please don't "Carpet Bomb" me Please!!! Oh and by the way... The USAF doesnt even "Carpet Bomb" anymore, but your saying that you would do it?!!? You realize that STRATEGIC Bombing is a lot more effective...


OOC: YOu speak very eloquently. You're mixing your IC with OOC. I don't need strategic bombing when my enemy has no air force and no Anti-Air. But anyway, that's fine. You must be right.