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Karuchean News

Karuchea
16-06-2005, 11:46
Karuchean Central News Agency

1st Annual Council For Mutual Economic Assisstance Conference
Marx-Engels City, June 16 (KCNA) -- Today, the First Annual CMEA conference opened. The General Secretary of the Communist Party of Karuchea and Chairman of Council of State, Bashar Al-Mohamet opened the conference with a statement that 40 years had passed since the First Revolution that brought the country's goal of Arab unity and despite the failure of that goal, a new goal of world unity will be brought. He was joined by the Leader of the DERG of Mengistua who requested 5 billion dollars worth of aid be sent to Mengistua to improve transportation and security.

Strong Greetings For Eskvindblair Delegation
Marx-Engels City, June 16 (KCNA) -- As the delegation from Eskvindblair arrived in Marx-Engels City today at the Stalin National Airport, they were greeted by Vice-Chairman of the Council of State, Rudolfo Axel Davinson. Upon arriving at Lenin Hall in Enver Hoxha Square they were greeted by hundreds of citizens of Karuchea and Young Pioneers who cheered their arrival. As one man put it: "Back when Al-Fateh Revolution occured, there were only a few nations that accepted Karuchea as a friend and an ally and Eskvindblair was one of them. Out of the founding of the Green Revolutionary Alliance and the Arab Unity era, only us and Eskvindblair are left from the early days. They have been our friends and allies since before I was born and they will continue to be our friends and allies long after I have died. Young Pioneer youth presented flowers to the delegation's leader.

Al-Fateh Revolution and Past Eras Remembered
El-Shabazz City, June 16 (KCNA) -- Today is the 40th anniversary of the Al-Fateh Revolution. That means that 40 years ago today, Eternal Leader Muhammed El-Shabazz took the country into his arms and carried it through the greatest era it had ever been in to that point. From that historic day forward, Karuchea became the leader of the Arab World, espousing the leadership and care for all Arabs and it's place was firmly documented as leader of the Green Revolution. The National-Democratic Revolution that he brought forward provided a sense of brotherhood in the Arab world that is lacking today, for the moment that he died in 1990, the world became lost. His death struck hard and within 2 years Hafez Al-Akim had betrayed the revolution and began to privatize the economy and then denounced Arab Unity in his infamous 1995 speech. We remember the great era of struggle with nostalgia and sorrow, that era cannot be brought back and never will be again, for now Arabs forget that they are one people and it seems will never be back to the old era of unity. Now the nation of Karuchea continues to march forward under the banner of Bashar Al-Mohamet, the very same banner that Marx, Engels, Lenin and so many others carried and the same banner that El-Shabazz allied himself to when he signed the 1965 agreements with Eskvindblair are carried on today by Karuchea. We remember the old era, but it is an old era, there is no more Prachanda, there is no more Quezadria, there is however, a Karuchea and no-one can take that from us.

Hindu School Shut Down
Stalini, June 16 (KCNA) -- In Stalini today, the premier Hindu school was shut down. Party members rejoiced as the courts ruled that Hinduism was by-nature a reactionary idea of a hierarchal nature and thus, is incompatible with the future of Socialism. Hinduists who protested were arrested today and will be sentenced Friday for crimes of Minor Treason.

Vice-Chairman of the Council of State Visits Mengistua
Mugabeton, Mengistua June 16 (KCNA) -- Today the Vice-Chairman of the Council of State, Rudolfo Axel Davinson is in Mugabeton, the capital of Mengistua. There he will be meeting with several members of the DERG Council. He stressed that despite friendly ties, that a vanguard party would need to come out of the DERG military council if friendly relations were to continue prospering.