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i'm ready for a full out war and if you think you can take me you're wrong

I will be your ally if you supply me with troops troops ammo food and mobile units if you do not supply me with what i request destroy you

ooc: what tech level are you playing at. Also many nations could wipe you off the map.

this is funny

OOC:
Yay another useless thread!! Words of advice, before you go challenging people, people you dont know and are much larger than you i would stop to think about the consequences. Many nations here have armies the size of your country and personally i could wipe the floor with you. So before challenging the world stop and think for a second.

I second that. I have a standing army of 8 million troops, not including the number of men to be counted in the tens of millions, that I could EASILY draft. Watch yourself!

And then there's those with space fleets that are capable of crushing entire systems, or have enough NBC weapons to play a solitaire game of WW3.

OOC: Numbers can mean nothing except that they differ in numerical value, and massing 1 million man or a 10 million draftee infantry armies with absolutely no effort at organizing these men and provide both the combat and logistical supply they need, is purchasing a ticket to the Amusement Park of Defeats and Disasters, all at the hands of a smaller but much better organized enemy.

OOC: My God, you must be kidding me. Are you serious?

OOC: Numbers can mean nothing except that they differ in numerical value, and massing 1 million man or a 10 million draftee infantry armies with absolutely no effort at organizing these men and provide both the combat and logistical supply they need, is purchasing a ticket to the Amusement Park of Defeats and Disasters, all at the hands of a smaller but much better organized enemy.

OOC: but Haritiona is to new to have a good army much less a big one. depending on how he fights he could have his @$$ handed to him on a silver plater by almost any nation from May '05 and bigger

OOC: And an awful lot of us DO have extremely well-trained militaries. Hell, my entire Spec-Ops division is bred for the job.

A band of Goblin cub scouts armed with NERF guns have been dispatched to deal with your troublesome little infected sore of a nation, we have told them to wash throroughly after theyre done with you.

BTW, your puppet is unconviencing.

On a more positive and helpful note, try reading a few of the other RP's around here. As you may have guessed (if your still reading this thread) people like it when you put a bit of effort into your topics and posts.

In orbit a huge and very gothic appearing fleet of ships arrive.

"This is Mephista Doombringer. I heard your challenge and I am willing to throw a few million of my demons at you until your world is a burning wasteland.

You have 666 seconds to reply."

I thought from the title that there was a demon war going to start... unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the case.
((I like the 666 seconds timer.))

I am the Daughter of Lillith and Mephisto. That makes me half demon and half divine immortal.

I use my fathers Legions in my conquests. I have lain waste to countless worlds and in the process aquired this starship technology. I will add this puny world to the lists of conuests. After a thourough bombaedment I will send down my Leigions. Then you will see demons. It will not be a war though, it will be a slaughter.

Surrender now and become my slaves or surrender your lives when I have to set foot upon your little patch of dirt.

Your time is running out.

The Pudite Imperium's unmanned probes have detected a small, primitive planet on the outskirts of the Harroun cluster, and a small patrol fleet has been dispatched to cleanse it and ready it for colonization. Once the ships entered orbit they recived a message;

"i'm ready for a full out war and if you think you can take me you're wrong"

This was an insult to the Imperium and the admiral in charge of the fleet, and thus this nation would not only be cleansed, but destroyed, in a few months this area of space will be an asteroid feild.

The Firestorm class frigate accompanying the fleet opened fire of what appeared to be the largest concentration of people, after this area was flatened the troops would move in. This patrol fleet is holding 7 Million Stormtroopers and 5 Million Infantrymen. The large Mephistar class Carrier would move in and dispatch fighters and transports while the destroyers began a bombardment of the rest of the great population centers. After a few weeks of this the troops would move in and begin a sweep of the planet, killing all natives discovered, this would go on until the 3rd Battlefleet arrived, equiped with enough firepower to totaly destroy this pitiful exuse for a civilization.

You will be destroyed.

How quaint, you named your carrier class after me.

Does that mean they are mine? They have my name on them.

Just joking.

Waiting for my post to be acknowleged.

The Sliver overlord stabs the leader of this puny nation, then uses his Mistform accomplice to take the leaders place, I now rule this puny nation, begone all others from this accursed place. :rolleyes: (Now I get to start the horrible genetic testing I had planned...)

i'm ready for a full out war and if you think you can take me you're wrong
Ha haha ha ha haha.

*Starts laughing in earnest, then pats you on the head.*

Ha haha ha ha haha.

*Starts laughing in earnest, then pats you on the head.*
*Joins in*

Three frigates head out to capture and tow in several asteroids. They return to the fleet with them and head back out for more. The other ships use their tracorbeams to hold and aim the rocks, waiting for the word of the battle to begin.

Can you even declare war in NationStates?

Can you even declare war in NationStates?

Yes, yes you can.

I belive I named them Mephistar. There is an 'r' there. Mine!

hehe...

OK, you can have the "r".

I'll claim the other 8/9 of the ships......


Now hopefully he will post a reply for us so we can get this going.

How many days should we give him to respond before we consider him blowing smoke out his ...?

It's called he's a n00b being stupid, and never meant anything by it.