NationStates Jolt Archive

Mationland has been observing Gardenburg's hostile attitude towards us and feel that something must be done in order to stop this . We are now asking the international community to vote wether we should or should not declare war .

This thing he said to you is not a reason to go to war over. Maybe a removal of ties between you will be good.

To: Mationland

Dear sirs or chickens who lead Mationland,

We have been observing your behavior for a few days now. We must assure you, only chickens are that paranoid. For everything a nation does, says or comments you go posting a thread, considdering war and asking the international community to do something. Let me tell you something dear chickens, the international community does not give a damn about your nation. And how can you get them to give a damn? By acting normal, not by acting as a chicken.

~ Princess Layla

OOC: I could have said it in a politer way, but Princess Layla is a troublemaker. She's been elected Minster of Foreign Relations and she gave up her Royal status for that. Ever since, she's been going arrogant and stuff. Don't take it personally.

To: Mationland

Dear sirs or chickens who lead Mationland,

We have been observing your behavior for a few days now. We must assure you, only chickens are that paranoid. For everything a nation does, says or comments you go posting a thread, considdering war and asking the international community to do something. Let me tell you something dear chickens, the international community does not give a damn about your nation. And how can you get them to give a damn? By acting normal, not by acting as a chicken.

~ Princess Layla

OOC: I could have said it in a politer way, but Princess Layla is a troublemaker. She's been elected Minster of Foreign Relations and she gave up her Royal status for that. Ever since, she's been going arrogant and stuff. Don't take it personally.

Mationland is upset by Layla's arrogant and heck-care attitude to polictics . Mationland sends its greatest wishes directly to the Camewot Government that insulting the leaders of Mationland by calling them chickens is simply unacceptable and will not be tolerated by us . We will send a diplomat tommorow to clear up this "chicken" mess . This "misuderstanding" may cause a strain in diplomatic ties between Camelot and Mationland's Government Parties .

Regards ,
Mationland Foreign Affairs Minister ,
Darwin Sergy .

This latest act of aggression simply reinforces our belief that Mationland must be disarmed for the good of world peace. In the past two days, three nations, included ourselves, have been threatened with war. How many more nations need fall victim to Mationlands aggression before the world takes notice?
Mationland is a threat to all nations, and we urge the international community to join us in our calls for them to disarm.

The Republik of Verghastinsel is also disturbed by Mationland's recent aggressive outbursts, and seconds the call for it's disarmament.

OOC: Should we make a poll for this? It might get turned into a pretty good rp. And the poll makes it public, so everyone can easily see who supports the idea.

Mationland is upset by Layla's arrogant and heck-care attitude to polictics . Mationland sends its greatest wishes directly to the Camewot Government that insulting the leaders of Mationland by calling them chickens is simply unacceptable and will not be tolerated by us . We will send a diplomat tommorow to clear up this "chicken" mess . This "misuderstanding" may cause a strain in diplomatic ties between Camelot and Mationland's Government Parties .

Regards ,
Mationland Foreign Affairs Minister ,
Darwin Sergy .


To: Darwin Sergy

Your diplomats acces to Camewot has been disallowed, any Mation airplane entering our skys will be escorted back to Mationland by F-16's. I ensure you that the Camewottian government is behind all my statements. The Liberal Government has decided not to pursue the already non-existing diplomatic relations with you if your agressive behavior continues to raze this world. Chickens are ment for slaughtering, don't dare and challenge us any longer.

~ Princess Layla

Mationland has been observing Gardenburg's hostile attitude towards us and feel that something must be done in order to stop this . We are now asking the international community to vote wether we should or should not declare war .

'The Armed Republic of Mationland asks us to vote for a possible declaration of war against Gardensburg, But Mationlands Foreign Office forgot to add the reason for a possible declaration of war. Now tell us, what did Gardensburg say or do that would allow military action?'

<[Lord Yuri]>
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Durthangist Reich of Vermin

Yes, I admit it, I'm lazy!

This is a warning to Shildonia and Verghastinsel . Any attempt to disarm Mationland is an act of war . Not that we have strong backing of allies should war break out . It would be easy for us to handle Verghastinsel . Our allies can handle Shildonia . As one of our allies is bigger than Shildonia .

Regards ,
Mationland Foreign Ministry and Mationland War Ministry

To: Darwin Sergy

Your diplomats acces to Camewot has been disallowed, any Mation airplane entering our skys will be escorted back to Mationland by F-16's. I ensure you that the Camewottian government is behind all my statements. The Liberal Government has decided not to pursue the already non-existing diplomatic relations with you if your agressive behavior continues to raze this world. Chickens are ment for slaughtering, don't dare and challenge us any longer.

~ Princess Layla

Mationland is disturbed by Camewot's insults . Mationland will proceed to send its diplomatic team , with the full backing of the Mation Government . However , this time it will be escorted with 20 F-16s and 10 Migs . We will continue to request the Camewottian Government to remove Princess Layla from her post as the Minister of Foreign Affairs .

Regards ,
Darwin Sergy (Minister of Foreign Affairs) and Mationland War Ministry

Mationland is disturbed by Camewot's insults . Mationland will proceed to send its diplomatic team , with the full backing of the Mation Government . However , this time it will be escorted with 20 F-16s and 10 Migs . We will continue to request the Camewottian Government to remove Princess Layla from her post as the Minister of Foreign Affairs .

Regards ,
Darwin Sergy (Minister of Foreign Affairs) and Mationland War Ministry

Though Nebarri has no ties with Camewot, any attempt to land in their territory will be met with force. in one way or another.

~ Emperor Keller

We back Camewot against Mationland's blatant attempt to attack Camewot's sovereignty(sp?), any attempt to land forces in Camewot or fly your military fighters into Camewot airspace will be followed by a declaration of trade/military embargos and possibly war.

Mationland is disturbed by Camewot's insults . Mationland will proceed to send its diplomatic team , with the full backing of the Mation Government . However , this time it will be escorted with 20 F-16s and 10 Migs . We will continue to request the Camewottian Government to remove Princess Layla from her post as the Minister of Foreign Affairs .

Regards ,
Darwin Sergy (Minister of Foreign Affairs) and Mationland War Ministry


To: The Armed Republic of Mationland

Any attempt to bring in military planes will be met with force. We cannot stand in for the casualtys. Any diplomatic team landing on any Camewottian airport will be arrested and escorted back to your nation.

~ Princess Layla

~ André Flahaut, Minister of Defence

Official Statement of the Imperial Government of Praetonia

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"The Imperial Government of Praetonia has, until this point, been mostly bemused by the actions of the Government of Mationland. Said Government's threats towards regional neighbours simply because they try to develop a military; further vague and completely unsupportable threats against this good country for offering to supply arms to said regional neighbour; further attempts to annex a nation for no readily apparent reason.

"The Government of Mationland has, however, finally proved itself completely incapable of managing a country and a very real (if minor) threat by its insistance on breaching Camewottian borders with military aircraft. The Imperial Government warns Mationland that should a single aircraft of yours pass over Camewottian territory, not only will it be shot down by Camewottian SAM sites and interceptors, but war will officially be declared by the Democratic Imperium of Praetonia.

"We see no reason to put up with this wanton aggression carried out against our allies, and we shall no longer tolerate the obstinate actions of Mationland, and warn the aforementioned Government of the aforementioned Mationland that we will take any step necessary to ensure the security of ourselves and our allies against further threats from Mationland and it's insane Government"

boo, we will send nothing to further your horrible industrial-military causes except maybe old bicycles with flat tires
That's what Gardenburg said to Mationland

'Insulted by the complete lack of respect for Vermins Diplomatic messages by a refusal to respond, Prime Minister Romanov has decided to severe all possible diplomatic relations that had, would or could exist between Vermin and Mationland.
'Mationland also failed to convince us, regarding their situation with Gardenburg and thus: Our Prime minister made it clear that the Durthangist Reich of Vermin would support Gardenburg and or Camewot, with diplomacy and military action if required, incase one of said nations is attacked by Mationland.'

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<[Lord Yuri]>
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Durthangist Reich of Vermin

(...)"...Princess Layla is a slut and would sell her parents and her honour for personal gain. Honestly, Camewot is a country governed by peasants and human trash same with Mationland. Whilst they dare to open their mouth about Mationland two words float to the surface. Pot and kettle. Both asinine would-be democracies leaning towards the kind where entertainment and sadness collide dramatically. Anyhow it doesn't seem to us that both will change for the better, so we will sit back and watch.

It's like two retards debating. Both of them have no clue what they say, what they want to say and what their arguments are. They don't even know what an argument is. Everytime they exhale their stench of a breath accidently brings words with them. A string of words lacking any significant meaning. Yes, that sums Camewot's whole diplomatic scene up quite fittingly..."

In playground politics, there are rules and unwritten codes of conduct which one must follow to survive. A small child with few friends would do himself no favours by being obnoxious, rude, and generally offensive. Yet in every playground, there is a child such as this.
And in every playground, a group will take it upon themselves to put an end to this behaviour. The smaller child, having made himself no friends through his obnoxious ways, will find himself outnumbered. He will be shoved to the ground, perhaps kicked a few times for good measure. The group will then engage in an activity known as 'dog-piling'. They will crush the small child under their collective weight until he begs for mercy, thus making an example of him and silencing him for at least a few weeks.

I am an old man now, and I have occupied this position for many years. In that time, however, I have learned that international politics is very much like playground politics. There are also rules and unwritten codes of conduct which one must follow in order to survive. You will make few friends and plenty of enemies from being obnoxious, adversarial and generally foolish -- and if you are obnoxious to enough people, you will eventually hit upon someone with friends. And those friends will dog-pile you.

Persist in aggressive movements towards Camewot and you can be assured that Gorkon will be adding their weight to the pile you will soon find yourself under.

Commander-in-Chief Benjamin Greeson
Gorkonian High Command

OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF THE GOVERNMENT OF SOUTH AFRICA
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The South African government believes that Mationland is greatly overreacting. All nations have the right to develop their own military capacity, irrespective of any protests. Defence expenditure is no need for alarm.

We do not understand why Mationland would feel threatened by any other nation developing there military, unless Mationland was seeking to attack and invade nations itself.

Therefore, assuming that this is indeed the case, South Africa firmly stands behind Camewot, Praetonia, Gardenburg, and imported_Vermin in this venture. The government have authorised the deployment of South African units in event of war.

"...Princess Layla is a slut and would sell her parents and her honour for personal gain. Honestly, Camewot is a country governed by peasants and human trash same with Mationland. Whilst they dare to open their mouth about Mationland two words float to the surface. Pot and kettle. Both asinine would-be democracies leaning towards the kind where entertainment and sadness collide dramatically. Anyhow it doesn't seem to us that both will change for the better, so we will sit back and watch.

It's like two retards debating. Both of them have no clue what they say, what they want to say and what their arguments are. They don't even know what an argument is. Everytime they exhale their stench of a breath accidently brings words with them. A string of words lacking any significant meaning. Yes, that sums Camewot's whole diplomatic scene up quite fittingly..."

To: The Republic of Guffingford

If I was a slut, then what would your nations leader be? An old, filthy, pervert man who sits at his desk watching child pornography every day? I will assure you that, unlike Mationland, we have never tried to stop any nation from developing an army. Neither have we called upon the international community every time a fly crashes at the door of our parliament. We are certainly not debating, I am trying to make clear to Mationland that sending military airplanes into my airs is not the proper way to respond to a diplomatic conflict. And then again, who has used the most words "lacking any significant meaning"? Is it you? I think so.... You have come here, with nothing to add to the diplomatic conflict, and started to flame on our nation and its leaders.

~ Princess Layla

Official Government Response
Ah the childish bickering continues between all nations does it not? We can never sit down and have a civilized discussion between our 'great' nations; no it must always be insults and responses. The constant threats against a nation who only needs guidance (Even though it may be extreme guidance), the insults between the larger and supposedly more responsible nation seems to be the new fad among our world.

And to be honest, it is positively sickening. Now that I am done 'complimenting' you all on your behavior it is time to get to the point. Mationland you are out of control, but as your ally I will help you in this harsh world of international politics but this does not mean military assistance. You need guidance and we would be happy to provide it.

Camewot and the rest, your concern for this nation is valid and reasonable but with the exception of Praetonia and a few others you chose to get into a argument over who's a slut and who's a pervert. This shows greatly how to act in a world does it not?

Now I, the Chancellor of the Dracun Imperium propose a peaceful solution. Let us all sit down and have a diplomatic meeting rather then a war, how does that sound?

~Chancellor Tinverian

OOC: Dc, I'm sorry. It's just that Guffingford is always there to comment and annoy me. I got carried away. I want to participate in the peacefull negotiations, but facts stay he tried to violate my sovereignty.

Your ally has been declaring war on random nations for completely moronic reasons recently. They are a threat to themselves and those around them. But, we do not care.

Mationland is apparently governed by psychopaths who have little concern for the safety of their citizens or the citizens of those countries they threaten. But, we do not care.

As you can see, we have little interest in Mationland or what it gets up to.

However, Camewot is our oldest ally, dating back to the start of this governmental regime while I was still a lowly Colonel. And Mationland is making aggressive moves against them for yet another foolish reason. This we care about.

I am too old for pointless formalities, and I do not care enough about their nation to initiate talks with them. To satisfy this government all Mationland has to do is leave Camewot alone. Simple enough a task for a mature adult, don't you agree? No talking, no visiting, no pointless excuses to put on a dress uniform and travel; just sanity. When they do that, Gorkon will skulk back into the shadows and ignore them once again.

A simple enough task for any rational adult, don't you agree? Then again, this is playground politics. A rational adult wouldn't have made pointless aggressive moves in the first place. We shall see what happens.

Commander-in-Chief Benjamin Greeson
Gorkonian High Command

OOC:Np those are all IC feelings none of it is OOC ;) Make an IC response:)

To: Involved nations

The Ministry is ready to participate in a diplomatic meeting. We are sorry for the bickering between us and Guffingford. Our tensed relations go back a long time.

~ Princess Layla

Message to the Nation of Gorkon,
You make valid and reasonable points however, these talks will also help Mationland learn how to control itself. You may not agree, or refuse to come and by all means that is completely with in your sovereign right.

However as stated in the Chancellor's address, we wish to take Mationland under our arm and teach him the ways of international politics and political management. As long as a nation is not crushed in a war, a silly one at that even though started by him, we should all leave this situation happy.

Let us take this young nation's hand and help him not dog pile him, don't you agree?
Signed,
Minister Adrienne Zavar
Foreign and Trade Minister
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Message to the Nation of Camewot,
Your interest pleases us greatly, we will host the meeting our self within Imperial Center, our capital. May we all benefit from this.
Signed,
Minister Adrienne Zavar
Foreign and Trade Minister
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Very well, if only to prevent them threatening our interests in the future with their random attacks. I shall attend. At least it is an excuse to get out of the eternal night this country suffers at this time of year.

This is all rather premature, however. I will not make arrangements to go anywhere until your reckless friend has agreed to it in the first place. Such proceedings would be rather hollow without the nation in question in attendance, wouldn't you say?

Commander-in-Chief Benjamin Greeson
Gorkonian High Command

Mationland would enforce it again that any attempt to disarm us or declare war on us or interfere with our polictics/sovereignity will be met with war . Mationland will severe all ties (or what there is left of it) with all nations that have done the things above and condemns you all as idiots and pirates who have nothing in mind but gun-raping , stealing , looting , burglarising , thiefing , destruction , killing sprees and many much more which we will not waste our precious time on , such idiots should not be met with kind words but with words of war .

Mationland Combined Forces , Mationland Defence Ministry and Mationland Foreign Affairs Ministry

Only a fool would say such things as you have said know. Nebarri warns you now, stop your warmongering and foolish insults or Nebarri will take full Military and political action.

To: All Nations Involved in the Mationland Incident;
From: Office of the President, Republic of Lanquassia

Greetings and Salutations.

While the Republic Lanquassia is still small and weak, and are military nowhere near the capabilities of the majority of the nations involved in the developing Mationland Incident, the Lanquassian Senate has announced the following Resolutions:

That being the nation of Mationland is over-reacting to non-existant threats towards its sovreignity;

That in said over-reacting, the nation of Mationland is threatening war and further excacerbating the situation;

That, depsite attempts by multiple nations warning the nation of Mationland to stand down or face the consequences, it has continued to threaten war;

And that the nation of Mationland is forcing a confrontation with other nations, notably Camewott and Gardenburg, which have done nothing to deserve such confrontation nor sought such confrontation;

That the Senate of Lanquassia, being the duly elected governing body of the Republic of Lanquassia, has called up the Republican Army, such state as it is in, and is preparing to mobolized the Republican Army for operations in the region of CSN and specifically, the nation of Mationland.

These troops will arrive on Mationland soil if the Armed Republic of Mationland does not demobolized its armed forces and cease any incursions and violations of other nation's sovreignity.

This action has the approval of the Senate, the Judiciary, and myself, the President of the Republic of Lanquassia. If an international coalition forms for the purpose of forcing Mationland to stand down its forces, then the Republican Army of Lanquassia will join them as a componant army.

Signed,
President of the Republic of Lanquassia,
Johnathan Blake.

To: All Nations Involved in the Mationland Incident;
From: Office of the President, Republic of Lanquassia

Greetings and Salutations.

While the Republic Lanquassia is still small and weak, and are military nowhere near the capabilities of the majority of the nations involved in the developing Mationland Incident, the Lanquassian Senate has announced the following Resolutions:

That being the nation of Mationland is over-reacting to non-existant threats towards its sovreignity;

That in said over-reacting, the nation of Mationland is threatening war and further excacerbating the situation;

That, depsite attempts by multiple nations warning the nation of Mationland to stand down or face the consequences, it has continued to threaten war;

And that the nation of Mationland is forcing a confrontation with other nations, notably Camewott and Gardenburg, which have done nothing to deserve such confrontation nor sought such confrontation;

That the Senate of Lanquassia, being the duly elected governing body of the Republic of Lanquassia, has called up the Republican Army, such state as it is in, and is preparing to mobolized the Republican Army for operations in the region of CSN and specifically, the nation of Mationland.

These troops will arrive on Mationland soil if the Armed Republic of Mationland does not demobolized its armed forces and cease any incursions and violations of other nation's sovreignity.

This action has the approval of the Senate, the Judiciary, and myself, the President of the Republic of Lanquassia. If an international coalition forms for the purpose of forcing Mationland to stand down its forces, then the Republican Army of Lanquassia will join them as a componant army.

Signed,
President of the Republic of Lanquassia,
Johnathan Blake.

Mationland will not tolerate any attempt for any foreign nation to land on Mationland . Your troops will be warned to leave . If they refuse , we will destroy .

Signed ,
Mationland Defence Minister

To: The Armed Republic of Mationland

Out of respect of your ally Dracun_Imperium, we will not force you to surrender. But being it that you are perfectly incapable of running a nation, we will bring a case to the attention of the Ministry of Immigration. During the next couple of months, all Mationland citizens are allowed into Camewot for immigration. And furtheron, we will contact your most important cultural/economical/scientific... citizens concerning an immigration to Camewot.

~ Princess Layla

Fortunately for his sake, Mationland subsequently withdrew and apologised for (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=426148) their threatening moves, and reported that the leader responsible has been removed and exiled. At least this new leader had enough sense to stand against the pointless acts of his predecessor and do something about it. As we can plainly see, his predecessor was an irrational individual who would not have responded to negotiations, so it is fortunate he is gone.

Commander-in-Chief Benjamin Greeson
Gorkonian High Command

To: The Armed Republic of Mationland
Commander-in-Chief Benjamin Greeson,
Gorkonian High Command

We thank Gorkon for sending us a copy of the international message Mationland send. We did not see it, as we are not controlling the world 24/7. We will not pursue the immigration program.

~ Princess Layla

The inability of those who "lead" Mationland to make their own decisions humors us. However, we are curious if Mationland's leaders also need help from the international community while they dress themselves, eat, and shower.

OOC: Seriously, you can't please everyone so stop trying. If you are truely afraid that your nation will be ground into the ground by the international community then stop trying to go to war, make a good role play, and make your own decisions because asking other people if you should do something or not is rediculous no matter who you are.

South Africa remains firm in her beliefe that Mationland must stand down. If we allow them to get away with the rape of Gardenburg, where will they stop?

-Daniel Lockhart
State President of South Africa

The Omzian Republic is nothing less than disturbed and sickened by the recent actions and attitudes exhibited by the rogue nation of Mationland, with a government composed of pests and ants that knows only little about the realms of world affairs and foreign matters. Further, their reckless threats, despite being baseless and as weak as a field of grass, is equally worrying to not only those threatened, but the entire world as well. Thus, it is absolutely imperative that a solution is to be found to solve this impending problem. If the rogue state of Mationland must be eradicated from the face of the map of the world as a political entity, and if the government of Mationland must be smashed down into smithereens, then so be it; and this is our only and final warning to the rogue state of Mationland to cease their humourous threats, which will not only pose a disturbance to nations around the world, but it will also pose a threat to the people living in Mationland as well, opening these citizens to the possibility of war.

If the government of Mationland believes that they are so powerful, perhaps they are mistaken; it is in our belief that these ants that formed the "government" of Mationland is incapable of even the basics of world affairs. If Mationland continues this trend further, the Omzian Republic will not sit idly by, and will use its flesh and blood to seek a resolution to the matter at hand.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs,
Omzian Democratic Republic