Sutemiland
14-06-2005, 12:19
In Sutemiland people believe that increasing military strenght only hastens the arms race that is going on everywhere in the world. In turn the arms race causes countries to waste their efforts in parasites, that only stand around and "prepare" for an imagined war, that is supposed to some day come. Don't get me wrong here! We consider these people highly patriotic and good-willed parasites!
It shows intelligence and vision for a country not to waste their money on this sort of paranoid and old-fashioned behaviour. The truth is that if you are afraid to get hit by a car, don't leave move. Simple as that. Same thing goes with national security, because even though my country would use 100% of all of it's money on military fudding, there would still be several countries that could crush it while yawning. Why try?
In Sutemiland all national security lies on the heads of the police, but as my country is both highly environmental and pacifistic, they aren't allowed to use firearms or cars. Denying these things benefit my country more than they disrupt it, because cars pollute and gun industry is indirectly responsible for the deaths of countless of lives and the money they receive they will only be used to develop more lethal weapons.
But if someone in my country is so fanatic that they are willing to kill for independance, they can join the yearly Guerrilla Warfare-courses. These courses are held in every larger municipality and town and they teach people the use of sabotage and common terrorist-tactics in cheap, efficient and environmentally safe ways. Courses are free and paid with tax-payers money.
Guerrilla Warfare-course:
Qualifications: For anyone at least 21 in age. There are no health-qualifications, but anyone suffering from psychopatia or aggression-difficulties must first go through an anger management-course before entering.
The Program: Guerrilla-tactics and strategy (15 hours), Wilderness-course (15 h.), Chemistry & Physics (10 h.), Traps (10 h.), Bomb-building (10 h.), Physical education (30 h.), Communications (10 h.), Shooting course (3 hours. No real weapons are used!), introduction to Krav Maga (2 h.)
Note: Finger prints will be taken from every participant.
It shows intelligence and vision for a country not to waste their money on this sort of paranoid and old-fashioned behaviour. The truth is that if you are afraid to get hit by a car, don't leave move. Simple as that. Same thing goes with national security, because even though my country would use 100% of all of it's money on military fudding, there would still be several countries that could crush it while yawning. Why try?
In Sutemiland all national security lies on the heads of the police, but as my country is both highly environmental and pacifistic, they aren't allowed to use firearms or cars. Denying these things benefit my country more than they disrupt it, because cars pollute and gun industry is indirectly responsible for the deaths of countless of lives and the money they receive they will only be used to develop more lethal weapons.
But if someone in my country is so fanatic that they are willing to kill for independance, they can join the yearly Guerrilla Warfare-courses. These courses are held in every larger municipality and town and they teach people the use of sabotage and common terrorist-tactics in cheap, efficient and environmentally safe ways. Courses are free and paid with tax-payers money.
Guerrilla Warfare-course:
Qualifications: For anyone at least 21 in age. There are no health-qualifications, but anyone suffering from psychopatia or aggression-difficulties must first go through an anger management-course before entering.
The Program: Guerrilla-tactics and strategy (15 hours), Wilderness-course (15 h.), Chemistry & Physics (10 h.), Traps (10 h.), Bomb-building (10 h.), Physical education (30 h.), Communications (10 h.), Shooting course (3 hours. No real weapons are used!), introduction to Krav Maga (2 h.)
Note: Finger prints will be taken from every participant.