Dark Visions seeking non-human embassies.
Dark Visions
14-06-2005, 02:14
The Borderlands of Dark Visions has opened it's borders to all non-human/humanoid species. BDV is a nation completely populated by non-human, sentient beings. We have a complete docking facility in orbit, with shuttle-craft available to bring you to the surface.
We have many embassies available to supply your atmosphereic needs.
Dzillya, Clan Lord of the M'this'ti Clan
So you have no interest in an embassy exchange with a human nation?
Fatus Maximus
14-06-2005, 02:21
Fatus Maximus wonders if it qualifies as a non-human nation. Though our we are genetically homo sapiens and can interbreed with humans, our forebears came from a parallel universe, the Dimension of the Fat People. Furthermore, nearly two millenia of isolation have caused us to drift a tad genetically from mainstream humanity. Regardless of whether this qualifies us or not, Fatus Maximus would be interested in such an embassy exchange program.
Dark Visions
14-06-2005, 02:23
So you have no interest in an embassy exchange with a human nation?
With all due respect, we only accept non-humans into our land at this time. Perhaps in the future we will consider otherwise.
Dzillya, Clan Lord of the M'this'ti Clan
We would like to know your reason for you choices.
Dark Visions
14-06-2005, 02:30
Fatus Maximus wonders if it qualifies as a non-human nation. Though our we are genetically homo sapiens and can interbreed with humans, our forebears came from a parallel universe, the Dimension of the Fat People. Furthermore, nearly two millenia of isolation have caused us to drift a tad genetically from mainstream humanity. Regardless of whether this qualifies us or not, Fatus Maximus would be interested in such an embassy exchange program.
It is apparent that you are predominantly human in your genetic makeup, which disqualifies you from a diplomatic presence in BDV. We regretfully have to decline your request.
Dzillya, Clan Lord
Dark Visions
14-06-2005, 02:33
We would like to know your reason for you choices.
Simple. As far as can be determined, BDV is the first and only nation based on Terra that is completely and exclusively comprised of alien/non-human entities, and we wish to keep it that way.
Clan Lord Dzillya
UberPenguinLand
14-06-2005, 02:35
UberPenguinLand is obviously a nation of Penguins. Unfortunately, we don't have a way of reaching space yet. If we could hitch a lift with you, we would be happy to have an embassy. Perhaps you could help us in space travel if we tought your army the mythical art of... TROUT-FU?
We need an Embassy with A/C and preferably a fish pond. We will suplly all staff and guards, and our newest ammbassador Watlock XII the Fat. You could also have an embassy in our nation, built to your specifications. We already have a pre-built Hunting Lodge styled Embassy for immeadiate use if you don't want anything specific.
Waldo VII, Dep't of Foreign Relations, UberPenguinLander.
Dark Visions
14-06-2005, 02:38
UberPenguinLand is obviously a nation of Penguins. Unfortunately, we don't have a way of reaching space yet. If we could hitch a lift with you, we would be happy to have an embassy. Perhaps you could help us in space travel if we tought your army the mythical art of... TROUT-FU?
We need an Embassy with A/C and preferably a fish pond. We will suplly all staff and guards, and our newest ammbassador Watlock XII the Fat. You could also have an embassy in our nation, built to your specifications. We already have a pre-built Hunting Lodge styled Embassy for immeadiate use if you don't want anything specific.
Waldo VII, Dep't of Foreign Relations, UberPenguinLander.
Denied, for reasons obviously beyond your comprehension.
Clan Lord Dzillya
UberPenguinLand
14-06-2005, 02:47
Was my Trout-Fu joke really that bad? But seriously, I don't think telling every nation that they can't be your ally is a very good way to get allies.
Waldo VII, Dep't of Foriegn Relations, UberPenguinLand
Dark Visions
14-06-2005, 02:57
As stated, we are EXCLUSIVELY alien/non-human. If that designation limits us, so be it.
Lord Dzillya
OOC: Sooner or later there's going to be some bad puns regarding human rights.
IC:
"No humans?"
"Correct, Prince Arkun. If we are to have any relations with this nation, the entire embassy staff would need to be daemonic in nature."
The Daemon Prince waved off the idea. "These egocentric xenophobes wouldn't be worth the trouble to scrap off my boot, let alone set up an embassy with. Make sure they know I said that."
"Yes, my lord."
The Acolyte hurried back to his task, leaving the Daemon Prince to his harem of especially zealous worshipers.
Hyperspatial Travel
14-06-2005, 03:38
HT is primarily composed of humans, (43% of the population), but many other myriad races make up our nation. However, none of them seem keen to open an embassy with you.
Now, a statement from Fzzzgh' Tzitt, the Minister for Alien Rights.
Kzzzt, Shur Iikla Reignaeyt. (Roughly translated, this means - go to hell, you biased scum)
UberPenguinLand
14-06-2005, 04:14
Exactly how does Penguin = Human?
Wade XXV, President of UberPenguinLand
The Space Pirate
14-06-2005, 04:20
The Space Pirates, having discended from Arthropods many millions of years ago, are classified as "non-human"
We so wish to establish an embasy within Dark Visions space.
Dark Visions
14-06-2005, 05:46
The Space Pirates, having discended from Arthropods many millions of years ago, are classified as "non-human"
We so wish to establish an embasy within Dark Visions space.
Space Pirates, you are welcome in Dark Visions. Let us know when you are approaching our Space Dock, and our fighters will escort you.
Lord Dzillya
Dark Visions
14-06-2005, 05:55
OOC: Sooner or later there's going to be some bad puns regarding human rights.
IC:
"No humans?"
"Correct, Prince Arkun. If we are to have any relations with this nation, the entire embassy staff would need to be daemonic in nature."
The Daemon Prince waved off the idea. "These egocentric xenophobes wouldn't be worth the trouble to scrap off my boot, let alone set up an embassy with. Make sure they know I said that."
"Yes, my lord."
The Acolyte hurried back to his task, leaving the Daemon Prince to his harem of especially zealous worshipers.
If in fact you have daemonic entities in your nation, that portion of your nation will be welcome here, as demons are non-human entities of a spiritual plane.
Also, be advised that we are not xenophobic, nor racio-special in nature. This nation was set up at the request of the Emperor of Xeraph, Alaric Tan'it, who wanted a place for his subjects from the outer reaches of his territories in the Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies. It was his express request that the new nation be a home for non-human/alien entities exclusively. If there are any nations who wish to take offense at his decision, please contact his government.
Lord Dzillya
Xenonier
14-06-2005, 10:58
78% of Xenonian population is non human. 67% of this is anthromorphic, the other 11% beings that might have some links to humans, but are in reality far different. This would be difficult to explain, as they look similar, but are far superior.
How would this rack up?
Dark Visions
14-06-2005, 14:41
78% of Xenonian population is non human. 67% of this is anthromorphic, the other 11% beings that might have some links to humans, but are in reality far different. This would be difficult to explain, as they look similar, but are far superior.
How would this rack up?
Xenonier, your non-human/alien element are welcome in BDV.
Kaymiril
15-06-2005, 22:42
Kaymiril has an entirely Drow populace, and would be interested in trading embassies with Dark Visions.
Sent by order of Queen Kaymiril VII.
Kaymiril has an entirely Drow populace, and would be interested in trading embassies with Dark Visions.
Sent by order of Queen Kaymiril VII.
What are Drow?
Kaymiril
04-07-2005, 23:29
OOC:
http://www.realms.force9.co.uk/UD/drow/dcult.htm
These are classic Drow. Kaymirilian Drow have eschewed Lloth (or Lolth, as you might call her), and live in the light. They're basically elves now, but still have that dark streak to them which makes them cooler than elves.
OOC:
http://www.realms.force9.co.uk/UD/drow/dcult.htm
These are classic Drow. Kaymirilian Drow have eschewed Lloth (or Lolth, as you might call her), and live in the light. They're basically elves now, but still have that dark streak to them which makes them cooler than elves.
From: Clan Lord Dzillyu, in the Palace of the Xeraphian Emperor, Alaric Tan'it
To: Kaymiril
We will accept the Drow as allies of Dark Visions.
As a further word to all potential allies, the Emperor has decided that in thirty days time the borders of Dark Visions will be closed. All alien/non-human nations that wish to establish ties with Dark Visions should do so by then.
Kaymiril
27-07-2005, 05:30
From: Clan Lord Dzillyu, in the Palace of the Xeraphian Emperor, Alaric Tan'it
To: Kaymiril
We will accept the Drow as allies of Dark Visions.
As a further word to all potential allies, the Emperor has decided that in thirty days time the borders of Dark Visions will be closed. All alien/non-human nations that wish to establish ties with Dark Visions should do so by then.
OOC: Xeraph...umm...is DV a puppet of yours?
OOC: Xeraph...umm...is DV a puppet of yours?
ooc>not at all. all but 1 of the nations that are presently part of the Xeraphian Empire have been created by different individuals. They have chosen to be part of the Empire of their own free will. The only "puppet" of Xeraph are The White-Robed Monks, a non-military nation.
Kaymiril
15-08-2005, 08:29
ooc>not at all. all but 1 of the nations that are presently part of the Xeraphian Empire have been created by different individuals. They have chosen to be part of the Empire of their own free will. The only "puppet" of Xeraph are The White-Robed Monks, a non-military nation.
OOC: I was confused, lol. You said that I was accepted, but DV didn't. Thanks for the clear-up.
Dark Visions
15-08-2005, 20:07
The borders of Dark Visions are officially closed. The following nations have established embassies in Dark Visions:
The Space Pirate
Xenonier
Kaymiril
A complete list of the OutWorld members of Dark Visions will be compiled at a later date.
Lord Dzillya