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Roach-Busters National News Network - Live Broadcast


"Hello, everyone, this is Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN, the most trusted name in news. Today is an historic day for Roach-Busters. The Generalissimo won a hotly contested victory in the first genuinely democratic election in many, many decades. In his inaugural address, he pledged to make the following changes within the first month:

1.The abolition of the secret police
2.Drastic cuts in military spending
3.The restoration of trial by jury, the writ of habeus corpus, the right to an attorney, innocent until proven guilty, etc.
4.The abolition of torture
5.The de-politicizing of the media and the granting of freedom to individuals to speak their mind, so long as they do not advocate anything illegal
6.The release of all political prisoners
7.The permanent outlawing of Shooban hunting and Shooban slavery
8.Reconciliation with all nations who were alienated by RB's odious human rights record in the past
9.The de-centralization of the central government
10.The right of self-government for RB's overseas colonies
11.The introduction of free speech
12.The dismantling of the 'homelands,' and the integration of leftists, liberals, etc. into the mainstream society
13.The drafting of a new, democratic constitution, with help from nations known for their respect of individual liberty
14.The granting of amnesty to all secessionists of the recent civil war
15.The repeal of all 'pass' laws
16.An improvement in prisons' living conditions
17.The de-politization of the police and military
18.The repeal of laws making military service compulsory
19.Compensation for the victims of RB's past human rights abuses, as well as their families
20.The removal of all bugs from peoples' phones, with the exception of those who pose a definite threat to public safety

The Generalissimo has even hinted at the possibility of reverting to his former title, 'President.' Meanwhile, RB is ecstatic now that the 'old J.L.' is back. Crime has plummeted to an all new low, patriotism and unity are strong, and there is widespread acclaim for J.L.'s policies. The public was especially delighted when J.L. said, "And these reforms are just the beginning. Soon, it'll be as if dictatorship never happened in Roach-Busters." This is, indeed, an truly historic event. This has been Walter Krankheit of RBNNN. Thank you, and good night."


Election Results
Patriot Party: 210 seats
United Federal Party: 120 seats
Progressive Democratic Party: 180 seats
National Conservative Party: 90 seats
Liberal Republican Party: 150 seats

We congratulate J.L on his legitimate election to office and hope that he improves conditions as he has promised to.

We congratulate J.L on his legitimate election to office and hope that he improves conditions as he has promised to.

I will. You have my word.

-President J.L.

Bloody hell! Way to go Mr. JL!

~King Kellin Hannon

Bloody hell! Way to go Mr. JL!

~King Kellin Hannon

Thank you, your Majesty.

-President J.L.

give em hell JL!!! :gundge:

Though dismayed that the Liberal Republican Party did not produce the winning canidate, we are pleased to see at least that the Independant Party leader was defeated, since his policy caused great concern in our Foreign Ministry. Congratulations to Generalissimo J.L. And our sincere wishes for a peaceful and secure term in office.

Minister of Foreign Relations
Alexander William Rogers

Thanks, everyone!

-President J.L.

(OOC: Chia Neng Lee is actually a he.)

I send my personal congradulations to the Generalissimo and do hope that he will truly enact the reforms he listed.

-Hunter Norris, The Religious Commonwealth of Jagada

I send my personal congradulations to the Generalissimo and do hope that he will truly enact the reforms he listed.

-Hunter Norris, The Religious Commonwealth of Jagada

Oh, I'm not 'Generalissimo' anymore. I'm simply President J.L. And thanks for your congratulations.

-President J.L.

Thanks, everyone!

-President J.L.

(OOC: Chia Neng Lee is actually a he.)

OOC: oops.... Damn Asian Names, have always confuzzled me

Oh, I'm not 'Generalissimo' anymore. I'm simply President J.L. And thanks for your congratulations.

I apologize for the mistake.

I apologize for the mistake.

Don't sweat it, my friend. Mistakes are what make us human. I make plenty myself.

-President J.L.

We congratulate J.L. on becoming President. Say, J.L., I like those ideas you cooked up. Good and democratic.

Gordon Lew

We send our congratulations to President J.L., may your Presidency be a good one.

- President Jason Garner

Thanks, guys.

-President J.L.

I congratulate my good friend J.L in his new reforms and his success of winning the election. May your term prove fruitful.

Your Friend,
Harsimran Mann

I congratulate my good friend J.L in his new reforms and his success of winning the election. May your term prove fruitful.

Your Friend,
Harsimran Mann

Thank you very much, old friend.

-President J.L.

Official Imperial Telegram
I wish to offer my congratulations, and the congratulations of my nation, on J.L.'s victory in this election. May his first term as a democratically-elected leader launch Roach-Busters to new heights of prosperity.

If your nation ever requires aid to hold to forces of tyranny at bay, do not hesitate to call on Malkyer.

Sincerely,
Dayan Saarad I

Official Imperial Telegram
I wish to offer my congratulations, and the congratulations of my nation, on J.L.'s victory in this election. May his first term as a democratically-elected leader launch Roach-Busters to new heights of prosperity.

If your nation ever requires aid to hold to forces of tyranny at bay, do not hesitate to call on Malkyer.

Sincerely,
Dayan Saarad I

I shall always remember that. Many thanks.

-President J.L.

Even though the party we originally endorsed did not win the election, they gained many seats. We are also very happy to see that the new President wants to bring change to the nation and start mending relations with the rest of the world.

If we see that these promises are carried out, we may look towards reopening diplomatic relations with the nation of Roach-Busters.

As I read the list of strong, effective, policies being destroyed because they are "abusive" or "prying," I find myself pressed to keep tears from my old eyes. I can only pray that a robust and passionate man like President J.L. will be able to deal with the consequences of letting the underlings run free.

Congratulations on your victory, I hope that your reign is long and glorious.

Signed

Morgan Emerson Dreyfus, Overlord of Ermacia

Will President JL be continuing positive Roach-buster/Farminan relations, in light of Farmina's new moralist government?

Furthermore will continue with the informal alliance that has stood, and furthermore formally pledge troops at this point in time to aid Farmina in case of wide scale rebellion from elements of the old order.

Emperor Tobias
Grand Chancellor of Farmina

I would like to extend my sincere congratulations and commendations to President J.L., my good friend of two decades, for his election victory. The people of Roach-Busters have been given the chance to speak their mind about who they want leading the country, and although they have picked the same man who led autocratically for fifteen years before, I am confident he has changed for the better and am happy to announce that most Pacitalians now support a re-establishment of ties.

I would also like to congratulate Mr. La Follette, a man similar in his political beliefs to most Pacitalians, for earning a spot as the opposition leader. He will serve this position well for a long time to come, if not becoming President himself one day.

Best wishes, and congratulations on a new, democratically-elected government.

Sincerely,
Timothy Ell
Prime Minister

ELECTION RESULTS VALIDATED

The PID-CDRB hereby declares, after thorough investigation, that we, the main international observance committee in this election, find no credible evidence or no pertinent reason to believe or suggest that the results of this federal general election were tampered with, falsified or misstrewn in any way.

That said, we congratulate the people of Roach-Busters and its newly elected government for holding a free and fair election in which all people could participate.

Dr. Fairuza al-Moutan Kareli, D.Ps.
Chairperson, PID-CDRB

Roach-Busters National News Network - Live Broadcast


"Hello, everyone, this is Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN, the most trusted name in news. Today is an historic day for Roach-Busters. The Generalissimo won a hotly contested victory in the first genuinely democratic election in many, many decades. In his inaugural address, he pledged to make the following changes within the first month:

1.The abolition of the secret police
2.Drastic cuts in military spending
3.The restoration of trial by jury, the writ of habeus corpus, the right to an attorney, innocent until proven guilty, etc.
4.The abolition of torture
5.The de-politicizing of the media and the granting of freedom to individuals to speak their mind, so long as they do not advocate anything illegal
6.The release of all political prisoners
7.The permanent outlawing of Shooban hunting and Shooban slavery
8.Reconciliation with all nations who were alienated by RB's odious human rights record in the past
9.The de-centralization of the central government
10.The right of self-government for RB's overseas colonies
11.The introduction of free speech
12.The dismantling of the 'homelands,' and the integration of leftists, liberals, etc. into the mainstream society
13.The drafting of a new, democratic constitution, with help from nations known for their respect of individual liberty
14.The granting of amnesty to all secessionists of the recent civil war
15.The repeal of all 'pass' laws
16.An improvement in prisons' living conditions
17.The de-politization of the police and military
18.The repeal of laws making military service compulsory
19.Compensation for the victims of RB's past human rights abuses, as well as their families
20.The removal of all bugs from peoples' phones, with the exception of those who pose a definite threat to public safety

The Generalissimo has even hinted at the possibility of reverting to his former title, 'President.' Meanwhile, RB is ecstatic now that the 'old J.L.' is back. , patriotism and unity are strong, and there is widespread acclaim for J.L.'s policies. The public was especially delighted when J.L. said, "And these reforms are just the beginning. Soon, it'll be as if dictatorship never happened in Roach-Busters." This is, indeed, an truly historic event. This has been Walter Krankheit of RBNNN. Thank you, and good night."


Election Results
Patriot Party: 210 seats
United Federal Party: 120 seats
Progressive Democratic Party: 180 seats
National Conservative Party: 90 seats
Liberal Republican Party: 150 seats

Well, this is not the best result we could hopw for. It is, in fact, nearly the worst.

~Valdun Nodockor

Axis Nova congratulates the President on his victory, and offers him his ancestral homelands back if he wishes them.

w00t, thats all we are going to say.

Will President JL be continuing positive Roach-buster/Farminan relations, in light of Farmina's new moralist government?

Furthermore will continue with the informal alliance that has stood, and furthermore formally pledge troops at this point in time to aid Farmina in case of wide scale rebellion from elements of the old order.

Emperor Tobias
Grand Chancellor of Farmina

Absolutely. RB's relations with Farmina will always be cordial.

-President J.L.

From the Desk of the Emperor

J.L., my old friend, HAVE YOU GONE FUCKING INSANE?!?!?!

-Emperor Helldawg V

From the Desk of the Emperor

J.L., my old friend, HAVE YOU GONE FUCKING INSANE?!?!?!

-Emperor Helldawg V

I don't know, Helldawg. Ever since I've had that stroke, I've been feeling very strange.

-J.L.

I don't know, Helldawg. Ever since I've had that stroke, I've been feeling very strange.

-J.L.
I see. This is quite unfortunate. My own medical advisors suggest to me that you may not be in your right mind. With your permission, I would like to dispatch my nations top doctors to make sure you are completely sane.

-Emperor Helldawg V

I see. This is quite unfortunate. My own medical advisors suggest to me that you may not be in your right mind. With your permission, I would like to dispatch my nations top doctors to make sure you are completely sane.

-Emperor Helldawg V

That would be fine, my friend.

-J.L.

Very well, the doctors are being dispatched immediatly.

-Emperor Helldawg V

Very well, the doctors are being dispatched immediatly.

-Emperor Helldawg V

Thanks, Helldawg.

-J.L.

President J.L, although our vote did not produce the winning party, we look forward to watching you reshape your civil policies, and will wholeheartedly support your government.

Sacred Emperor Lucifer of Domain Halcyon

I am truly horrified that a man responsible for some of the worst crimes against humanity to date has been elected, and cannot trust this result. As such, WNI refuses to recognise the Roach-Busters government, and will have no dealings with that nation.

Johann Weishaupt

I am truly horrified that a man responsible for some of the worst crimes against humanity to date has been elected, and cannot trust this result. As such, WNI refuses to recognise the Roach-Busters government, and will have no dealings with that nation.

Johann Weishaupt

Very well, the choice is yours.

-President J.L.

From the big black desk of the God-Emperor

Two thumbs up for my good friend J.L. May God watch over you and your family for years to come. Plus, I could watch over them after you pass away.

~ The Count

From the big black desk of the God-Emperor

Two thumbs up for my good friend J.L. May God watch over you and your family for years to come. Plus, I could watch over them after you pass away.

~ The Count

(OOC: Actually, I'm startint to have second thoughts. Could you make J.L., the First Lady, et. al., vampires, without changing their appearances?)

(OOC: Actually, I'm startint to have second thoughts. Could you make J.L., the First Lady, et. al., vampires, without changing their appearances?)

OOC: Yeah, sure I can do it. My vampires don't do what the ones in Buffy and Angel do. So, it will not change their appearances but it will give them fangs. So, how are we going to do this?

OOC:RB, should we make the doctor thing a seperate RP, or should I just post their finds here?

((OOC: RB, seeing as you have consistently and flatly ignored the entirety of my posts detailing the kidnapping and incarceration of JL without having the common decency to pay any form of heed to them in an OOC fashion, even to express displeasure with the events, I am withdrawing all participation in your civil war, election, and any future RPs involving you or your nations. Good day.))

((OOC: RB, seeing as you have consistently and flatly ignored the entirety of my posts detailing the kidnapping and incarceration of JL without having the common decency to pay any form of heed to them in an OOC fashion, even to express displeasure with the events, I am withdrawing all participation in your civil war, election, and any future RPs involving you or your nations. Good day.))

(OOC: GE, I didn't know J.L. was even in your custody. I thought just his cabinet was. I'll post in the civil war thread momentarily.)

OOC: Am I getting a response as per my Prime Minister reply and/or the PID-CDRB post?

Hmmm. We may not have had the greatest relations J.L., but if this democratic tradition continues I may decide to reinvest in your country. Congratulations on winning the election.

- President Xavier Martin

Congratulations on your election victory. May many years of leadership from you follow.

-Shogun Tomzilla the First

Both myself and the government of Manhattan Prime have nothing but praise for President J.L's new policies. Although we supported the Progressive Democrat Party in the elections, these policies show an desire to change Roach-Busters somewhat questionable human rights record, and so we offer our congratulations to the President, and hope to see more of the same soon.

President Andrew Cuthbert

'What out Prophet Lord wanted also happened. former Generalissimo, now president JL returns to power. It appears that the Gods heard his words and intervened accordingly. So it will not surprise you to hear that he congratulates you with your victory and return to power.'


<[Alexei Romanov]>
Prime Minister
Durthangist Reich of Vermin

((OOC: RB, seeing as you have consistently and flatly ignored the entirety of my posts detailing the kidnapping and incarceration of JL without having the common decency to pay any form of heed to them in an OOC fashion, even to express displeasure with the events, I am withdrawing all participation in your civil war, election, and any future RPs involving you or your nations. Good day.))

OOC: Really GE, you godmodded the whole damn thing. I bet you didn't ask RB before you made that post. The godmodded role-playing with J.L. and not having the palace's guards attack your men, who came in to kidnap their leader. Just to tell you something, if the palace's guards (The Black Wolves) just let your men in to kidnap JWolf, it would be because they were drugged. I think I would ignore your damn godmodding post, too. Now, good day.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9026551&postcount=88

GE's godmodded post

Erm...grats.

-Offical Carthaginian Response

"The Democratic Empire of teh Ninjas is pleased to see that President J.L. has reformed his old oppressive and authoritarian government for a more democratic and less oppressive government. We are happy to see that social, and law reforms have been promised by the president. Our nation only hopes that you carry out your word and see to it that your promised reforms are passed. We wish you good luck."

Sincerely"
Emperor Alec Takenski
Ruler of the Democratic Empire of Teh Ninjas

Absolutely. RB's relations with Farmina will always be cordial.

-President J.L.

Very good. Arm your men, rally your fleets; they may be needed very soon.

Emperor Tobias
Grand Chancellor of Farmina

South Africa congratulates President J.L. on his victory in the recent election. We hope that, under his administration, the diplomatic ties that South Africa and RB have had in the past shall continue into the future.

-Daniel Lockhart
State President of South Africa

Didn't RB get banned

Shouldn't you call yourself "Presidentissimo" or something? "President" is far too bland for someone like you.
---Emperor Armand I---

Didn't RB get banned

Did I? I'm not sure. If so, it's news to me. However, the mods did change RB's password, so as of now, I'm unable to log in as RB.

Did I? I'm not sure. If so, it's news to me. However, the mods did change RB's password, so as of now, I'm unable to log in as RB.

If anyone can direct me to a post saying I was banned (if, indeed, I was banned), please do so.

Wel i figured you were banned because of the F****!!!!!!!!!!! thread that you made that conatianed what seemed like mod suicide, and you also said earlier that you wanted to be deleted

"I congratulate you on your commending act, Roach-Busters."