Roach-Busters
11-06-2005, 16:42
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Roach-Busters National News Network - Live Broadcast
"Good morning, everyone, this is Walter Krankheit of RBNNN, the most trusted name in government-approved news. Today, Roach-Busterians of every creed, stripe, and rung of the social ladder bow their heads in remembrance of the brave heroes who fell one year ago. One year ago, the Marxist rogue state of Socialist Cockroaches waged a barbarous, unprovoked, immoral war against our people, wreaking mass havoc in their wake. However, in our moment of peril, several heroic nations put principle above politics, and selflessly and heroically rallied to our side and repelled the wicked invaders. It is because of them that we are still here today. Were it not for them, we would either be bullet-filled corpses or rotting in gulags right now. Of course, we must not forget the Generalissimo's gallant statesmanship during that time of peril, his calm, decisive leadership that bound us together, and helped us move forward through hard times and into a bright and prosperous future. In commemoration of this day, a massive victory parade will be held in RB City, and a ten day ceasefire will be declared. In addition, the documentary Day of Honor will be shown tonight at 7:00 P.M., on the Government-Approved Movies Channel. Due to graphic violence, we advise you not to let small children watch it, for it could perturb and warp their fragile, impressionable young minds. Again, this has been Walter Krankheit of RBNNN. Thank you, and good day."
Roach-Busters National News Network - Live Broadcast
"Good morning, everyone, this is Walter Krankheit of RBNNN, the most trusted name in government-approved news. Today, Roach-Busterians of every creed, stripe, and rung of the social ladder bow their heads in remembrance of the brave heroes who fell one year ago. One year ago, the Marxist rogue state of Socialist Cockroaches waged a barbarous, unprovoked, immoral war against our people, wreaking mass havoc in their wake. However, in our moment of peril, several heroic nations put principle above politics, and selflessly and heroically rallied to our side and repelled the wicked invaders. It is because of them that we are still here today. Were it not for them, we would either be bullet-filled corpses or rotting in gulags right now. Of course, we must not forget the Generalissimo's gallant statesmanship during that time of peril, his calm, decisive leadership that bound us together, and helped us move forward through hard times and into a bright and prosperous future. In commemoration of this day, a massive victory parade will be held in RB City, and a ten day ceasefire will be declared. In addition, the documentary Day of Honor will be shown tonight at 7:00 P.M., on the Government-Approved Movies Channel. Due to graphic violence, we advise you not to let small children watch it, for it could perturb and warp their fragile, impressionable young minds. Again, this has been Walter Krankheit of RBNNN. Thank you, and good day."