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Theocracy of Larikins Under Ridicule

It has been a rough week for the people of Larikins, whose small idylic hidaway has been in much political turmoil. The Theocracy has been operating in a way designed to "Annoy, pissoff and ridicule its subjects" says Anti-Trolling spokesman Bruce Buttonsoff. "By decree of the Most Holy Lord of Comedic Stupidity all members of the society will be systimatically laughed at" responds a High Priest Of the Temple Comedic Stupidity, "Its not just the filthy peasants and their monkies for wives who have to go threw this either. Everyone inluding God has to involve themselves in this ritual"

But it does not end there. Last night at a meeting for all High Priests it was decided that any filthy peasant caught without a sense of humour will be publicly ridiculed to within an inch of their lives. "Its for the good of the nation" a formal statement reads "we need every last filthy peasant to do their national duty".
"For a nation founded by convict larikins is it really that surprising that it has come to this. It is time, as a nation, that we put an end to this stupidity and go back to the ol days of taking the piss out of our leaders not our worker" Bruce believes. But for a nation whose people believe that having a laugh at a funeral is decent thing to do will this small country will have a long way to go before they are free.

-The Australian Times-

Formal Speech by Pope Bruce the Illiterate for the People of Larikins.

The filthy peasants of Larikins listen up to thou and repent.

There hath been much discussion over legislation that my High Priests have carried out, namely the bills relating to public ridicule. I HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND that these rules and regulations, as invisioned by the prophet Bruce the Pissed, are for the best as this nation was built by our forefathers to be a haven for the lovers of comedic stupidity and unrelenting surrealism. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE that the Anti-Trolling league have the best interests for our people when they publicly damn our own people, be they filthy peasant or High Priest, as convict joksters! SHAME! As of this day any citizen discovered to be a member of this most intollerable organisation for the public distribution of FILTH will be sent to the High Council of Comedic Law for serious re-education. Any filthmonger who opposes the such arrests, led by the Order of Redcoat Fascists and Pig Squeelers, will be publically whacked repeatidly with a rubber chicken.
The High Priests at the Temple of Comedic Stupidity only know one thing, determination to help their fellow citizens. As such the temple is pleased to anounce a public feast for High Priests only.

May the Lorde of Comedic Stupidity praise this good nation as the one true nation that follows his orders.

-Pope Bruce the Illiterate-

Ahhh harrr, I be hearing the plight of the little fella. Redicule is a good laugh, but if it become a ritual then is it really redicule. If yee be organising redicule against the little fella, or any one at all then it becomes meaningless.

Ya be needing to make it random, and in which anyone can be doing the redicule. With well ment redicule against the rulers comes progress and change. Either that or a good floggen of the land loven scum that said my hat was so wide it looked more like an over sized modern art building crossed with a sail.

Tensions Rise After Popes Speech

After the formal speech today by Pope Bruce the Illiterate, who violently criticised the Anti-Trolling League, various statues of the nation Forefathers were vandalised.
"There is no excuse for such debasement" noted disgruntled shop owner Bruce Tightloops "The kids of today have no respect for what these brave lads did for this nation". The vandalisims were followed by several arrests at the hands of the nations elite crime fighting organisation known as The Order Redcoat Fascists and Pig Squeelers. No information has come available but the now underground Anti-Trolling League is calling for reprisals.
"We have had enough of this rampant stupidity" yelled an ATL member at a secluded night-club "They call themselves the Order of Redcoat Fascists and Pig Squeelers for Comedic sake. They cant even take themselves seriously".
For the youth of Larikins however such political debates are beyond them.
"These kids know nothing of politics or religion" explained Bruce "they just enjoy destroying our national treasures". One such treasure was the Statue of Sheila north of Gumbleboots, erected over two hundered years ago it was a symbol of unity among the convicts who first settled in the area.

-The Regional Express-

Anti-Trolling league seeks international aid.

Proud leaders of the Lands of Filth and Teapots, I Bruce Trouserholders are seeking your help.
As you are well aware Pope Bruce the Illiterate has been conducting a campaign of the most terrible riddicule. He can not even take himself seriously without having his High Priests call him a "Stuck-up Wombat footed girlie skirt snake". He is quite obviously mad.
We need your help in applying preasure on the Theocracy and bringing a new era of anarchic, self-minded pleasure to the good people of Larikins.
We plead with you and your people to understand the plight of school-children who must go through hours of state-controlled bullying, name calling and finally revenge by peeing in their drinks.
We grovel at your feet like fetid dogs begging for a quick death that you wear your Pope kicking boots at the next LFT summit.
Thank you all.

-Anti-Trolling League international press release-

Leaked Letter set to further Increase Hostilities

To the leader of the Anti-Trolling League Bruce Trouserholders.
From the Hon. Tribal Elect. Ghong Elswere of the Nomadic Peoples of Blogfloppers.

We understand the plight of the Larikins but feel that this matter does not effect the overall area in terms of international disturbances.

The Nomadic Peoples of Blogfloppers strongly believes that further financial aid to the administration of Larikins will help in resolving any financial crisis the country may find themselves in.
The public ridicule of the citizens of Larikins is for the benifit of the social and political identities that make the county unique in every possible way and we feel it is our duty to protect culture above anything else.

-Formal Letter of Refusal from the Hon. Tribal Elect. Ghong Elswere-

To: His Holiness Pope Bruce the Illiterate (someone please read this to him?)

In response to your plea for help the good people of Glompania (who are clearly new at this whole "diplomacy" thing) wish to extend the hand of happiness and thus have organised a shipment of equipment we think will ease this situation.

The shipment we have adorned with flowers and labelled "Good Wishes" will be delivered on the next full moon and contains the following aid:

42K X Book - "Tai Chi for Stress Relief: Beginners guide for teachers".
42K X Massage Kits - Five Relaxing Oils Kit (oils included)
42K X Teachers Kits: "Meditation and New Age Spirituality"
42K X Herbal Scented Candles "Free Spirits" scent with Sandlewood
42K X DVD - "Dolphin Symphony for Children's listening" (for schools)

We hope our gifts of good will and hope will bring sunshine to your malignant troubles and to further our cause we will implement a day of nationwide Reiki wherein we will summon the holy powers of the Goddess Earth to heal and renew your people's Strength and realign your Chi.

With best wishes,
Hon Member for Relaxation and Therapy, Stardust Dolphintail.