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08-06-2005, 10:01
When the gaze of the leader of Guffingford, Paul Kruger, by the Grace of God falls upon he who defies the will of our President Kruger he shall be destroyed. - Taken from the personal diary of Captain Max Merriweather Dafydd, Commander of the 3rd, 4th, 5th and 11th fleets.

Hogenbosch, capital city of Guffingford

"My president, mighty and wise leader of Guffingford for many years whe have sat on a decaying throne built on morals, honour, justice and truth. Many nations have forgotten our might and strength. It is time to wake them up. Our history of military might, naval power and overall superiority and supremacy is fading, even from the minds of our very own citizens."
"My good Mr Moorehouse, while I tend to agree with your opinion, who must be... put to rest?" Kruger also wanted military action, but it's very difficult - if not practically impossible to defend offensive action without proper backing through documented evidence or trustful and true eyewitness accounts. Staging something is pointless.
"Nations who pride themselves in hypocricy, bravado and other means to raise their self-esteem at the expense of whoever is foolish enough to associate themselves with them." This brief but firm answer did not came as a surprise to Mr Kruger, but he knows Mr Moorehouse is a wise advisor.
"Mr Moorehouse, I will give you one week to compile a list of nations who are seen as a direct threat to stability and peace worldwide. It is time to make our former National Socialist motto reality. To save the world from intellectual and moral decay!"

Mr Moorehouse went off to his own majestic office where he grabbed first white sheet of paper and a pencil and began to write. Who will be worthy enough, or unworthy if you please, to be listed? Moorehouse didn't know, but he will find out soon enough. So cliched he thought, so many times this has been said but dark clouds are gathering. But above who? Blasted! You cannot say dark clouds are gathering above someone, you need to make it more threatening by specificly mentioning their name(s)... Not only it sounds horribly cliched, it doesn't really apply to the soon-to-be victims or liberated peoples of our future targets.
Umbrella Corp Inc
08-06-2005, 10:05

08-06-2005, 10:08
Tree Hugging Lesbians
08-06-2005, 10:18
OOC: Hmmm, tag. Your officialy un-ignored for this...I've been wanting to try a war for awhile now so yeah...>_>
Dostanuot Loj
08-06-2005, 10:39
OOC: I'm interested, and I've been away too long.
TAG, if only to enjoy the show.
08-06-2005, 17:12
OOC: Enough interest...

"So, what has the film archive brought us? More useless reels of film taken in old nations forgotten by even the most seasoned historian?"
"Hell no! I have material from nations that will become annoying one day. They will form alliances, they will do whatever they want. All our alliances are old." The supervisor from the film archive put the reel of film into the projector and Mr Moorehouse and his assistant sat down in the small cinema like room.
"This is nation number one." The three men watched the film without interruptions, no cough or no bathroom breaks. The only thing you heard was the sound of the projector, soft whispers and when the facts and visual material of a nation finished, Moorehouse said "dismissed" or "marked for interest". After many long hours of watching, he could say that he found at least eight nations that are certainly a good target for 'liberating'. A total of thirty nations passed that day, most are either too insignificant or too established already to be picked. Some aren't.
08-06-2005, 17:23
OOC: I'm interested, but I'm not going to be around next week, I won't have much internet access
Tree Hugging Lesbians
08-06-2005, 22:01
OOC: Meh, update, I'm not gonna be very active for a few weeks, so you might as well not bother putting me on the list.
Independent Hitmen
08-06-2005, 22:04
-tagged. You know just in case we are a threat to world stability :P-
09-06-2005, 18:50
OOC: Every post written by me in this thread is Secret IC, unless states otherwise.

Seat of the Parliament, Redmound

"Mr Kruger, my president I have fulfilled my most humble task of compiling a list of nations who threaten the world with blatant aggression, ineptitude or insanity. We have made no difference between them and we will treat them all equal." Moorehouse handed over the list, four sheets of britlliant paper.
"Excellent Mr Moorehouse, I am most pleased. Now, let's read it shall we?"
"Of course." Paul Kruger sat down, put on his reading glasses and began to smile as he passed all the names.
"My profound thanks Mr Moorehouse, I can't tell you how pleased I am with you." Kruger ordered the man to leave his chambers, while he bursted into a manical laughter, he was certain various nations would help him.

...Colorado and Texas
Roman Republic...

These would be the first in a long and hard battle. But we have no choice, we have made our promise in blood to Our Lord in Heaven. We will comply. We shall not fail. We cannot fail.

We have God's blessing.
09-06-2005, 18:55
OOC: TAG, just in case something develops that either concerns me or doesn't... meh, TAG either way.
09-06-2005, 20:41
ooc- what did I do to become a nation that threatens "world stability"? If you have a good reason, attack me--I'm bored. :p
09-06-2005, 20:58
*tag* with interest.
09-06-2005, 21:04
Give us The bleep list you bleep bleep bleep or I'll MAke you reGret it!!!! ;)
Ok, that was a bad joke, but a good way to tag this list.
Communist Louisiana
09-06-2005, 21:10
TaG. I hope I make the bad list!
Yafor 2
09-06-2005, 21:11
Tag, just in case.
The Moepoeian Republic
09-06-2005, 21:31
Tag - this looks like this is going to be interesting lol
Ninja Strike Team 2
09-06-2005, 21:40
Ninja Tag