Roach-Busters
31-05-2005, 02:43
(OOC: This takes place after the conquest of South Africa is complete.)
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Roach-Busters National News Network, Live Broadcast
"Good evening, everyone, this is Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN, the most trusted name in government-approved news. At last, our glorious empire has acquired the former nation of South Africa, the Persian Gulf of minerals, a hotbed of diversity, teeming with an almost infinite supply of gold, diamonds, and many other valuables that most people would give their eye teeth for. Minister of State Security Chia Neng Lee has announced that 'major and sweeping changes will begin, and they will begin at once.' Among the changes will be:
The South African Parliament will be 're-vised,' so that 1/11 of the legislators are Afrikaner, 1/11 are Zulu, 1/11 are Xhosa, 1/11 are English, etc. All 11 of South Africa's languages- Afrikaans, English, Zulu, Xhosa, Swazi, Ndebele, Southern Sotho, Northern Sotho, Tsonga, Tswana, and Venda- will be taught in schools, and students will be required to be fluent in each of these languages. In addition, Thai and Farsi will be mandatory, although they will not be official languages.
The old South African flag, the one flown from 1928-1994, will be flown.
The South African Communist Party will be outlawed. The African National Congress and other pro-communist parties will be outlawed as well.
Small portions of the country will be set aside as reservations, for those who wish to preserve their culture, be they Xhosa, Afrikaner, or whatever. However, no one will be required to live in these reservations. Most of the country will be open to all races and completely free of segregation.
Martial law will be declared, and will last until South Africa's abominably high crime rate is brought under control.
100,000 doctors will be brought to South Africa, and over $10,000,000,000 will be spent researching how to stop the AIDS epidemic.
Tens of thousands of architects and engineers will arrive to tear down the old shantytowns left over from apartheid, and build newer, better houses for all races.
That is all for now. Again, this is Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN. Thank you, and good night."
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Roach-Busters National News Network, Live Broadcast
"Good evening, everyone, this is Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN, the most trusted name in government-approved news. At last, our glorious empire has acquired the former nation of South Africa, the Persian Gulf of minerals, a hotbed of diversity, teeming with an almost infinite supply of gold, diamonds, and many other valuables that most people would give their eye teeth for. Minister of State Security Chia Neng Lee has announced that 'major and sweeping changes will begin, and they will begin at once.' Among the changes will be:
The South African Parliament will be 're-vised,' so that 1/11 of the legislators are Afrikaner, 1/11 are Zulu, 1/11 are Xhosa, 1/11 are English, etc. All 11 of South Africa's languages- Afrikaans, English, Zulu, Xhosa, Swazi, Ndebele, Southern Sotho, Northern Sotho, Tsonga, Tswana, and Venda- will be taught in schools, and students will be required to be fluent in each of these languages. In addition, Thai and Farsi will be mandatory, although they will not be official languages.
The old South African flag, the one flown from 1928-1994, will be flown.
The South African Communist Party will be outlawed. The African National Congress and other pro-communist parties will be outlawed as well.
Small portions of the country will be set aside as reservations, for those who wish to preserve their culture, be they Xhosa, Afrikaner, or whatever. However, no one will be required to live in these reservations. Most of the country will be open to all races and completely free of segregation.
Martial law will be declared, and will last until South Africa's abominably high crime rate is brought under control.
100,000 doctors will be brought to South Africa, and over $10,000,000,000 will be spent researching how to stop the AIDS epidemic.
Tens of thousands of architects and engineers will arrive to tear down the old shantytowns left over from apartheid, and build newer, better houses for all races.
That is all for now. Again, this is Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN. Thank you, and good night."