Haxxoristan
29-05-2005, 19:23
INTRODUCTION:
Haxxori Land Systems, a subsidiary of Macrocorp, is proud to present the following land, air, naval and aerospace weapons systems for international sale and purchase, newly permitted following deliberations by the Haxxori Senate. The goods below are the latest in Haxxori weapons technology, and are among the finest in the world. We hope you enjoy using them. All payments are to be made in US dollars, worthless as they are getting, and wired to the Haxxori Department of the Treasury. As we get more and more of our systems ready for international sale, more and more entries shall be added. As of now, we are offering a good selection of armored vehicles.
LAND SYSTEMS:
APC-2005 INFANTRY COMBAT VEHICLE:
CREW: 2 (+10 passengers)
LENGTH: 7.20 meters
WIDTH: 3.00 meters
HEIGHT: 2.50 meters
ARMOR: 40 mm (max)
WEIGHT: 16 tons
PRIMARY ARMAMENT: 80 mm smoothbore cannon or twin 20 mm revolver automatic cannon pods or 12-tube radar homing AT missile battery or 8-tube SAM missile battery.
SECONDARY ARMAMENT: 7.62 mm machine gun and Gauntlet-3 anti-missile system.
POWER PLANT: 500 KW electrical hydrogen fuel cell.
SPEED: 68 km/h road
52 km/h off-road
8 km/h water
RANGE: 625 km
COST: $2 million
The APC-2005 Infantry Combat Vehicle is a light, high speed armored personnel carrier designed to quickly deploy infantry in battle situations, most often in urban environments. The APC-2005 is in fact designed to function in urban environments, where there are likely bazooka toting lunatics behind every corner. The APC-2005 can deal with these lunatics and the bazookas they fire (well, okay, rocket propelled grenades) by drenching the lunatics themselves with machine gun fire and shooting down the incoming warheads with the Gauntlet anti-missile system, which functions by firing a disc cassette filled with explosives and spiked BBs (very nasty; at those speeds, they can mutilate human flesh and warheads) at the warhead. If that doesn't do it, armor packages are available, which burden the ICV down but improve its chances of survival in an urban environment, where speed isn't as important as elsewhere. It is also equipped with an innovative suspension system that can allow it to move at great speeds, despite its ponderous bulk. It's contradictory with the sentence that came before, but disregard that. Complete NBC protection available, for a hundred thousand dollars more. An SAM variable, complete with an electronics package trailer, is available for a million more.
SCV-2005 ARMORED STRIKE VEHICLE:
CREW: 3 (+5 passengers)
LENGTH: 8.00 meters
WIDTH: 2.5 meters
HEIGHT: 2.5 meters
ARMOR: 50 mm (max)
WEIGHT: 20 tons
PRIMARY ARMAMENT: 105 mm smoothbore cannon or twin 20 mm revolver cannon pods or 12-tube radar-homing AT missile battery.
SECONDARY ARMAMENT: 12.7 mm machine gun, 7.62 mm machine gun, Gauntlet-3 anti-missile system.
POWER PLANT: Twin 500 KW electrical hydrogen fuel cells.
SPEED: 75 km/h road
55 km/h off-road
10 km/h water
RANGE: 625 km
COST: $3.5 million
The SCV-2005 Armored Strike Vehicle is an eight-wheeled, all terrain intermediary between the heavy armored and the light armored vehicles. Designed for reconnaisance, flanking and screening duties, the SCV-2005 is fast, yet well armed and armored enough to hold the line until the heavier vehicles, like the MBT-2005 Main Battle Tank, arrive on the scene. It bears a strong resemblence to the US Stryker combat vehicle, mainly because it is something of a cheap knock-off of said vehicle. It is also equipped with an innovative suspension system that can allow it to move at great speeds, despite its ponderous bulk. Complete NBC protection available. (+$100,000)
MBT-2005 MAIN BATTLE TANK:
CREW: 3 (+2 passengers)
LENGTH: 10.00 meters
WIDTH: 3.75 meters
HEIGHT: 3.00 meters
ARMOR: 60 mm (max) + explosive reactive armor + electric reactive armor
WEIGHT: 40 tons
PRIMARY ARMAMENT: 125 mm smoothbore gun/missile system, and/or twin 20 mm revolver cannon pods, and/or 12-tube radar-guided AT-missile battery
SECONDARY ARMAMENT: 12.7 mm machine gun, 7.62 mm machine gun (*2), Gauntlet-3 anti-missile system
POWER PLANT: Twin 750-KW electric hydrogen fuel cells.
SPEED: 60 km/h road
45 km/h off-road
5 km/h water
RANGE: 500 km
COST: $6.5 million
The MBT-2005 Main Battle Tank is the pride and joy of the Haxxori ground forces, and is quite probably one of the most powerful tanks ever built. It is designed to be especially surivable on a modern battlefield, a task made possible by its advanced armor package, which consists of conventional Chobham-type armor, consisting of high-yield steel and depleted uranium, combined with a carbon-fiber fullerine fiber weave and coming to a thickness of 60 mm, combined with reactive armor plates and an electric reactive armor system to deflect rounds by dissipating the force using powerful magnetic fields and explosive force, in addition to an active defensive system, the Gauntlet-3 anti-missile system. The MBT-2005 is equally well-endowed in offensive systems, equipped with a powerful, 125-mm main cannon. It is extremely effective on a conventional battlefield, and can hold its own in an urban environment. It is also equipped with an innovative suspension system that can allow it to move at great speeds, despite its ponderous bulk. Complete NBC protection available. (+$100,000)
SPG-2005 SELF-PROPELLED ARTILLERY SYSTEM:
CREW: 3
LENGTH: 15 meters
WIDTH: 4 meters
HEIGHT: 6.25 meters
ARMOR: 20 mm (max)
WEIGHT: 30 tons
PRIMARY ARMAMENT: 155 mm long range gun/missile cannon system or 20-tube artillery rocket battery or FROG-type weapon system.
SECONDARY ARMAMENT: 7.62 mm machine gun
POWER PLANT: 500 KW electrical hydrogen fuel cells
SPEED: 70 km/h road
50 km/h off-road
3 km/h water
RANGE: 600 km
COST: $7.5 million
The SPG-2005 is a versatile artillery system, capable of carrying either a conventional gun weapon system or an MLRS system. The SPG-2005 can best be described as an 18-wheeler half-track. The front cab is much the same but armored; the other half can carry a large quantity of ammunition for an artillery piece mounted in a semi-open turret or a large rocket battery. It is not designed to get up close and dirty, rather, it is designed to stay back and shoot either rockets or really big shells. It does the job well enough, however.
Haxxori Land Systems, a subsidiary of Macrocorp, is proud to present the following land, air, naval and aerospace weapons systems for international sale and purchase, newly permitted following deliberations by the Haxxori Senate. The goods below are the latest in Haxxori weapons technology, and are among the finest in the world. We hope you enjoy using them. All payments are to be made in US dollars, worthless as they are getting, and wired to the Haxxori Department of the Treasury. As we get more and more of our systems ready for international sale, more and more entries shall be added. As of now, we are offering a good selection of armored vehicles.
LAND SYSTEMS:
APC-2005 INFANTRY COMBAT VEHICLE:
CREW: 2 (+10 passengers)
LENGTH: 7.20 meters
WIDTH: 3.00 meters
HEIGHT: 2.50 meters
ARMOR: 40 mm (max)
WEIGHT: 16 tons
PRIMARY ARMAMENT: 80 mm smoothbore cannon or twin 20 mm revolver automatic cannon pods or 12-tube radar homing AT missile battery or 8-tube SAM missile battery.
SECONDARY ARMAMENT: 7.62 mm machine gun and Gauntlet-3 anti-missile system.
POWER PLANT: 500 KW electrical hydrogen fuel cell.
SPEED: 68 km/h road
52 km/h off-road
8 km/h water
RANGE: 625 km
COST: $2 million
The APC-2005 Infantry Combat Vehicle is a light, high speed armored personnel carrier designed to quickly deploy infantry in battle situations, most often in urban environments. The APC-2005 is in fact designed to function in urban environments, where there are likely bazooka toting lunatics behind every corner. The APC-2005 can deal with these lunatics and the bazookas they fire (well, okay, rocket propelled grenades) by drenching the lunatics themselves with machine gun fire and shooting down the incoming warheads with the Gauntlet anti-missile system, which functions by firing a disc cassette filled with explosives and spiked BBs (very nasty; at those speeds, they can mutilate human flesh and warheads) at the warhead. If that doesn't do it, armor packages are available, which burden the ICV down but improve its chances of survival in an urban environment, where speed isn't as important as elsewhere. It is also equipped with an innovative suspension system that can allow it to move at great speeds, despite its ponderous bulk. It's contradictory with the sentence that came before, but disregard that. Complete NBC protection available, for a hundred thousand dollars more. An SAM variable, complete with an electronics package trailer, is available for a million more.
SCV-2005 ARMORED STRIKE VEHICLE:
CREW: 3 (+5 passengers)
LENGTH: 8.00 meters
WIDTH: 2.5 meters
HEIGHT: 2.5 meters
ARMOR: 50 mm (max)
WEIGHT: 20 tons
PRIMARY ARMAMENT: 105 mm smoothbore cannon or twin 20 mm revolver cannon pods or 12-tube radar-homing AT missile battery.
SECONDARY ARMAMENT: 12.7 mm machine gun, 7.62 mm machine gun, Gauntlet-3 anti-missile system.
POWER PLANT: Twin 500 KW electrical hydrogen fuel cells.
SPEED: 75 km/h road
55 km/h off-road
10 km/h water
RANGE: 625 km
COST: $3.5 million
The SCV-2005 Armored Strike Vehicle is an eight-wheeled, all terrain intermediary between the heavy armored and the light armored vehicles. Designed for reconnaisance, flanking and screening duties, the SCV-2005 is fast, yet well armed and armored enough to hold the line until the heavier vehicles, like the MBT-2005 Main Battle Tank, arrive on the scene. It bears a strong resemblence to the US Stryker combat vehicle, mainly because it is something of a cheap knock-off of said vehicle. It is also equipped with an innovative suspension system that can allow it to move at great speeds, despite its ponderous bulk. Complete NBC protection available. (+$100,000)
MBT-2005 MAIN BATTLE TANK:
CREW: 3 (+2 passengers)
LENGTH: 10.00 meters
WIDTH: 3.75 meters
HEIGHT: 3.00 meters
ARMOR: 60 mm (max) + explosive reactive armor + electric reactive armor
WEIGHT: 40 tons
PRIMARY ARMAMENT: 125 mm smoothbore gun/missile system, and/or twin 20 mm revolver cannon pods, and/or 12-tube radar-guided AT-missile battery
SECONDARY ARMAMENT: 12.7 mm machine gun, 7.62 mm machine gun (*2), Gauntlet-3 anti-missile system
POWER PLANT: Twin 750-KW electric hydrogen fuel cells.
SPEED: 60 km/h road
45 km/h off-road
5 km/h water
RANGE: 500 km
COST: $6.5 million
The MBT-2005 Main Battle Tank is the pride and joy of the Haxxori ground forces, and is quite probably one of the most powerful tanks ever built. It is designed to be especially surivable on a modern battlefield, a task made possible by its advanced armor package, which consists of conventional Chobham-type armor, consisting of high-yield steel and depleted uranium, combined with a carbon-fiber fullerine fiber weave and coming to a thickness of 60 mm, combined with reactive armor plates and an electric reactive armor system to deflect rounds by dissipating the force using powerful magnetic fields and explosive force, in addition to an active defensive system, the Gauntlet-3 anti-missile system. The MBT-2005 is equally well-endowed in offensive systems, equipped with a powerful, 125-mm main cannon. It is extremely effective on a conventional battlefield, and can hold its own in an urban environment. It is also equipped with an innovative suspension system that can allow it to move at great speeds, despite its ponderous bulk. Complete NBC protection available. (+$100,000)
SPG-2005 SELF-PROPELLED ARTILLERY SYSTEM:
CREW: 3
LENGTH: 15 meters
WIDTH: 4 meters
HEIGHT: 6.25 meters
ARMOR: 20 mm (max)
WEIGHT: 30 tons
PRIMARY ARMAMENT: 155 mm long range gun/missile cannon system or 20-tube artillery rocket battery or FROG-type weapon system.
SECONDARY ARMAMENT: 7.62 mm machine gun
POWER PLANT: 500 KW electrical hydrogen fuel cells
SPEED: 70 km/h road
50 km/h off-road
3 km/h water
RANGE: 600 km
COST: $7.5 million
The SPG-2005 is a versatile artillery system, capable of carrying either a conventional gun weapon system or an MLRS system. The SPG-2005 can best be described as an 18-wheeler half-track. The front cab is much the same but armored; the other half can carry a large quantity of ammunition for an artillery piece mounted in a semi-open turret or a large rocket battery. It is not designed to get up close and dirty, rather, it is designed to stay back and shoot either rockets or really big shells. It does the job well enough, however.