Roach-Busters
27-05-2005, 02:50
Today, Minister of State Security and Acting President Chia Neng Lee unveiled the new Roach-Busters national anthem, which he forced a beleagured (sp?), struggling, alcoholic songwriter to write in honor of the Generalissimo (who is still bed-ridden and comatose).
The new national anthem is as follows:
All hail Generalissimo J.L., praise be to his name!
All hail Generalissimo J.L., praise be to his name!
Generalissimo J.L. is the greatest person in the world,
He is the beacon of liberty, the bane of leftism,
He saved us from gangsterism, he saved us from communism, he saved us from tyranny by majority,
He will save mankind,
He will build our nation into the epitome of greatness!
He will build our nation into the epitome of greatness!
He will watch over us, he will guide us, he will protect us, now and forever!
All hail Generalissimo J.L., praise be to his name!
The new national anthem is as follows:
All hail Generalissimo J.L., praise be to his name!
All hail Generalissimo J.L., praise be to his name!
Generalissimo J.L. is the greatest person in the world,
He is the beacon of liberty, the bane of leftism,
He saved us from gangsterism, he saved us from communism, he saved us from tyranny by majority,
He will save mankind,
He will build our nation into the epitome of greatness!
He will build our nation into the epitome of greatness!
He will watch over us, he will guide us, he will protect us, now and forever!
All hail Generalissimo J.L., praise be to his name!