Oswulfia
26-05-2005, 23:55
Image: handsome, bulky, and above all masculine construction worker smiles at camera with a Grizzly Kabob in one hand and a can labeled ‘RMS’ in the other.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
“Real Men Drink Red Meat! Nothing gets me through a hard day on the job better than a good ol’ slab of Mother Grizzly, and nothing washes down Mother Grizzly better than Red Meat Soda.”
VOICEOVER:
“As patriotic Oswulfians commence to feast on the meat of the Mother Grizzly Bear, Grizzly Cola Company is here to help with our new Red Meat Soda. Perfectly blended to maximize the enjoyment of the true meat eater, RMS is the perfect accompaniment to any meat-centered meal.”
CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
(after drinking) “Mmm. That sure hits the spot.”
VOICEOVER:
“RMS adheres strictly to Grizzly Cola’s famous environmental and employee treatment standards. No mother grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this commercial. Contact Grizzly Cola to arrange for shipments. We enthusiastically welcome non-Oswulfian customers.”
CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
“Real Men Drink Red Meat! Nothing gets me through a hard day on the job better than a good ol’ slab of Mother Grizzly, and nothing washes down Mother Grizzly better than Red Meat Soda.”
VOICEOVER:
“As patriotic Oswulfians commence to feast on the meat of the Mother Grizzly Bear, Grizzly Cola Company is here to help with our new Red Meat Soda. Perfectly blended to maximize the enjoyment of the true meat eater, RMS is the perfect accompaniment to any meat-centered meal.”
CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
(after drinking) “Mmm. That sure hits the spot.”
VOICEOVER:
“RMS adheres strictly to Grizzly Cola’s famous environmental and employee treatment standards. No mother grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this commercial. Contact Grizzly Cola to arrange for shipments. We enthusiastically welcome non-Oswulfian customers.”