NationStates Jolt Archive

*El Presidente Esteban Wilhelmsen addresses a swarm of Reporters as he exits the Parliamentary Building in the Nation's capitol...*

"Today is a glorious day long in the making for the people of Drunken FratBoy Island! Plans to produce Nuclear, Chemical and Biological weapons, both for our own defence and for sale on the global market, have been ratified by the Frat House. This Act of Parliament represents the re-awakening of a dream that was crushed when the foul Capitalist Pig-Dog Opressors of Rezlas, invaded our island nation in an illegal war 8 years ago. As promised to those foul Rezlasians, we have rebuilt our Nation to it's former glory! Our popualtion, economy, health care system and weapons programs have all grown far more sucessfully than we had anticipated in those dark days after the Rezlasian army had been repelled. My fellow citizens... Welcome to a glorious new age!"

And with his closing remarks, El Presidente steps into his waiting limo, closes the door, and is whisked away amid a torrent of flash bulbs and unanswered questions.

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