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Ah, hello! I see you've found our webpage, newly created of course. This is the home of the Samtonian Diplomatic Services branch of the Foreign Affairs Department. Within it, you will find a complete listing of embassies here in Samtonia and around the world from Samtonia, a nice level of allies and how much we support them, and a listing of all official alliances we're in.

Any questions, suggestions, or want to be added to the lists? Just ask and you shall receive! We're always willing to trade embassies, engage in diplomacy, or create an alliance. So just give the word and we'll see what happens. And in the event of war, we here in Samtonia take great pride in our negotiating skills as the moderators of peace talks or general war talks. So if you want an agreement not to use chem weapons, go through us!

Check back here for updates. And remember, Samtonian Foreign Affairs- Our affairs are your affairs!

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Carl Vanderhoven, Minister of Foreign Affairs

Allies Section
Here, you'll find a comprehensive listing of every nation samtonia has dealt with. keep in mind, this list will be slowly updated. As it is, if you're left off the nation, remind us. We'll get you on.

Tier One
These allies are literally the highest diplomatic honor that can be given to a foreign nation. Every nation on here is in some way inextricably linked with Samtonia and a true ally in all senses of the word. We never doubt these allies motives and a war against them is so impossible as to be ludicrously funny.

Euroslavia
The Zoogie People
Sarzonia

Tier Two
Our very close allies. These are the soldiers you'll see by our side, these are the ships you'll see pulling into our harbors. These are our closest allies in the standard ally sense and are people who will fight for us, with us, and by us- and we'd do the same for them.

Automagfreek
Pantera
Crimmond
Azazia
Celack
DPUO
The Freethinkers
Granzi
Greenmanbry
Haptonshire
IDF
Imported_Illior
Inkana
kryzokeria
Momanguise
Omz222
Sarctic
Scandinavian States
Schultaria Prime
Sharina
Sigma Octavius
teh Ninjas
The Isle of Rose
Tiburon
Tyrandis
Vastiva

Tier Three
They're allies.....sort of. We are related in some way to this nation, be it through mutual membership in an alliance or knowing eah other through another ally. We've worked together, enjoy good relations, but aren't all that close.

Khrrck
Blood Moon Goblins

Tier Four
We're friendly, but not allies. Why, no idea. We know them, they know us, nothing else to it.

Tier Five
A neutral relationship. No hate, no love. We probably don't know this nation much.

The Merchant Guilds

Tier Six
We dislike this nation. Not to open hostilities, but relations will be strained a tad.

Guffingford

Tier Seven
We don't like these people at all. Diplomatic relaitons terse.

Tier Eight
We hate these people. Any diplomatic relations consist of screaming fits at each others representatives. War is easily fought between us.

MiniMiehm

Tier Nine
We will exterminate these people. Someday, some way, but we will. Hatred runs deep and is not going to go away anytime soon. Even if their nation vanishes, we will still be around to smite them as soon as they rear their ugly heads.

Decisive Action

Embassy Section
Are you an ally of Samtonia? Have you ever opposed Samtonia in a war? Do you want international diplomacy to be brought to a new height of ease? Do you finally want contact with an influential member of the international community? Need another contact? Come apply for an embassy!
Why?
Do you want contact with one of the premier movers and shakers of the world? Do you want contact with an international powerhouse whose word on the economy could shut down your nation? Do you want contact with a nation whose armies might traipse about your country at some point in time? Do you want a brand new embassy building and contact with Samtonia?

Of course you do.

Where?
Your embassy will be located on the beautiful embassy row, located about ten minutes outside downtown Samtonia City. Building styles will be made to order, but tasteful elegance and refined construction are the norm. Each embassy will sit on a one-acre plot of land, one of the largest plots for a basic embassy in the world. Wooded parkways, streams, and lakes are all part of the tranquil setting that will be a part of Embassy City, the new city created expressly for this purpose.

Who?
Any nation is welcome to apply, though Samtonia may turn some down. Your ambassadors are welcome and will be active in an area comprised of foreign nationals in the diplomatic corps. Diplomacy doesn’t just occur with Samtonia- it occurs with all other nations there!

What?
Basic Building, guards, etc...
Your embassy will be in the one-acre compound. It may have walls, it may not. It’s your choice. A small staff of guards will be allowed, with no more then 100 allowed at any time and no explosive, full automatic, or non-man portable weapons allowed on the premises. No aggressive military vehicles will be allowed, however a helicopter landing pad will be as well as personal automobiles and any armored vehicles you might wish to have. But remember, no weapons mounted! No secret underground rooms will be allowed, though since we’re building the embassies, it would be very much impossible for you to build one of your own.

Law stuff, borrowing heavily from Vastiva (thanks!)
Embassies are extraterritorial. No member of the host nation may enter the grounds without permission of the Ambassador or representative.

Ambassadors have full diplomatic immunity. They may not be held or detained for any alleged crime; they may be restricted to embassy grounds or expelled from the host nation as “persona non grata” (the latter includes expulsion from the embassy itself).

This immunity covers the Ambassador, their direct family, and up to three staff members (and their direct families) selected by the Ambassador.

The remainder of the Embassy staff and personnel has limited immunity, meaning they can only be charged with felonies or greater. At the time of their detention, the Ambassador must be informed. The Ambassador may choose to have them detained in the Embassy. They must be released for trial by the host nation upon request. The Ambassador may petition for Pardon by the host nation. If this is not requested or is denied, the accused may select any member of the justicary for their defense, at the host nation’s expense.

All embassy personnel are considered representatives of their nation; their actions as such reflect upon their nation.

The Embassy may import 10 vehicles, which will also be considered extraterritorial. All vehicles must be accepted by the host nation, and may be searched by the host nation prior to their acceptance. The Ambassador may petition the host nation for additional vehicles.

Helicopters are allowed in addition to those vehicles, with same provisions applying, however, helicopters are not allowed under ANY circumstances to possess vehicle-mounted weaponry.

Security staff may consist of no more then 100 troops, with no weapons of explosive, fully automatic, or non-man portable nature.

No Chemical, Biological, or Nuclear weapons are allowed on the embassy grounds

In the case of conflict between the nations, the embassy staff will be allowed to leave unmolested, unhindered, and under guard from embassy grounds to their transport. Embassy grounds will be sealed by the host nation.

Embassy personnel may not carry weapons outside of Embassy grounds.

Diplomatic Pouch (size of a regulation briefcase) may not be searched or molested. It may be externally scanned to prove the nonexistance of radiological, biological, or chemical weapons or samples.


So, what are you waiting for? Sign up for an embassy in Samtonia today!

Nations with embassy in Samtonia:
The Burnsian Desert
imported ViZion
MassPwnage
Hobbeebia
The Macabees
Xeraph
Krioval
Matrex
Kroando
Pacitalia
Neptunea
Mikosolf Corporation
Theao
Automagfreek
Pantera
Crimmond
Azazia
Celack
DPUO
The Freethinkers
Granzi
Greenmanbry
Haptonshire
IDF
Imported_Illior
Inkana
kryzokeria
Momanguise
Omz222
Sarctic
Scandinavian States
Schultaria Prime
Sharina
Sigma Octavius
teh Ninjas
The Isle of Rose
Tiburon
Tyrandis
Vastiva
Euroslavia
The Zoogie People
Sarzonia

Nations with Samtonian embassy in them:
MassPwnage
Hobbeebia
The Macabees
Xeraph
Krioval
Matrex
Kroando
Pacitalia
Neptunea
Mikosolf Corporation
Theao
Automagfreek
Pantera
Crimmond
Azazia
Celack
DPUO
The Freethinkers
Granzi
Greenmanbry
Haptonshire
IDF
Imported_Illior
Inkana
kryzokeria
Momanguise
Omz222
Sarctic
Scandinavian States
Schultaria Prime
Sharina
Sigma Octavius
teh Ninjas
The Isle of Rose
Tiburon
Tyrandis
Vastiva
Euroslavia
The Zoogie People
Sarzonia

Standard Diplomatic Exchange Package from Samtonia

1 Ambassador + family
30 staff members + family
50 Diplomatic Services Protection Personnel operatives, armed with Johnson M1941Mk.II rifles w/bayonets (35) and Remington 11-87 shotguns (15)
2 Armored Limousines, 2 armored Sedans and 3 Armored SUV for transportation of staff, guards, and ambassador.
2 Diplomatic Services helicopters (Unarmed)

Embassy to include double ten foot high walls (single if only one allowed), standard buildings.

Alliances Samtonia is Involved In
NATO
OMP
The Legion of Defense
The League of Hanseatic States (Disbanded)
Operation: Brimstone Alliance (Disbanded)

[OOC- Contacts on IM clients:
AIM- samtheuberman
MSN- samtheuberman@hotmail.com
IRC- Just TG me to go on at a certain point in time. Or something like that.]

Saved for other diplomatic stuff.

We would like an embassy exchange.
We would like a walled compound.
Ambassador: Helsin Dir
Guards: 45
Diplomatic Staff: 30
Vehicles: 4 armoured cars, 1 stripped down MBT, 2 helicopters.

We of the Mikosolf Corporation (formerly known as A Few Rich People) would greatly enjoy an exchange of embassies with Samtonia.

Ambassador: Basil Ditomasso

Staff Number: To be determined based upon need and significance of embassy.

Guards: sixty

Vechicles: Two armored limousines, two armored sedans, one de-militerized helocopter

Theao, a bit of clarification. By "stripped down", what do you mean in regards to the tank? Also, would an exchange of embassies be possible, with a Samtonian embassy in your capital city?

Mikosolf Corporation, your application is accepted. A Samtonian embassy will soon be located in your fine nation!

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Carl Vanderhoven, Minister of Foreign Affairs

By stripped down we mean all weaponry removed.
As to your embassy it shall be placed in Embassy city, a city dedicated to embassies and located ten miles outside the capital, to ensure the diplomats are not harrassed by any peoples who have objections to thier policies.

And of course your request is agreed to! Welcome to the wonderful world of Samtonian Foreign Seervices!

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Carl Vanderhoven, Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Official Diplomatic Communique


The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies, in our constant effort to further our diplomatic relations with the nations of the world, would like to exchange embassies with the Almighty People's Republic of Samtonia.

With your approval, the Colonial Government would like our embassy in Samtonia walled, with a security detachment of 54 agents of our Colonial Security Bureau (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/JC_Denton/NationStates/93f6f6a9.jpg) armed with light, semi-automatic weapons, a vehicular detachment of ten armoured varients of civilian automobiles, and an unarmed V-22 Osprey.

The rules pertaining to the establishment of embassies in the Democratic Colonies are similar to those in Samtonia, so should the Samtonian Government decide to accept ouroffer, the same general limitations would apply to both of our embassies.

- Secretary Stephanie March (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/JC_Denton/NationStates/March01.jpg), Colonial Department of Foreign Affairs (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/JC_Denton/NationStates/5d220204.jpg)

(I am assuming that all NATO members have an Embassy in Samtonia?)

“This is extremely interesting.” Muttered Sub-Commander Bernard, as he read over the diplomatic reports.

As part of his duties as Sub-Commander of the Office of Internal Security: External Affairs Division…such a ridiculously long winded and utterly oxymoronic name, it was his duty to keep a sharp eye out for possible allies, and the opportunity to establish diplomatic relations with other nations.

Today, it seems he may very well earn his pay.

He prepared his report, and sent it over to Director-General Davis for review, knowing full well it would reach the eyes of the Executer within hours.

Later that day

“Next motion on the table, is an attempt to open diplomatic relations with Samtonia.” Stated Executer Viki Hessian, standing at the head of the large oak table within the Synod meeting room. Everyday, the Synod, ruling council of Transnapastain, met to discuss issues of varying degrees of importance. “The information packets have been sent to your PDA’s, to review. Are their any objections to this motion?” she said, paying close attention to Councilmen Gregory, who was in charge of civilian diplomatic affairs.

“None that I can see, Executer. Their views of other nations are similar to ours, and we have no hostilities with any of their close allies, and we’ve had good dealings with several of their closer allies in the past, though nothing of major importance.” He cleared his throat, and continued, “Uh, their restrictions on the nature and staffing of embassies are sound, and make perfect sense, though, the security details M-8 rifles will have to have their automatic fire setting removed, easily done, I assume,” he said, glancing at Supreme Commander Hendrix, who nodded in return.

“I see no problem then, a motion is one the floor, do I hear a second.”

“Second.” Said Gregory

“Alright, all in favor, signify with aye.”

12 members did so signify

“All opposed, signify with nay”

The room was silent

“It settled then, we will contact them requesting the construction of the embassy.

Later, a letter would arrive addressed to the head of Samtonian Diplomatic Crops.
Dear Sir or Madam,

We, the nation of Transnapastain, submit a request to open diplomatic relations with your honorable nation. We would request that the following personal and material be reviewed for admittance to your nation.

1 Ambassador + family
20 staff members + family
30 Internal Security operatives, armed with H&K M-8 assault weapons systems, modified to remove the fully automatic feature.
2 Armored Limousines, 3 armored Sedans and 3 Armored SUV for transportation of staff and guards
2 VT-12 Turbofan VTOL aircraft. (Unarmed)

We ask that the building have a wall of 10ft surrounding it.

We also offer you the chance to construct an embassy within our nation. Our terms are extremely similar to yours, so the transition would be simple. We can construct the building within the Capital District within 3 months, should you so choose.

We eagerly await your reply.

Councilmen Fredrick Gregory
Head of Diplomatic Affairs, Synod, ruling council of Transnapastain

As approved by
Executer Viki Hessian, head of the Synod and leader of Transnapastain and Church of God’s Will

Official Imperial Statement

The Empire has seen that it may be fitting and beneficial to establish relations with the nation of Samtonia via an exchange of embassies and embassy personnel. As is standard policy for all extraterritorial Imperial facilities, the Empire will dispatch along with necessary embassy staff, a unit of 24 Imperial Praetorian White Guardsmen to ensure the security of the compound. Noting and respecting your rules regarding weaponry, each guard shall be equipped with a single G-13 .45 caliber pistol.

With regard to the building itself, the Empire requests that it be enclosed by a wall of reasonable height, enough to make vaulting or climbing over the wall a difficult affair. The Empire will also request that the compound include a helipad for personal diplomatic transports, and emergency evacuations. Should it be determined that the Samtonian government does not wish to fund such additions, the Imperial treasurers will be glad to cover all material and labor costs for the construction.

Again noting and respecting your limitations and guidelines regarding security, in this case regarding vehicles, the Empire asks that should the request for embassy establishment be granted, she be allowed to import the following:

- Two 8-passenger Cadillac Limousines,
- black
-windows tinted, reinforced glass
-reinforced frame

- Four Lincoln Town Cars
-black
-windows tinted, reinforced glass
-reinforced frame

-One G-119 Armored Personnel Carrier
-weapons, targeting systems removed
-carries 12

The Empire upon confirmation of the approval and preparation of the Imperial Generian embassy compound, will dispatch a full compliment of diplomatic staff, totaling 125 persons including the Generian ambassador, whose details shall be released and transferred upon confirmation.

The Imperial Generian government hopes that the Samtonian government finds our requests reasonable, and in return will provide space for the construction of a Samtonian embassy compound in Generia City. Good day.

Col. Aleksander Norovic,
Diplomatic Advisor to Emperor Antonius the Magnificent,
Dept. Head, Generian Foreign Ministry

[OOC- TIOR, an oversight. Yes, you all do. As do all my close allies.]
Democratic Colonies, your application is accepted. Samtonian Engineering will handle construction of your embassy and we don't foresee any of the vehicles being a problem. An exchange would be appreciated, with our standard vehicle and ambassador package [OOC- I'll get it up tonight, I promise] coming over.

Generic empire, in essence, the same applies to you. Your application is accepted, along with every vehicle. Your embassy will be built by Samtonian Engineering as per your requests. Our exchange will be the standard package, as is the usual case. Also, a meeting between our representatives would be a very nice thing in order to cement relationships. Might you have any idea as to where we could hold that or any contacts? Samtonian contact numbers are listed on the original post at the bottom, in addition to telegrams.

Transnapastain, it seems almost ludicrous that we've never encountered your nation before. As such, we would love to exchange embassies. Your application is accepted and we'll send over our standard diplomatic package. Your embassy will be built by Samtonian Engineering as per your requests. Also, setting up a meeting would be lovely. Where and when would you agree to have a meeting to further cement diplomatic ties? As before, Samtonian contact numbers are listed on the original post at the bottom, in addition to telegrams.

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Carl Vanderhoven, Minister of Foreign Affairs

Could you tell us where we would fit in your diplomatic tier system.

Theao, you would belong in Tier Five. Neutral. We don't know you that well, so any judgement has to be withheld until we know more about you. WE're open to any way to improve relations, however.

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Carl Vanderhoven, Minister of Foreign Affairs

In what areas would you be interested in improving relations?

To: Theao
Re: Relations

As you know, we don't know each other. At all. Sure, we've correspnded, but what does that mean? Therefore, we feel it would be in our best interests to arrange some type of diplomatic get together, a meeting to strengthen relations, both economically, diplomatically, and possibly militarily.

We're open to a suggestion for a meeting, and our contacts are listed at the bottom of our website [OOC- The first thread]. Thank you for your time.

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Carl Vanderhoven, Minister of Foreign Affairs

We would be interesting on working out a diplomatic and economic agreement.
We would be willing to have the meeting at either your embassy or our embassy, whichever you would prefere.

ooc: only have Yahoo-messanger

OOC: We DEMAND to know why we're not a tier one ally! :p

But, seriously, I would have thought we were allies. Hmm...

[OOC- Pac, say something IC. Angry, if you wish. We can set up a meeting, on IM or here on the forums. Theao, sorry, don't have Yahoo. Guess we'll have to make a thread of some kind on the forums.]

ooc: either way, TG or a thread

[OOC- Pac, say something IC. Angry, if you wish. We can set up a meeting, on IM or here on the forums. Theao, sorry, don't have Yahoo. Guess we'll have to make a thread of some kind on the forums.]

Sure, TG me your MSN address and we'll work it out.

[OOC- It's on the bottom of my first post in the thread. samtheuberman@hotmail.com ]

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Madnestan is more than willing to establish diplomatic relations between our glorious nations. We sincerely wish that xhanging embassies shall be the first step in our path to good relations and close partnership in the world of trade.
Our suggestion for dipomatic team to be sent to your beautiful capital is following:
Ambassador, Captain Tregente,
Civilian staff of 14 people,
3 bodyguards,
22 guards in uniform.

1 Diplomatic Transport Vehicle (SUV),
5 unarmed HMMWV's.

Yours most truly,
Colonel Tamujid, The Minister of Everything
Armed Republic of Madnestan

To: Samtonian Diplomatic Relations Services.
From: UNIverseVERSian Government, Department of Embassy Establishment
Subject: Potential establishment of an Embassy in Samtonian Territory, with
regards to a possible alliance between our nations.

Sirs. It has long been apparent to us that you are a powerful, mature
nation, who we have a desire to strike up diplomatic relations with. As we
have recently found the details of how to apply for an embassy in your
nation, we wish to do just that. Attached to this message you will find the
details of our embassy delegation and building. We are also interested in
the establishment of an alliance with Samtonia, and to this end we wish to
converse on the matter once our ambassador has arrived. We will also
permit you to establish and embassy on our territory, with the same
regulations applying to you as to us.

One point of concern that has struck us about your regulations is the
prohibition of firearms possession outside the Embassy grounds, and so we
wish to apply, for every person on the embassy grounds above the age of
18, for a license for concealed carry of a small caliber handgun. Would it be
possible to grant this, or do we need to apply for a permit for each person
in turn once we are in Samtonian territory?

Sincerely, Miranda Fox, Departmental Head

UNIverseVERSE Embassy Delegation and Building Details.

The Embassy itself is located on a 1-acre plot of land (defined as 210 by 210 feet) surrounded by a 10-foot high wall, topped with barbed wire, and with a walkway 8 feet up on the inside. The wall is 8 inches thick, and made of reinforced concrete. In fact, all exterior walls in the Embassy are 8 inches thick, and reinforced concrete. The main embassy building is building is 70 feet by 70 feet, and is 3 stories tall, each of which is eight feet in height. The roof of the embassy building is flat, and is surrounded by a 3-foot high wall. This building is situated in the northwestern quadrant of the embassy grounds, with its southeastern corner on the central point of the embassy. In the northeastern quadrant of the Embassy grounds there is a helipad, 60 feet square, with its centre in the centre of the northeastern quadrant. The southeastern quadrant contains the barracks for the guards (100 beds in 10 rooms, with latrines.), a mess room, a swimming pool, and a gymnasium. In the southwestern corner there is the main entrance (in the western wall) and a garage for parking of vehicles. The remainder of the grounds is smooth lawns and box hedges, with a driveway leading from the garages to the entrance, and gravel paths. The entire grounds is to be illuminated by arc lamps at night.

On the Embassy Grounds there is:

- Living on the Embassy grounds are these personnel, including the Ambassador, however, maids, cooks, and so on, are hired locally:
o One Ambassador. He is there on a ten-year term, and has his family with him. Allocate 4 bedrooms and an office.
o 30 Ambassador’s assistants, secretaries, and aides. They are there with their ambassador, until he is either brought home or he sacks them. They will also have their families. Allocate 4 bedrooms and an office each.
o 100 Diplomatic Defense Department Personnel (DDDP). 90 are equipped with a slightly modified HK G3 SG1 (the fully automatic fire mode has been removed), and the other 10 are equipped with Remington 870s (2 each, one is chambered for less-than-lethal ammunition (beanbags)). All are equipped with a Steyr SPP. They do not have standard fragmentation grenades, instead being equipped with non-lethal grenades,
- Stockpiled on the Embassy grounds, in a reinforced concrete bunker under the barracks, are:
o 200 rounds of 7,62mm NATO ammunition per G3. (10 of which are blanks)
o 200 non-lethal rounds of 7.62mm NATO ammunition (rubber projectiles) per G3. (10 of which are blanks)
o 80 rounds per non-rechambered Remington 870, one heavy slug and some buckshot.
o 80 ‘beanbag’ rounds per rechambered Remington 870 (generally non-lethal)
o 400 rounds of 9mm Parabellum ammunition per SPP (20 of which are blanks)
o 20 Flashbangs per DDDP member
o 20 Tear Gas grenades per DDDP member.
o 200 FN Five-seveNs, each with 200 rounds of ammunition.
- On the Embassy, by way of vehicles, there are:
o 2 lightly armored 12 seat limousines, painted in gloss black
o 4 unarmored sedan cars, painted in gloss black
o 1 Black Hawk helicopter, unarmed
o 2 modified M3 Bradley IFVs, with no weaponry.
o The Ambassadors private car – commonly a Rolls-Royce Phantom

The Embassy is to be a three-story building, with a different main function on each floor. On the first floor there is a dining hall (seating 100), a kitchen, 4 large conference rooms, each with a long table to seat 20, a computer projection system, chairs, etc (we will bring in the furnishings), and 10 smaller meeting rooms, which have room for a table seating 10 people, and some spare room. The main door of the Embassy is in the southern wall, and is a large double door. The second floor contains the offices of the Ambassador and his staff; thirty-five is the conventional number. Also there is a small kitchen for serving drinks and light snacks. The third floor has the bedrooms of the permanent Embassy staff, each with an en-suite bathroom. The interior decoration and furnishings of the Embassy will be done by UNIverseVERSian workers.

(OOC: I hope that's not too much detail)

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Greetings. The Democratic Republic of Fatus Maximus is interested in opening diplomatic relations with your nation and in an embassy exchange program. We realize we probably fall into tier five for the time being, but would like to improve relations and become allies.

Sincerely,

Big Friendly Fat Guy,
General all-around nice guy representing Fatus Maximus