Shazbotdom
24-05-2005, 16:44
The Television Show, 'Who Wants to be a Clown' is interrupted suddenly.
"This is Stacey Keibler of Channel 354 news with this special news bulliten." She then turns toward a different camera. "Today, in a starteling press release, the Holy Empire has declared that 'the Army of the Holy Empire of Shazbotdom is to be dismanteled.' The letter goes on to say, 'with the creation of the Imperial Marine Corps, we feel that they have the sufficient training to carry the Holy Empire on for the next Millenia. The Army's training is outdated and is most definitally not needed for the Future of the Holy Empire.'"
"This has brought mixed feelings from both the civilians within the Holy Empire and certain members of Parliment. One deligate stated, 'Why pick this time to change the make-up of the Empire's Armed Forces? There are dozens of conflicts that the Army could handle.' While another deligate was pleased to announce, 'While I am uncertain of the outcome of this decision, I fully support the Emporer in his decisions. He knows what is best for the Empire.' Civilians are currently still trying to cope with the news. Although the letter does state farther down, 'Members of the old Army are welcome to train and become members of the Elite Marine Corps, and if they are good enough, part of the Black Ops Marine Corps Special Forces Units.' No official statments from the international community have been issued as of yet."
"This is Stacey Keibler with the Shazbotdom News Network, and now we return you to your orriginally schedualed programming."
The screen cuts to an image of the Imperial Flag.
http://www.theodora.com/flags/zi.gif
Then cuts back to the Previously Schedualed Programming.
"This is Stacey Keibler of Channel 354 news with this special news bulliten." She then turns toward a different camera. "Today, in a starteling press release, the Holy Empire has declared that 'the Army of the Holy Empire of Shazbotdom is to be dismanteled.' The letter goes on to say, 'with the creation of the Imperial Marine Corps, we feel that they have the sufficient training to carry the Holy Empire on for the next Millenia. The Army's training is outdated and is most definitally not needed for the Future of the Holy Empire.'"
"This has brought mixed feelings from both the civilians within the Holy Empire and certain members of Parliment. One deligate stated, 'Why pick this time to change the make-up of the Empire's Armed Forces? There are dozens of conflicts that the Army could handle.' While another deligate was pleased to announce, 'While I am uncertain of the outcome of this decision, I fully support the Emporer in his decisions. He knows what is best for the Empire.' Civilians are currently still trying to cope with the news. Although the letter does state farther down, 'Members of the old Army are welcome to train and become members of the Elite Marine Corps, and if they are good enough, part of the Black Ops Marine Corps Special Forces Units.' No official statments from the international community have been issued as of yet."
"This is Stacey Keibler with the Shazbotdom News Network, and now we return you to your orriginally schedualed programming."
The screen cuts to an image of the Imperial Flag.
http://www.theodora.com/flags/zi.gif
Then cuts back to the Previously Schedualed Programming.