Rejected Nations
24-05-2005, 14:02
"Hello and welcome to the National News Network. Joseph Silinski here with an important anouncement. We now go live to the Delegation building where Chancellor Andropov is preparing to make his anouncement."
Screen changes to a large circular room with a stand in the middle. Andropov is and the stand while hundreds of representatives watch.
"Rejected Nations, for far too long have we been lead in the wrong direction. The imperialistic warmongers tried to tell us what to do and how to think. Not any more! Rejected Nations will now be free! We shall be equal! We shall make our own decisions!" He pauses while a loud cheer erupts from the chair around him.
"We shall have an economy that shows everybody as equal. Nobody will get more or less than anybody else, everyone shall be equal in the eyes of each other." He pauses as yet again another cheer erupts.
"I have changed many things in the government for the better. First, there is no more Chancellor, but a Chairmen! The ruling body will be known as the Politburo! Every man must serve in the army for no less than 4 years, and they must be willing to sacrafice themselves for the motherland! Anybody who doesn't will be executed. Children must begin work at the age of 16, and if they don't, they will be executed! Women must do as the government tells them or they will be executed! The government controls all property and businesses are controlled bey the government. This is to better the nation, and better the people!" The crowd roars with approval and the Chairmen is given a standing ovation. With that the screen changes back to the front desk.
"There you have it folks. Rejected Nations is now officially Communist. Goodnight and remember, NNN the best name in news!"
Screen changes to a large circular room with a stand in the middle. Andropov is and the stand while hundreds of representatives watch.
"Rejected Nations, for far too long have we been lead in the wrong direction. The imperialistic warmongers tried to tell us what to do and how to think. Not any more! Rejected Nations will now be free! We shall be equal! We shall make our own decisions!" He pauses while a loud cheer erupts from the chair around him.
"We shall have an economy that shows everybody as equal. Nobody will get more or less than anybody else, everyone shall be equal in the eyes of each other." He pauses as yet again another cheer erupts.
"I have changed many things in the government for the better. First, there is no more Chancellor, but a Chairmen! The ruling body will be known as the Politburo! Every man must serve in the army for no less than 4 years, and they must be willing to sacrafice themselves for the motherland! Anybody who doesn't will be executed. Children must begin work at the age of 16, and if they don't, they will be executed! Women must do as the government tells them or they will be executed! The government controls all property and businesses are controlled bey the government. This is to better the nation, and better the people!" The crowd roars with approval and the Chairmen is given a standing ovation. With that the screen changes back to the front desk.
"There you have it folks. Rejected Nations is now officially Communist. Goodnight and remember, NNN the best name in news!"