NationStates Jolt Archive

The Super Awsome-O Nation of Mekrap has put forth its bid for nuclear arms so as to further its advance towards a world leader. The government has decided to abort all research on nuclear weapons to take an alternative, cheaper route instead. Therefore the government of Mekrap is asking any and all nations with nuclear capabilities to please contact the Mekrap government in order to work out a contract for the sale of these arms.

sincerely

Shamall E. Joucqueis - Minister of Foreign Relations

We'll sell you some nuclear weapons IF you can prove to use that you are a stable nation and you will not disassemble them as they are rigged to self-destruct in that case.

The Mekrap government has considered your proposal and decided not to deal with The Crazed Marines. The government of Mekrap does not believe having to prove anything or having bombs booby-rigged is any way to handle a business transaction of ICBMs.

Secret IC

The United Kingdom would like to offer alternative forms of assistance to the government of Mekrap in return for the complete abandonment of the pursuit of nuclear weapons. As possible alternatives we would be willing to discuss reduced price sales of weapons for the defence of your nation or other similar arrangements.

Emily Deveraux
Minister of Foreign Affairs

This could and very well be an alternative to nuclear weapons. However The nation of Mekrap has a very extensive and sprawling economy that it has the duty to protect. Nuclear weapons at this time seem to be a very good deterrent to any nations that could be planning an invasion on Mekrap to use its industry.

We are willing to not supply you with nuclear weapons, but instead supply a range of weapons that could eliminate the enemy as a viable threat without the need for massive civilian casualties and other such problems. We can also provide a short-lived cobalt bomb for clearing urban areas if you are so inclined

Secret IC

The United Kingdom certainly recognizes the sovereign right and obligation to protect its citzenry, especially their economic livelihood, the Kingdom would further press your government to reconsider. Nuclear weapon programmes require a considerable amount of money to maintain, which would leave a certain imprint on the prosperity of your national economy. Furthermore, the presence of nuclear weapons on Mekrap territory may serve only to infuriate the international community, creating more enemies than your government currently contends with. Additionally, with your government being new to the world stage it is highly unlikely your government would have offended a great number of powers, and consequently made a significant number of enemies. If that is the case, there are a large number of political organizations that would provide security for your nation at comparitively low initial cost to your nation.

Emily Deveraux
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Top Secret Message from Heart of Armaggeddon(SKA:Red Tide Mafia)
"We are willing to help you with your nuclear weapons program... no we do not have any nuclear weapons. What we DO have is the Weaponized Uranium nessecary to create atomic weapons. Therefore we offer to send a certain amount of Weaponized Uranium, mesaured in kilograms, everyday, in return we expect a equivalent amount of cash. 100 Kilograms=2,000 American Dollars. Also we are willing to arm youn with the missiles nessecary to deliver these warheads, the FROG-7 ( http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/missile/row/frog-7.htm ) or the SCUD-A ( http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/theater/r-11.htm ). The FROG-7 costs 1 million American dollars, the SCUD-A will cost 4 million American Dollars. Good Day."
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