NationStates Jolt Archive


1 Billion.

MassPwnage
23-05-2005, 18:06
ooc: I'm surprised I've been around this long.

"Today, at 1:19 p.m, MassPwnage's billionth resident was born. The child, who shall remain anonymous will be given a free scholarship to an accredited Pwnage university of his/her choice."-The Great Leader Li.
Phalanix
23-05-2005, 18:37
OCC:Congrats
IC: We in the Shadow Realm just recently were graced with our 4 billionth child. And as of now we wish that you can be around to see your 4 billionth as well.
Tom Joad
23-05-2005, 19:00
Your children are born with indeterminate genders? How curious.
- Physician from down the road.
Feline Catfish
23-05-2005, 19:04
ooc: Wouldnt having a population of 1,000,000,000 and at the same time having the 1,000,000,000th citizen on your nation die imply that no citizen of your nation has ever died?
Phalanix
23-05-2005, 19:05
OCC:There are death rates but with immigration and birth rates combined with a high ass population you can make up for deathrates.
MassPwnage
23-05-2005, 19:40
ooc: well, population goes up so rapidly on NS, that death rates don't mean jack.
Feline Catfish
23-05-2005, 20:12
You dont understand. If the citizen that makes your population rise to 1 billion is also the 1 billionth citizen to be born in your country, that means that no one has ever died in your country, and every citizen was born within the life-times of every other.
Phalanix
23-05-2005, 20:13
OCC:Lets leave it at this: It's the work of Violet!!!!
Czardas
23-05-2005, 20:14
OCC:Lets leave it at this: It's the work of Violet!!!!It's [violet]
Phalanix
23-05-2005, 20:15
OCC:Meh not like I'm gona get struck down for saying it wrong. And lets get back on topic
The Infinite Crucible
23-05-2005, 21:47
OOC: *sniff* *sniff* Something smells like fish. Is a trolling boat nearby? Anyway, good stuff. Hmm... I am approaching my 1 billionth and look at my posts. :( naaa :D

Anyway congrats

IC:
Another day passes in The Infinite Crucible, a nation grows in power. More foes to slay and twist. The road goes ever on and on. The emperor's mind continued to muse.