NationStates Jolt Archive

Friends, Romans and Countrybums, lend me your ears. Today I hereby announce the instigation of a potential new world order. Headed up by The Queendom of Aridity on behalf of the USK region and The Empire of Roycelandia on behalf of the ALSN region, neither of these states have the backing of their particular regions yet possess the great will to rule and the almighty strength of mind to conquer.

Firstly, we will welcome all supporters but will not be friendly to usurpers and backstabbers. These latter groups will be dealt with in a harsh manner indeed. When power is gathered, it will be distributed according to rank and status and all greivances will be listened to fully and appropriate action taken.

In return, we want your allegiance and assistance to bend as much of the world to our will as possible with the minimal loss of life.

Further details as to the plan of action will be forthcoming soon; in the interim please enjoy this music.

Elevator muzak plays.

Although Tannenmille is based in the Sucello system, we have no problem deploying a Super Star Destroyer to Aridity to make sure that you will not attempt to "bend" Tannenmillians to your twisted will. I'm an imperialist myself, but there are armies on NationStates that have more people in than your entire population.

Your sharing nature is noted and appreciated, this is something The Queendom nor The Empire will forget easily.

Also, your advice about army numbers is most advantageous and is something I shall have to discuss with my associate at a later date. I prefer to use strategy, yet when combined with strength in numbers, I have confidence. Whether this is founded or not, time will tell.

FT, right?

Aridity, I believe you misread my message. If you threaten the sovereignty of Tannenmille or any of its allies, I can easily deploy the Imperial Navy (interstellar navy, not oceanic) to quell your thoughts about domination.

FT, right?Pardon?Aridity, I believe you misread my message. If you threaten the sovereignty of Tannenmille or any of its allies, I can easily deploy the Imperial Navy (interstellar navy, not oceanic) to quell your thoughts about domination.Oh yeah. It does look like that, doesn't it? Well, er...

I was lulling you into a false sense of security! Yeah! Hah! You fell for my trap!

Anyway, international time zones are conspiring against Roycelandia and I to form our plans, but rest assured, the plans will be forthcoming soon.

Thank-you for your patience.

Muzak continues.

IC(In Character):Official Statement From Red Tide
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!........ SNORT!.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

In other words, we could crush you like a bug without landing a single soldier on your shore. Who do you think you are?"
End Statement

OOC(Out of Character):Seriously man. Every person who comes on here on his/her very first day and declares him/herself ruler of the world usually winds up with nobody to roleplay with. So cut the crap. Also... When he says FT he means Future Tech. You(most likely) are MT(Modern Tech) so you dont roleplay with FT if you are.

Official Statement from the Mainframe:
"This situation is unacceptable and at the first sign of aggression, our droid armies will mobilize."

OOC: Agreed with Red Tide. Also, don't think Starwars droids. These droids are actually more than a fancy slab of metal.

The Empire of Roycelandia would like to point out that one of the many benefits of Global Imperialism, including Free Upgrades to First Class on all Imperial Airways flights, is access to unimaginable wealth and power.

As such, we welcome the efforts of the Queendom of Aridity in their quest for a New World Order. With our assistance.

Now, The Imperial Confectionary Company has decided to helop the fledgling Queendom by buying up all the world's Chocolate and Cocoa Plants.

Naturally, this will drive prices through the roof, but it's not really a problem, since if we're going to play the Population Game then Roycelandia has over 3 billion people and can afford to do whatever the hell it likes.

It's very simple: Rather than threaten military action, we are going to corner the world supply in Luxuries.

Then, as the price goes up and governments face an increasing tide of unrest, we shall sally forth, sell our surplus, dropping the price, and taking the World's Governments in the process as economies collapse.

So then, who's with us?