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RBNNN Live Broadcast

"Good evening, this is Walter Krankheit of Roach-Busters National News Network, the most trusted name in government-approved news. Today, our glorious and benevolent absolute ruler, Generalissimo J.L. the Great, suffered a massive and possibly debilitating stroke and was immediately brought to a hospital, where doctors struggle valiantly to save his life. The Generalissimo had been suffering extremely painful headaches, high fevers, frequent dizzy spells, nausea, and malaise in the past few days, symptoms many attribute his rather peculiar behavior to. In an interview, Minister of State Security Chia Neng Lee said, "I knew it. I just knew something was up when J.L. began spewing rubbish about freeing Shoobans." The entire nation is in a state of deep mourning, and Minister Lee, who was nominated by J.L.'s Cabinet to succeed the Generalissimo until he recovers, ordered that all flags be flown at half-mast until the Generalissimo is all better. "This is a tragedy, a sheer tragedy," Lee said. "On behalf of all anticommunists, I fervidly pray for a speedy and total recovery." Doctors have not yet disclosed what J.L.'s prognosis is, but we will keep you posted. In the meantime, that is all. This has been Walter Krankheit, of RBNNN. Thank you, and good night."

My prayers are with you, J.L. My nation prays for you, as well.

Jake Featherston IV

Official Imperial Statement

The Empire regrets to hear this news, and Emperor Antonius the Magnificent sends his sympathies. The Imperial 3rd Army, still en route to Roach-Busters, will now serve to maintain order throughout the absence of the Generallissimo from his rightful spot at the head of his nation.

My prayers are with you, J.L. My nation prays for you, as well.

Jake Featherston IV

J.L. is currently comatose, and hence, can't respond. However, the First Lady thanks you profusely for your prayers.

-Dr. Seymour Calhoun

We are sorry that J.L is ill and we are willing to offer a few of our top doctors to aid in his recovery.

Official Imperial Statement

The Empire regrets to hear this news, and Emperor Antonius the Magnificent sends his sympathies. The Imperial 3rd Army, still en route to Roach-Busters, will now serve to maintain order throughout the absence of the Generallissimo from his rightful spot at the head of his nation.

Thank you. We are heartened by your support. At least now we know why the Generalissimo was acting so peculiarly.

-Chia Neng Lee

We are sorry that J.L is ill and we are willing to offer a few of our top doctors to aid in his recovery.

We appreciate that, thank you. If we need help, we will definitely let you know.

-Dr. Seymour Calhoun

From the King's Desk

We offer our condolences to Roach-Busters. Our doctors suggest using the enzyme alteplase to alleviate the stroke. Correctly applied, it should work to take out the clot that causes the stroke, at least, that's what I'm told.

His Royal Majesty, King Alexander I

From the King's Desk

We offer our condolences to Roach-Busters. Our doctors suggest using the enzyme alteplase to alleviate the stroke. Correctly applied, it should work to take out the clot that causes the stroke, at least, that's what I'm told.

His Royal Majesty, King Alexander I

Thank you.

-Dr. Seymour Calhoun

SIC to the First Lady:

I'm sorry to hear that J.L. is ill. If I had a way to help him other then turning into a vampire, I would help.

~ The God-Emperor Count JWolf

SIC to the First Lady:

I'm sorry to hear that J.L. is ill. But I have a way to help him. I can save him. You know what I'm talking about. Get back to me A.S.A.P.

~ The God-Emperor Count JWolf

Please, save my husband, if you can!

-First Lady Thiensiri Theveenugul-Latimer

"Whoa that sucks. My condolences."-The Great Leader Li

ooc: RB, the Noir RP I invited you to has started. Post please.
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416728

"Whoa that sucks. My condolences."-The Great Leader Li

ooc: RB, the Noir RP I invited you to has started. Post please.

Thanks, Great Leader Li.

-First Lady

(OOC: Will do.)

I'm on my way.

~ The God-Emperor Count JWolf

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((I'm going to jump ahead at little bit.))

Count JWolf walked into the hospital J.L. was at. He was wearing his normal stuff. As he walked up to the desk in the front, he saw Thiensiri out of the corner of his eye. He ran over to her and said "Where is he at, dear?"

She led him to J.L.'s room. "He's in here, Count."

The Count walked in and saw doctors checking on J.L. "Sit him up and everybody leave the room." He then took his duster off and threw it on a near by chair.

The doctors did as they were instructed, and promptly left the room.

Thousands of Muslims, Neo-Islam and regular, pray for JL's well-being. General Homer released no comment. The Solcialist Front sent green flowers.

Thousands of Muslims, Neo-Islam and regular, pray for JL's well-being. General Homer released no comment. The Solcialist Front sent green flowers.

Thanks.

-the First Lady

PNN: Parthian News Network

The Shah has just declared a national day of prayer for the Generalissimo's health. Millions of people, from the lay to the white robed dasturs have assembled in the streets of most major cities to join in prayer. Christian Churches, notably the Chaldean and Armenian churches, the largest two in Parthia have both held masses for the Generalissimo. The Shah himself is supposed to make a goodwill trip, and would like to state his friend JL remains in his prayers.

PNN: Parthian News Network

The Shah has just declared a national day of prayer for the Generalissimo's health. Millions of people, from the lay to the white robed dasturs have assembled in the streets of most major cities to join in prayer. Christian Churches, notably the Chaldean and Armenian churches, the largest two in Parthia have both held masses for the Generalissimo. The Shah himself is supposed to make a goodwill trip, and would like to state his friend JL remains in his prayers.

Words cannot express how deep and profound my gratitude is, Shah Khosru. May Ahura Mazda bestow unto his eternal blessings.

-First Lady Thiensiri Theveenugul-Latimer

To: First Lady Thiensiri Theveenugel-Latimer
From: The Supreme OverLordian Empire's Priest For Non-Zerbian Affairs

The Supreme Zerbian Over Lord Chancellor of Zerbia has heard of the Generalissimo's ill health, an occurance which The Supreme Zerbian Over Lord Chancellor finds unfortunate, and The Supreme Zerbian Over Lord Chancellor expresses support for the leader of Roach-Busters to have a continuing good health to ensure the continuation of the purification of parasitic elements from this world.

The Supreme OverLordian Empire's Priest for Non-Zerbian Affairs, acting on behalf of The Supreme Zerbian Over Lord Chancellor of Zerbia

The Count walked over to the stuff around J.L.’s bed and started turning them off. Making sure nobody was in the room, he said “I don’t think you can hear me but I will say something to you. J.L., you will become a vampire to save your live. If you don’t want to be a vampire, I will kill you.”

Then he walked behind him and moved his head to the right. Opening his month, his fangs looked like they were growing. Then he bite J.L. left neck and took maybe a pint of blood. The Count got the blood off his face then placed J.L. on his back again. He got two sets of handcuffs that could hold a vampire out of his duster. He handcuffed J.L.’s hand and changed the IV packet with a packet of Vampire blood. Putting his duster back on, he looked back at his friend and said “Now, I’m your master.” Then he turned back to the door and walked out.

Seeing Thiensiri on the other side of the hallway, he said “Nobody goes in the room but me for the first night. After that nobody goes in the room for two days and nights. Tonight I will go in and unhand cuff him. Then leave the room and locked it. The next two days and night, you will have to give him fresh blood.”

OOC: I am just going to TAG this after that statement

We thank everyone for their prayers.

-Thiensiri

(OOC: Transylvania, I'd prefer that J.L. didn't become a vampire.)

((I just got SUCH an idea!))

Prime Minister Ell would like to see the Generalissimo in his hospital room when the latter is recovered enough to speak with visitors.

- Office of the Prime Minister

(OOC: Transylvania, I'd prefer that J.L. didn't become a vampire.)

OOC: That is what I mean with 'You know what I'm talking about.' There is no way other then that to save him. But I will go back and delete those post, if you don't want him to be a vampire.

If he dies may he die a peaceful death. It is time for a man to pass when it is time for a man to pass. We pray he goes with dignity and honor. We shall play a few bagpipes in his honor and we hope that, once again, he dies peacefully.

King Linfield Hannon

***Official Message to Roach-Busters***

Warhammer Syndicate would like to issue a statement of sincerety for RB and his allies that are going through these trying times.

***Secret IC***

They are very vulnerable right now, we could attack and leave them crippled! No, that wouldn't be a very good idea, there is too much publicity involved in that shit. End Transmission.

Offical Statement
The Empire of The Automail State

Emperor Hughes sends his sympathies to Roach-Busters, we do hope the Generalissimo will recover and reassume his control over the nation.

-Signed, Emperor Hughes I

Your prayers, sympathy, and friendship warm my heart. If the Generalissimo were in a condition to speak now, he would thank you all profusely, as do I.

-First Lady Thiensiri Theveenugul-Latimer

((I just got SUCH an idea!))

(OOC: Cool, what is it?)

Benedikt Koch, Chancellor of the Verhastan Republic, sends his regards. And also a half-pound of seedless red grapes, with a card attached saying "Get well soon" with flowers on.

Benedikt Koch, Chancellor of the Verhastan Republic, sends his regards. And also a half-pound of seedless red grapes, with a card attached saying "Get well soon" with flowers on.

Thank you very much.

-Thiensiri