NationStates Jolt Archive

New from Leafanistani Bio-Reactor complex in Concord, Leafanistan, the TR-900AVR bacterium is the newest in our lines of genetically enchanced bacteria. The TR-900AVR has been specially engineered to consume heavy metals, and irradiated materials. It will also glow in the presense of radioactive materials. The TR-900AVR takes irradiated materials and makes them part of its cell wall. Apply on a irradiated forest or desert and leave for 10 years. After about 10 years there will be about a 1-5 cm deep pile of biosludge or massive super-colonies of TR-900AVR, collect them robotically as they will be heavily irradiated, then store them in a barrel, and subcontract to a space-faring nation to have them shipped off to a nearby star! Perfect for cleaning up irradiated earth. Does not work in Urban environments, Urban areas must be leveled before application.

1 kg of TR-900AVR costs $5 million US but don't bug out just yet, this includes 14 Leafanistani Bio-reactors so you can make as much of this as you can, we will also send (for free) trained personnel so you can make as much of this bacterium as possible.

Also we are looking for space-faring nations who do regular trips outside of the solar system to dump this stuff into a star. Anyone want to post their services?

Tannenmillian Shipping Co. is willing to contract 50 large transport ships to transport the sludge. They are currently being painted bright orange and having large black radioactive symbols stenciled onto their sides.

Thank you in about 10 NS years we will have a massive shipment for you to take. Hows $100 million US for these services?

I would like to buy 1 kg right now. I'll produce the rest. $5 million will be sent immediatly.

President Harsimran Mann
Technocratic Republic of Space Union

Your shipment is being sent by frieghter as we speak, thank you.

Your current offer of $100,000,000 depends on how "massive" this shipment is.

Around, oh, 100,000 tons of this stuff, it will clock around 200 roetngens on average. I need this shipped off to the nearest star and dumped.

We accept. Assuming you are in the Sol system, we will ship it and shoot it all into the Sun.

The Protectorate is also interested in this. We will buy 2 kg. 23 million len (= 10 million USD) is to be sent soon.

As soon as the money is wired a frieghter or airplane will be ready to deliver. Thank you.

Thank you Tannemille, we are in the SOL system. Thank you for helping us reclaim this land.