NationStates Jolt Archive

This isn't fair.... since when is this a FT sim?

Do you require an escort? We will gladly order our TIEs to defend a good 40 km radius around your transport as it returns to Leafanistan.

And to McKagan -- I had mainly MT stuff (M3 Bradleys and Challenger 2s) but with the addition of the two SDs and the TIE fighters, which MT planes and anti-air could shoot down.

Musab al Zarqawi, although now under arrest would like to request a telephone conservation with the president of Leafanistan.

Thanks for all your support in this matter. I'm sorry our military could not have help as much as was needed.

Well, here WAS the map.

http://img88.echo.cx/my.php?image=untitled2ig.png

The two Ackerenian battalions en route to the nation Sinical have abruptly headed back to Ackerenia, according to directions from Prime Minister Kleshgimier Halberd.

Eric, Siniciallian: "Since the main Point of this battle was Fought in our nation we, as Citizens, would like to plea for our legal system to take charge of the punishment of the Convict, it will be fair to both sides, please let us."


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This isn't fair.... since when is this a FT sim?

Techincally I'm PM those light carriers are rather primitive with no FTL drive, only conventional drive, I'm using post-modern things, and they never got a test run either. However with an Earth the size of Jupiter we can expect some people to have uber-huge Star Destroyers.

Leafanistan Prison Complex Undisclosed Location

Welcome terrorists, notice there are no exits, there is no way to escape, the next time you see the sun will be in 150,000 years, enjoy your flight to the future.

Two needles fell on their arms and injected a slightly blue liquid into their bloodstream. For a second they were filled with a huge pain, then numbness. Then the pod closed, a portal opened above them and the pod moved up into it. They then saw that below them lay a vat of liquid which was foaming oddly, then they were given a slight electrical shock, then 20 gallons of presuurized Liquid Hydrogen is poured into the tank. The freezing process took about 5 seconds, and no large ice crystals formed. Their bodies were preserved perfectly. They were lowered into the vat for a stable temperature of about 50 Kelvin above Absolute Zero.

Back on Soviet leaders home planet of teragoth
On-All-Channels

We are happy that this dictator has been taken care of and we are now asking that all nations that distroyed Saharistan help rebuild it back with a new government

Musab al Zarqawi, although now under arrest would like to request a telephone conservation with the president of Leafanistan.

Oh I'm sorry, disregard my freezing post for after this conversation.

The answer is No.

Let the freezing begin.

Eric, Siniciallian: "Since the main Point of this battle was Fought in our nation we, as Citizens, would like to plea for our legal system to take charge of the punishment of the Convict, it will be fair to both sides, please let us."


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Again disregard my freezing post until after this conversation.

We have already tried him in the international courts.

The answer is No.

Freeze!

That was a barbaric punishment.

Musab al Zarqawi at least deserved a free trial and prison.

Anyways, Al Zarqawi will be back in 150,000 yrs, so you haven't really solved the problem.

Haha good job leafanistan. anyway i cant help rebuild saharistan right now because i have to rebuild my own nation(He hit me with 90 ICBMs remember ?)

Soviet leaders: I made a post regarding that. It's called "Rebuilding a broken nation (ATTN: Saharistan, Coalition members)"

That was a barbaric punishment.

Musab al Zarqawi at least deserved a free trial and prison.

Anyways, Al Zarqawi will be back in 150,000 yrs, so you haven't really solved the problem.

He will get prison, in 150,000 years, and with 1 NS year = 1 RL day, at a rate of 365.25 days a year, he will be free in 410.67 real years.

TRANSMISSION

SGT Henry: " A large amount of Atom Bombs have been set on a triggered remote timer by the Convict, once his heart stops in the CRYOGENIS, the whole entire contenent will be eradicated. STOP THE FREEZING"

UNKNOWN PERSON

he fines out were they are holding the pres of the nation of Saharistan

he walks up to some one that is out side of were they are holding him

"Can I talk to Al Zarqawi NOW I want to make sure he gets a free trial or you I will make you let me in."

TRANSMISSION

SGT Henry: " A large amount of Atom Bombs have been set on a triggered remote timer by the Convict, once his heart stops in the CRYOGENIS, the whole entire contenent will be eradicated. STOP THE FREEZING"

He doesn't have enough bombs to do that. Besides a radio-heart monitor would have been picked up because before any cryo procedure a full MRI is conducted and any foreign objects are removed to prevent damage to the body. He is perfectly fine. So fire an IGNORE cannon and let the good times roll.

"Well, that's it boys, we're going home."

The 6 other Arleigh Burke destroyers, and the Firefox and head out to sea, and back to their respected home ports.

The MFS November Rain and the MFS Stryker head back to the port just south of Baghdad to begin the restoring process of the Federations part of the country.

OOC: I don't know if you knew this Sinical...but this originated AS a war between Leafanistan and Saharistan. I shouldn't be one to really speak...but it's true.

Haha good job leafanistan. anyway i cant help rebuild saharistan right now because i have to rebuild my own nation(He hit me with 90 ICBMs remember ?)Because of our misguided try to help we would like to send you a transport full off lumber,food, tools and workers.

UNKNOWN PERSON

he fines out were they are holding the pres of the nation of Saharistan

he walks up to some one that is out side of were they are holding him

"Can I talk to Al Zarqawi NOW I want to make sure he gets a free trial or you I will make you let me in."

"Of course sir, first let me follow standard procedure and tell you what he has been convicted of. 15+ million counts of murder, 30 counts of genocide, and 200 counts of crimes against humanity, each one has been confirmed by him and a series of judges have decided that once he has been captured a standard sentence of a 150,000 year delayed life imprisonment is necessary. If you wish to have him defrosted we can have him tried again. Would you like that sir?"

Willink,

If you don't mind, i'll reroute a few destroyers from the fleet and a transport to help you rebuild things.

Oh ok good. So what should I do with the explosives?

Oh ok good. So what should I do with the explosives?

I sincerly doubt he coverted placed enough atom bombs to devastate a continent, I suggest a good ole helping of IGNORE.

There are 13 confirmed bombs.

"How much would it cost to let him go" he said and then put one finger in the air
and 12 more men walked up then he said "Now do you have a family young sir I have many different ways of killing people like on my own planet of teragoth I would kill people with my lightsaber so what do you say about my AK-47 right here." the 12 other men started ot smile he streched his hand out with his lightsaber in it and said "here look at it."

WOW, go offline for 2hrs and all this happens. This sucks that i missed it all, considering i would of liked to kill the bastard not freeze him. :::Mutters crap about capital punishment:::. I Will say good job and not to rub it in who called it that sinical harbored him? w00t!! All my forces are availible to help anyone if im needed at all. BTW i still have my 2 carrier groups off of what was saharistan so im close. Also i had a division in route so i have some guys close to you all.

Since above is useless, (Sorry i had to say something) i would like to say that the leader bastard should get a trial and not be whisked away to a country that wasnt really ravaged by the war.

The Willink navy is returning home after spending the whole war on the saharistan coast, attack everything from Naval bases to Baghdad airport. Captain Smith has been promoted to Fleet Admiral. I need help from leafanistan to clean up radioactive area's, and i am requesting as much economical aid as possible, and i have a new plan for my country.


FUTURE PLAN FOR WILLINK

1. Lebanon has been chosen as the new capital.

2. To Stop future Mass civilian deaths, there will be a limit on population per mile, limiting no town or city to have a population of more than 200,000(excluding Lebanon) which basiclly turns the whole country into a suburb.

3. All Forign Buisnesess are welcome to open Factories and buildings in Willink.

4. A brand new transit system, Combining Highways, monorails and subways to interlink Willink

5.An ICBM defensive sheild to prevent future attacks.


6. An economical rebuild, and a new priority is exporting electronics

7. A brand new system of hospitals, fire stations, Police stations, and schools.


8. the division of the country into 20 sectors, with a College in 10 of them.

9. The Remains of Willink city and Alto vista are to be labeled national Monument sights.

10. At a later date- the complete rebuilding of the Willink military, combining Air, Naval, and Ground Superiority into a network of defense forces.


Any country willing to help will be welcome.

"Sir, this is a maximum security building, we have microwave flooders inside nearly every room, please lets do this civilly. Now requests for prisoners to be freed and retried must first be placed with me. You have done that, now I will send an email to the supervisor upstairs and our friend will be defrosted and a panel of judges will be assembled in a lower level of this building. He will then be tried under fair international rules in full media view. Now put away those shiny guns and lets do this civily. To participate in this trial you will have to put those weapons away. We are also considering doing this on a Tannenmille Star Destroyer with such a big threat now. Sir, if he is found innocent he will be released, however if he is found guilty, he will be put into cryostasis and serve the remainder of his sentence. Now Sir, please deposit your weapons into this box and enter that door for processing for this trial or leave. Oh by the way, this process will take about 2 hours so just sit down and relax."

SECRET BROADCAST TO TANNENMILLE STAR DESTROYER

Severe Danger to Prisoner Integrity, Prisoners will be moved to your Star Destroyer via a freighter you can provide at these coordinates (-----------), they will be in Cryostasis. Please respond quickly, we have intruders.

Hello everyone i am representing the region of the Allied Northwest.. and in much support of my allie.. Sinical. I have but one simple request and that is to let my services help in any way possible in this conflict.
Thank you

Hello everyone i am representing the region of the Allied Northwest.. and in much support of my allie.. Sinical. I have but one simple request and that is to let my services help in any way possible in this conflict.
Thank you

We would love it if you would aid those nations that have been nuked by the mad dictator.

FYI - The Salafist Lands is not just a puppet region for Saharistan. It's just a region that welcomes vicious and brutal dictators with open arms, and he decided to join us.

I couldn't help but intercept your Trans. to the Star Destroyer. Do you need help with the intruders?

You have the Federation's support.

I can send you 4 Destroyers to help with your national security until you are back on your feet, as well as a brigade of soldiers.

Meanwhile amphibious ships beach themselves in Saharistan. Tanks and APC's pour out and move into the Federation's part of the country and begin to rebuild.

It's going to be a tough road...

The CTU (MFS November Rain) is still carrying out anti terror strikes. It seems that things in this region won't be the same for a long time.

OOC:
Wait, what the crap? Why is this FT if it started as MT? Also leafanistan why are you calling the shots in space away from the nations that were hit or almost hit by nukes. There should definatly be abit more people from other nations as delegates, jury, or just observers.

I couldn't help but intercept your Trans. to the Star Destroyer. Do you need help with the intruders?

OOC: Confused about intentions.

OOC:
Wait, what the crap? Why is this FT if it started as MT? Also leafanistan why are you calling the shots in space away from the nations that were hit or almost hit by nukes. There should definatly be abit more people from other nations as delegates, jury, or just observers.

Techincally this was our war, and a panel of judges hearing this incriminating evidence decided that this punishment was fit, if you would like we can have him join us via satellite uplink and be tried in a public place. Right now we have a slight situation in a holding facility.

I am staying out of future conflicts so i can rebuild my Nation. This should take A week (in RL)

I am staying out of future conflicts so i can rebuild my Nation. This should take A week (in RL)

I sincerly hope $50 million US helps in your efforts.

He takes his lightsaber out and put the rnd of it near the guard and said "You will tell the one in charge to get down here now so do it."
then another lightsaber turned on and the other one said "Now do we have to do this Zaratool you are wanted by the sith and jedi of Soviet leaders now I am here to take you back to teragoth so now come." then Zaratool said "Dark Joev don't think of fighing me here I have mastered the dark side of the force and I will defeat you here." Dark Joev pulls out one more lightsaber that was even more red than the other one. Zaratool had a blue lightsaber then they started to fight and the other men stayed back and watched the battle going on in front of them.

The interception was not intentional, i would like to extend my appologies.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Will do! The MHAE (Mayshuno Humanitarian Aide Effort) will be sending Beef-Based and Agricultural products to feed the hungry by the morning. We will be traveling over Sinical's Airzone to the East.

The secretary watched calmly, he pushed an emergency button under his panel and the building creaked slightly. Almost imperceptbly the building had reinforced itself, an electrolytic layer in its main supports engaged and the building's structural integrity increased 12 fold. The secretary took out a cigarette lit up and watched.

Sounds good, I detect your planes on Radar, Keep on, We have Refueling stations if required.

then dark Joev said "You only have 12 seconds before I leave"

then the he was no longer there and Zaratool said "now guard what do you chose life or death."

Sounds good, I detect your planes on Radar, Keep on, We have Refueling stations if required.

Thank you for the offer.

OOC: I'm signing off for tonight (EST), good night kids.

OOC:
How did we go from MT to FT in such a fast time? Everything seems so sudden and crazy all of a sudden Also soviet leaders what was that post all about? I hurt my brain reading it.....

OOC: EST gets me too, we continue this tomorrow. God Bless.

then dark Joev said "You only have 12 seconds before I leave"

then the he was no longer there and Zaratool said "now guard what do you chose life or death."


The secretary put out his cigarette, and said: "Sir, defrosting takes a while, give us at least 3 hours to do this safely, any faster and we could lose our friend. Just relax, if you want we can turn on the television, or we have some magazines and e-books in the backroom to keep you entertained. Now just sit down and relax a bit, he'll be out shortly to stand trial.

OOC: I'm confused as fuck, the poor grammar in your paragraphs are confusing me beyond belief.

OOC: Yea grammar is a problem there. Why are we fighting amongst ourselves after we captured that scumbag.

IC:
I have a request to see this trial personally. If it is possible i want to see this whole ordeal and trial. If this cannot be done I ask for a satelite link to see the trial.
-Signed president Revello

OOC:Yes, I agree. I think the Cryostasis is humane and just. Not to mention that it's not like he didn't do what he did. All the evidence is there...but they want to be difficult hehe

OOC: If you think about it, we're just online senators, and boy, senators like to bicker a lot

OOC: If you think about it, we're just online senators, and boy, senators like to bicker a lot

Boy is that the truest thing ive heard all night.

haha

To: All Coalition Nations
From: Kenix Kil, Secretary of State, The Democratic Republic of Halberdgardia
Re: The Capture of Musab al Zaraqwi

The Democratic Republic of Halberdgardia wishes to offer its belated congratulations to all nations involved in the capture of Musab al Zaraqwi, and trusts that the nation of Leafanistan will issue the appropriate justice for his crimes. However, we also wish to inquire as to the fate of al Zaraqwi's accomplice, Nina Myers, as she was his liaison in acquiring the 400 nuclear missiles that were used extensively in the final days of the war. We therefore request that she be granted the same punishment as Musab al Zaraqwi, as she is equally responsible for the millions of deaths. Again, congratulations to the nations of the coalition against Saharistan in their capture of an extremely dangerous man.

Respectfully,
Kenix Kil
Secretary of State
The Democratic Republic of Halberdgardia

The gorvernment has just built a massive urban sprawl area around Lebanon, due to the point 3 of the willink rebuilding program. the whole country will become inhabited in this area, until cleanup is completed.

Here are pics
Pic 1 (http://www.rppi.org/images/nash-sprawl.gif)
Pic 2 (http://lal.cas.psu.edu/Research/Images/sprawlComp.jpg)
Pic 3 (http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/79/563/f/1114-Urban-Sprawl-0.jpg) outside of downtown lebanon(look at the growth !)
Pic 4 (http://www.digitaljournal.com/photo/041217sprawl.jpg) South of Lebenon(almost 25 miles away !)
Pic 4 (http://www.inet.uni2.dk/~i51341/_private/CarlsenRanchV/tabbreve/images/p0000740.jpg)(new airbase)
Pic 5 (http://www.flskor.svn.dk/uksider/images/uk_navalair.jpg)(New naval base in Lebenon)
Pic 6 (http://www.soundadvice.co.uk/pictures/portsmouth_naval_base.jpg)(another base on ocean) Lebanon is on the northern coast of the island.

[Secret IC Transmission]

I will take them upon my personal Star Destroyer. All 300 of our TIEs are moving in towards your cryostorage area, and three dropships will take in the two pods as well as one decoy. -Rsfr Aven Tannen

OOC: Sorry for taking so long to respond, I went to sleep and woke up with three pages more.

OOC: Soz this is late, had to go to bed, then to school. It's just gonna be a quicky.

To all those nations, we grieve your loss. There will be a day of mourning in Arytian for all those who lost their lives in the coalition forces and to those civilians as well. War is a dangerous thing, only use it in times of desperate need.
Thankyou
Emperor Dagnarus Melldarion,
Leader of Arytian

I am staying out of future conflicts so i can rebuild my Nation. This should take A week (in RL)
A 245 billion dollar donation has been wired to your nation to assist in reconstruction.

Although I cannot offer as much as Whittier in this matter, I have wired you 1 billion donation to rebuild your nation. I hope our nations will have a good relationship in the future.
Emperor Dagnarus Melldarion,
Lord of Arytian

As part of our Emergency Relief Fund, SUH (Space Union House) has appropriated the donation of $1 trillion to your nation. This will hopefully be used for reconstruction and stimulation to your economy.

President Harsimran Mann
Technocratic Republic of Space Union

Saharistan has advocated terrorism against the local Sikh population of PPO. Our capital at Srinagar has been assaulted by Muslim soldiers. We strongly believe these soldiers are being lead by a former member of Saharistan's government, as well as being funded by sympathisers to their cause.

We are on the brink of destruction and require immediate aid from the United Nations. Information can be located here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=421038)

Saharistan has advocated terrorism against the local Sikh population of PPO. Our capital at Srinagar has been assaulted by Muslim soldiers. We strongly believe these soldiers are being lead by a former member of Saharistan's government, as well as being funded by sympathisers to their cause.

We are on the brink of destruction and require immediate aid from the United Nations. Information can be located here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=421038)
I am not from the UN and only have a small army but I shall help you.

Saharistan has advocated terrorism against the local Sikh population of PPO. Our capital at Srinagar has been assaulted by Muslim soldiers. We strongly believe these soldiers are being lead by a former member of Saharistan's government, as well as being funded by sympathisers to their cause.

We are on the brink of destruction and require immediate aid from the United Nations. Information can be located here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=421038)
If you accept to military occupation and foreign domination, the UPR will assist you.

Keep the UN out of this. I'm not having you plead before there court system. I will assist you.

He probably meant the Allied Coalition.

Let's All Hope So... >_>

To: All Coalition Nations
From: Kenix Kil, Secretary of State, The Democratic Republic of Halberdgardia
Re: The Capture of Musab al Zaraqwi

The Democratic Republic of Halberdgardia wishes to offer its belated congratulations to all nations involved in the capture of Musab al Zaraqwi, and trusts that the nation of Leafanistan will issue the appropriate justice for his crimes. However, we also wish to inquire as to the fate of al Zaraqwi's accomplice, Nina Myers, as she was his liaison in acquiring the 400 nuclear missiles that were used extensively in the final days of the war. We therefore request that she be granted the same punishment as Musab al Zaraqwi, as she is equally responsible for the millions of deaths. Again, congratulations to the nations of the coalition against Saharistan in their capture of an extremely dangerous man.

Respectfully,
Kenix Kil
Secretary of State
The Democratic Republic of Halberdgardia

OOC: Back from school and other more personal obligations, lets rock.

She was cyro-ed along with her leader, we felt it appropriate since she is listed as an accessory to 15+ million counts of murder, 300 counts of genocide, and dozens of crimes against humanity. Also she is listed for 400 counts of black market trading of nuclear weapons.