Joint Statement by the Attorney General & Secretary of Transportation
The Asian ethnic minority must hand in their driver's licenses and their automobiles to the proper authorities after an investigation into highspeed road racing and related car crashes that cause extreme bodily injuries and/or death. It has been shown that the drivers of these vehicles are apart of the Asian community.
This is to be voted on by Congress and the Senate within a few days.
This legislation is actually quite extreme. Because a sertain minority is sterotypically labelled does not mean the government need to act.
This simpley proves that has nations get stronger, authoritarianism gets more popular.
-Douvier Daniel Tanner
Nargopia
22-05-2005, 06:02
I never thought racial profiling would extend to being allowed to drive or not.
Pacitalia
22-05-2005, 06:46
Official Statement of the Ministry of International Relations and Foreign Affairs
Government of the Republic of Pacitalia
We must express our disbelief of this legislation being passed. We were of the impression that Canada was a peaceful nation, free of racism and discrimination. How does this solve the problem? It would be better to spend more money educating these drivers rather than oppress them and keep them from their constitutional right to drive freely or at all, in this case.
We, therefore, issue a statement of condemnation. The Prime Minister understands the reason in the interest of public safety but feels this was a very poor judgment move. We in Pacitalia hope you will reconsider your decision.
Kemal Bezir Araz
Agustinate of International Relations
President's Office, Executive Building, Presidential Building Complex
President Anthony Raymond Wittrock read over the documentation of the new policy that the Attorney General and the Secretary of Transportation had called to reform the policy on driving, to make it illegal for members of the Asian ethnic minority from driving. He shook his head in disguist as he called in his Secretary, Dorothy Parker into his office.
"Dorothy, have you gotten the chance to review over the new policy that the Attorney General and the Secretary of Transportation has gotten together, that will make it illegal for the Asian ethnic minority to get a driver's licenses. Whatever happened to the freedom of mobilization in this country? Did the Attorney General and the Transportation Secretary ever come to my office to tell me about their project together?"
Dorothy had listened to the Presidential rant, "No, Mister President. Mister Skylar and Mrs. Fabian did not come to speak with you about this policy. Nor did they not speak with me to make an appointment."
The President nodded, "Dorothy. I want you to call the respected offices of both of these people, and put it politely that the President wants to see both of your arses right here in his office now!"
Dorothy smiled as she replied, "Right away."
Twenty-two minutes later
The President was sitting in his chair as he took a sip of ice-chilled water from crystal clear glass and placed it on the table as Dorothy entered the room, "The Attorney General and the Secretary of Transportation are here to speak with you, Mister President?"
The President raised to his feet and waved his hand, "Get them both in here now!"
Dorothy nodded and turned to the two, "He wants to speak with you, do not even try to talk to him out of it."
The Attorney General and the Secretary of Transportation walked into the President's Office, "I wished we could be here on more friendly -"
"Enough of your bureaucratic bullshit! I am going to use my veto powers and not let your fucking bill for bothering the Senators, Congressmen and women waste their time on voting on a bill that takes away the freedom of mobilization. The Federal Republic of Canada was created to be a democratic nation, not a place where we treat different coloured people as second class citizens.
"You both will be removed from your posts today, I want you to pack up your belongings and get out of my Administration. I'll be also speaking with the individual of the party who handles membership to have you booted from the party. A good party, I suggest you two to join is the Republicans. They need nuts like you. Get out of my office!"