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Saddosia is a tiny yet proud and self-sufficent nation, but we are facing a great crisis. For decades, Saddosia has been oppressed by the neighboring capitalist states. Aiming to steal our abundant natural ressources, they ruthlessly try to invade our country. Millions of our citizens have perished. Due to our small numbers, we lack the strenght to defend ourselves. Even with compulsory military service, our army is still insignificant. We are desperately looking for new means of attack. We would be willing to pay a high price for any kind of chemical or nuclear weapons, or the materials used to build them. If you could provide us with such weapons, we would be eternally grateful.

-General Isan Da-Paos

Are you looking for chemical as in chemical explosives or chemical as in VX gas/nerve gas.

The Empire of Carops would be happy to supply Saddosia with several thousand tonnes of sarin and anthrax. We understand your position, as we are a small race ourselves and require a assortment of slave workers to manage and serve most of our national functions. We would require payment of 16 million Credits (our currency, which we can convert free of charge) and delivery would take place within two days of acceptance of the contract. The Empire of Carops is a commercially-minded nation and we are not afriad to venture into what some may consider to be "immoral" areas of business for our friends.
Yours In Business
Imperial Ministry of Carops

The Most Serene Republic of Royston--Vasey would like to supply your nation with the weaponry it needs. For years we too have been invaded and would be happy to help you in your time of need.

We are prepared to offer:

500 Nuclear Bombs
1000 x 20 000 mile Long-Range Nuclear "Farmer Class 8" Missiles
1000 x 35 000 mile Long-Range Nuclear "Farmer Class 9" Missiles
790 000 Litres of Anthrax
100 000 Litres of Ricin
1 000 000 Litres of Chlorine Gas

We would require payment of 0.5 billion Local Pounds


Prime Minister: Tubbs Tattysyrup
Deputy Prime Minister: Herr Lip
Foreign Minister: Pauline
Defence Minister: Hiliary Briss

To the Imperial Ministry of Carops:

We accept your offer. You will receive the payment in a short while.

Are you looking for chemical as in chemical explosives or chemical as in VX gas/nerve gas.

Any kind of chemicals. Anything that would give us an edge over our enemies. It is a question of survival.

ooc: I few things I must point out, 1. Saddosia, you presently only have a 50 million dollar military budget, yet you are trying to purchase half a billion dollars in WMDs. 2. There is no way Royston--Vasey could have manufactured nuclear weapons since he is only a 'first-monther', typically you need to either buy nuckes from a more established nation or if you want to make your own you are best advised to wait a few months before coming up with nukes or large amounts of chemical agents.

Aufgermanland could offer you some of our tanks. How many do you need?

ooc: I few things I must point out, 1. Saddosia, you presently only have a 50 million dollar military budget, yet you are trying to purchase half a billion dollars in WMDs.

ooc: Huh, no. I'm trying to buy the 16 millions worth of chemical weapons, not Royston--Vasey's offer...

I apologise for my error.
We would be willing to sell you a number of man-portable grenade launchers as well as HE rounds.

We would be willing to sell you a number of man-portable grenade launchers as well as HE rounds.

How many crates? And what's the price?

The UDUH Hereby sees it fit to deliver via plane an amount of surplus weaponry to Saddosia for their use to defeat the capitalist dogs.
Weaponry being shipped
80x T62's
80x T55's
140x BMP1
20,000 AKMs
5,000 RPG7
Millions of 7.62mm rounds, grenades, mines etc.

ooc: I few things I must point out, 1. Saddosia, you presently only have a 50 million dollar military budget, yet you are trying to purchase half a billion dollars in WMDs. 2. There is no way Royston--Vasey could have manufactured nuclear weapons since he is only a 'first-monther', typically you need to either buy nuckes from a more established nation or if you want to make your own you are best advised to wait a few months before coming up with nukes or large amounts of chemical agents.

OOC: 3. If you try to use nuclears you will propably get crushed by a crowd of other nations. None likes n00kers, especially small ones like you.

The UDUH Hereby sees it fit to deliver via plane an amount of surplus weaponry to Saddosia for their use to defeat the capitalist dogs.
Weaponry being shipped
80x T62's
80x T55's
140x BMP1
20,000 AKMs
5,000 RPG7
Millions of 7.62mm rounds, grenades, mines etc.

Very interesting offer, indeed. Exactly what we need for guerilla warfare. How much do you ask for?

If its small arms you're interested in, we can supply up to half a million A710 assault rifles for $1000 USD each. Rifle has;
Full Auto Mode
4 Round burst mode
single shot mode
60 round mag
built in flashlight
built in 40mm grenade launcher

Let us know if you are interested


ooc: pic of A710 http://www.freewebs.com/concremo/a710.htm

Republican Department of Defense Communique
TOPSECRET

The Republic of Skinny87 is outraged at the blatant agression against your honest nationstate, and wishes to send military aid to your country for its defense. As such, the following older and un-needed Republican equipment will be shipped to your nation for no cost:

350 x Challenger MBTs
500 x Bradley APCs
150 x HUMVEE Light Vehicles
100,000 M-14 Rifles
150,000 AK-74 Assault Rifles
500 Mortars with Various Grenades
5,000 Grenade Launchers
100,000 Fragmentation Grenades
15,000 Dragunov Sniper Rifles
10,000 Colt 1911 Pistol Sidearms
1,000 Dragon Anti-Tank Missile Systems
8,500 AT4 AT Missiles

More than 1 Million Tonnes of ammunition for said weapons will be included, as will as 500 'Military Advisors' to train your troops and aid in the defense of your country.
A note: All the identifying marks have been removed from all weapons and vehicles, and larger ammunition, and all 'Military Advisors' are under assumed names and are offically dead. All of this will be offically denied by the Republic should the matter ever enter into public domain.

We wish you the best of luck with your battle. The arms and equipment will be at your nation with a few days.

If its small arms you're interested in, we can supply up to half a million A710 assault rifles for $1000 USD each. Rifle has;
Full Auto Mode
4 Round burst mode
single shot mode
60 round mag
built in flashlight
built in 40mm grenade launcher

Let us know if you are interested


ooc: pic of A710 http://www.freewebs.com/concremo/a710.htm

OOC: Just for curiosity,what is the calibre and muzzle velocityrange of that weapon? I mean, it must be tiny if you've managed to get 60 rounds in that magazine.

The Flaming Empire is also a small Liberal nation and as one we know all the problems associated with capitalist neigbours.

We would be perfectly happy to help you out, we being an environmentally concerned nation frown upon the use of nukes. We will however send 10,000 elite FE infantry to fight your opressors. Totally cost free of course.

The Flaming Empire is also a small Liberal nation and as one we know all the problems associated with capitalist neigbours.

We would be perfectly happy to help you out, we being an environmentally concerned nation frown upon the use of nukes. We will however send 10,000 elite FE infantry to fight your opressors. Totally cost free of course.

OOC: SADDOSIA: Is there a war going on against another nation, war against imaginated (read:non-existing) nation or did you just talk about Evil Capitalists to get sympathy and free weapons? Or is this a real RP-war, and if it is, who is the opponent?

OOC: SADDOSIA: Is there a war going on against another nation, war against imaginated (read:non-existing) nation or did you just talk about Evil Capitalists to get sympathy and free weapons? Or is this a real RP-war, and if it is, who is the opponent?

ooc: This is a battle against mercenaries hired by companies and corporations from several countries. In other words: not a real RP-war. It might evolve into one, though.

Cost per grenade launcher: 200$
Cost per grenades(10): 100$

ooc: This is a battle against mercenaries hired by companies and corporations from several countries. In other words: not a real RP-war. It might evolve into one, though.

OOC: Roger.

IC: Madnestan is willing to send one mobile brigade of mechanized infantry, 3800 men and 310 "Legionnaire" and "Pegasus" Armoured Infantry Fighting Vehicles + 25 "Dragon" first line MBT's and an attachment of 36 "Sentinel IV 155mm" Self Propelled Howitsers to help you to fight those mercenaries. This unit will be sent
to you within 3 weeks. It'll be under your command after unloading from the ships.

http://img242.echo.cx/img242/5687/ifvmark1legionnairecamo4hq.png
http://img109.echo.cx/img109/3111/apcmark2pegasuscamo0uo.png
http://img242.echo.cx/img242/758/mbtmark1dragoncamo8qv.png
http://img139.echo.cx/img139/2892/sphmark1sentinel4camo5ql.png

Cost per grenade launcher: 200$
Cost per grenades(10): 100$

I'll take 10000 grenade launchers and 20000 HE grenade packs, for a total of 4 millions dollars. Is it a deal?

That is acceptable, weaponry will be sent once money is recived.

If its small arms you're interested in, we can supply up to half a million A710 assault rifles for $1000 USD each. Rifle has;
Full Auto Mode
4 Round burst mode
single shot mode
60 round mag
built in flashlight
built in 40mm grenade launcher

Let us know if you are interested


ooc: pic of A710 http://www.freewebs.com/concremo/a710.htm

Indeed, we are very interested. I'm willing to buy 6000 of those.

Money recived, products sent.

ooc: Saddosia, normally you just post on the thread something like, Money sent or Money wired, rather than sending a TG.

ooc: the mag is staggered, like the mp5, and it takes 7.62x39mm. If you looked at the pic then you would have noticed the excessively large mag.

ic:

Saddosia,
Given your current situation, 80,000 A710s have been sent, free of charge. Our surplus grows daily, so if there is anything you need in the way of RPGs then simply ask. More A710 will be given away soon, as it is costly to dispose of them and we are phasing them out of the military for a superior weapon, as we have already done with the R630. We have 20,000 R630s available, but you must cover the shipping as they have proven, unstable in certain conditions.

Concremo


if anyone cares, pic of R630; www.freewebs.com/concremo/r630.htm