Van Luxemburg
21-05-2005, 13:57
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Nr. 1 2005, 1st year €0.99
First Issue!
Vacation Time Trumbles Van Luxemburg
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Traffic jams are now a daily view in Van Luxemburg, and Traffic Controllers make over hours, and they’re not always happy with it.....
Luxembourg- since the Start of the National Holiday, a day ago, Van Luxemburg has experienced the worst traffic Jams in it’s existence. Yesterday, the total length of the Jams was 2000km. On that day there were 20 dead and 100 wounded when involved in Traffic accidents. “these are the worst Jams in History, and our people are doing their best in helping people, but they can’t be as fast as on other days” A Police officer said. The Telephone lines of the Automobile Association of Van Luxemburg were sometimes not reachable and the Army had to take reparations of Vehicles because Garages couldn’t handle anymore.
Traffic Jams are expected for the coming four months, and the Army will also be helping a hand along the roads of van Luxemburg.
Daily Strip- Vacation Time.
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Large Armed Forces Training planned
Ministry of Defense, Luxembourg- On coming June 2nd, a large-scale military training will be done. The Training, involving 30,000 men, some of the Navy’s new ships and the Airforce’s Rafales and Mirage 2100’s, is to be the largest training ever conducted in Van Luxemburg.
“The Troops currently in Quiblechistan will have a Trained counterpart coming from Van Luxemburg” one of the commanders said. We make up that this means that they’re being sent to Quiblechistan soon.
Daily Strip- Military Training, Packed a Bit too Tight?
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Your source for news from Van Luxemburg!
Nr. 1 2005, 1st year €0.99
First Issue!
Vacation Time Trumbles Van Luxemburg
http://www.kanai.net/weblog/images/traffic%20jam.jpg
Traffic jams are now a daily view in Van Luxemburg, and Traffic Controllers make over hours, and they’re not always happy with it.....
Luxembourg- since the Start of the National Holiday, a day ago, Van Luxemburg has experienced the worst traffic Jams in it’s existence. Yesterday, the total length of the Jams was 2000km. On that day there were 20 dead and 100 wounded when involved in Traffic accidents. “these are the worst Jams in History, and our people are doing their best in helping people, but they can’t be as fast as on other days” A Police officer said. The Telephone lines of the Automobile Association of Van Luxemburg were sometimes not reachable and the Army had to take reparations of Vehicles because Garages couldn’t handle anymore.
Traffic Jams are expected for the coming four months, and the Army will also be helping a hand along the roads of van Luxemburg.
Daily Strip- Vacation Time.
http://www.car-toon.be/005beeldmateriaal/02artwork/strips/watersport.jpg
Large Armed Forces Training planned
Ministry of Defense, Luxembourg- On coming June 2nd, a large-scale military training will be done. The Training, involving 30,000 men, some of the Navy’s new ships and the Airforce’s Rafales and Mirage 2100’s, is to be the largest training ever conducted in Van Luxemburg.
“The Troops currently in Quiblechistan will have a Trained counterpart coming from Van Luxemburg” one of the commanders said. We make up that this means that they’re being sent to Quiblechistan soon.
Daily Strip- Military Training, Packed a Bit too Tight?
http://images.military.com/pics/Wolf_030905.jpg