Kimiko A. Moua and Chong Moua give birth to twins!
New Dornalia
21-05-2005, 02:50
Philadelphia, RSA (AP)-
Today, at about 5:46 PM, Kimiko A. Moua, suspected terrorist mastermind, and Chong Moua, foreign minister of Roach-Busters, became proud parents at St. Mary's Hospital, when two fraternal twins, a boy and a girl, were born to them.
The children are estimated to be healthy, and doing well. When asked, Kimiko said, "This is the happiest day of my life-no joke!"
The children will be named Katherine and Joshua, Joshua in honor of Generalissimo J.L. of RB.
Roach-Busters
21-05-2005, 02:52
Congratulations!
-Generalissimo J.L.
Roach-Busters
21-05-2005, 03:06
2,500 crates of toys, 500 voodoo dolls of communists, and 1,000 Shooban slaves will be sent to the children as gifts.
-Generalissimo J.L.
New Dornalia
21-05-2005, 03:12
2,500 crates of toys, 500 voodoo dolls of communists, and 1,000 Shooban slaves will be sent to the children as gifts.
-Generalissimo J.L.
Thank you. Rest assuredly, we will raise them as good, honest citizens, who will fight for liberty.
-Kimiko A. Moua
Roach-Busters
21-05-2005, 03:13
Thank you. Rest assuredly, we will raise them as good, honest citizens, who will fight for liberty.
-Kimiko A. Moua
Make sure they love hunting Shoobans!
-Generalissimo J.L.
New Dornalia
21-05-2005, 03:37
Make sure they love hunting Shoobans!
-Generalissimo J.L.
Will do.
-Kimiko A. Moua
Roach-Busters
21-05-2005, 21:10
bump
New Dornalia
22-05-2005, 02:23
bump-
Philadelphia, RSA (AP)-
So far, the prognosis on little Joshua and Katherine, now nicknamed "Lil' J.L." and "Lil' Kate" by Kimiko, is good. THe twins were reported to be cooing and drinking their milk in stable condition, and they are expected to leave in a few days.
Imperial Statement
The Grand Imperium of Risban would like to extend its congratulations to the couple.
Included with this message are several hand-crafted toys for the children, flowers for the lovely mother, and Fine Risban Ale for the lucky father.
Good luck with the children.
~Empress Nora Courtney-Scorpius~
New Dornalia
22-05-2005, 02:45
Imperial Statement
The Grand Imperium of Risban would like to extend its congratulations to the couple.
Included with this message are several hand-crafted toys for the children, flowers for the lovely mother, and Fine Risban Ale for the lucky father.
Good luck with the children.
~Empress Nora Courtney-Scorpius~
Why thank you. I am honored. :D
-Kimiko A. Moua
La ce numesi Pirokajuon,
The Pirokajuon would like to congradulate the parents on the new birth, and are sending over, in a box along with this letter, a set of books written by the Chronicler King Aristaton Secundus chronicaling all of Emmitia's history for use in their studes, a ceremonial sword blessed and consecrated by the Patriarch himself for the boy, a high-quality sewing kit for the girl, and an Emmitian tutor fit for royalty to educate the young children.
Anastrata,
Emmitian Imperial Defense and Relations Ministry
Minister Veresi
MassPwnage
22-05-2005, 02:54
"After vomiting my dinner onto the ground, I decided to send you this message: May your children die early, painful deaths."
New Dornalia
22-05-2005, 02:55
La ce numesi Pirokajuon,
The Pirokajuon would like to congradulate the parents on the new birth, and are sending over, in a box along with this letter, a set of books written by the Chronicler King Aristaton Secundus chronicaling all of Emmitia's history for use in their studes, a ceremonial sword blessed and consecrated by the Patriarch himself for the boy, a high-quality sewing kit for the girl, and an Emmitian tutor fit for royalty to educate the young children.
Anastrata,
Emmitian Imperial Defense and Relations Ministry
Minister Veresi
Niiiccceeee...........the tutor is really awesome!
Thanks for all so far who have wished me well. You guys are great.
-Kimiko A. Moua
OOC: What language is the heading "La ce numesi Pirokajuon" in?
New Dornalia
22-05-2005, 02:56
"After vomiting my dinner onto the ground, I decided to send you this message: May your children die early, painful deaths."
Up yours, hillbilly. The kids are under 24hr guard.
-Kimiko A. Moua
To the happy parent, many congratulations from the concealed Empire of Asurian.
To the father we bestow the gift of a Big Bertha class cigar.
To the mother a "Get depressed not" card and a large container of birth control pills.(As to not recreate this tragedy upon her body!)
And to the children we send many a toys including Rock'em sock'em Nazi's and the anatomically achievable Berbie doll collection.
Many happy wishes
New Dornalia
22-05-2005, 03:07
Thanks for the gifts :) .
-Kimiko A. Moua
Niiiccceeee...........the tutor is really awesome!
Thanks for all so far who have wished me well. You guys are great.
-Kimiko A. Moua
OOC: What language is the heading "La ce numesi Pirokajuon" in?
OOC: Emmitian.
La [lah] = in
ce [chey] = the
Numesi [noo'mesh] = Name, in prepositional case
Pirokajuon [pai-roh-kah-zhoo-ohn] = Emperor
Thus: "In the name of the Emperor,"
Anastrata means "The Emperor has Spoken".
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La ce numesi Pirokajuon,
The Pirokajuon is glad that your nation enjoys the tutor, and hopes that your children grow up to strong and intelligent, and live long lives of peace.
Anastrata
Emmitian Imperial Defense and Relations Ministry
Minister Veresi
We send over to you as a gift... a commie punch doll. the Set includes: Joesph Stalin, Fidel Castro and Mussolini
Congradulations,
The P.M. of Palixia, Joe Strummer
P.S. Do you have pictures
OOC: I don't think Mussolini was a communist..
OOC: I don't think Mussolini was a communist..
OOC: He wasn't. He was a fascist.