Darkumbria
18-05-2005, 18:18
"Joann Clastone, CID News We go to Gray, Darkumbria
Today in an unpresidented move, Emperor Dark Wolf has announced the results of military testing:
"The tests of the weapon went well. The merge of technologies was most impressive. The scientists have successfully tested the trout bomb. A weapon that involves the merging of nuclear type explosive power and the power of the common trout, a fish that is a highly useful resource of the Coyote region of Darkumbria. The explosive power of the bomb is similar in stature to a 10 megaton blast, with none of the radioactive fallout. Indeed, it is quite a weapon, and we hope to begin mass production soon."
"As an unexpected, and fantastic, result of this test, our ,military has uncovered a new region for Darkumbria. For now, we are not allowing citizens to rehabitate the area until full scientific exploration of the region is done."
We now cut to the military tape of the test:
Doctor Zfinehorst:" Today we underveil the newest, and potentially, deadliest weapon in our arsenal. Admiral, you commence your testing."
Admiral of the Fleet Wulffmon:" Cap one, Eagle one... The code word is egg, repeat...egg"
Cap One:" Confirmed...Falcon one, Falcon two....Begin test."
Cap One:" Falcon One, drop on my mark... 3....2....1."
Joann Clastone,"The pictures you are seeing are real. The scientists are not, currently sure why the bomb detonated the way it did, as it was seemingly too much explosive power for this size of bomb. Indeed, it shows like nothing ever seen before."
Cap One:" Eagle one, Cap one...The bomb is dropped."
Admiral:" Excellent test...Wait one.... Captain Morgello, what is that rising out of the ocean? <Mummble in the background> Cap One, Falcons one and two.. Good Job. Cap One... Send the investigative team to the area."
Cap One:" Enroute. Cap One.. Out"
Admrial: Turn that blasted thing off until we fig....<Fade to fuzz>
Joann" Well, that ends the tape there. However, we can tell you that a land mass has been discovered, as a result of these tests of the so called Trout Bomb. Scientists have reported that there is no danger to this bomb and the guage in the lower left corner of the screen shows no radiation of a nuclear type. The scientists are investigating the potential of this new land mass to allow inhabitation."
Joann Clastone reporting from Gray.
Today in an unpresidented move, Emperor Dark Wolf has announced the results of military testing:
"The tests of the weapon went well. The merge of technologies was most impressive. The scientists have successfully tested the trout bomb. A weapon that involves the merging of nuclear type explosive power and the power of the common trout, a fish that is a highly useful resource of the Coyote region of Darkumbria. The explosive power of the bomb is similar in stature to a 10 megaton blast, with none of the radioactive fallout. Indeed, it is quite a weapon, and we hope to begin mass production soon."
"As an unexpected, and fantastic, result of this test, our ,military has uncovered a new region for Darkumbria. For now, we are not allowing citizens to rehabitate the area until full scientific exploration of the region is done."
We now cut to the military tape of the test:
Doctor Zfinehorst:" Today we underveil the newest, and potentially, deadliest weapon in our arsenal. Admiral, you commence your testing."
Admiral of the Fleet Wulffmon:" Cap one, Eagle one... The code word is egg, repeat...egg"
Cap One:" Confirmed...Falcon one, Falcon two....Begin test."
Cap One:" Falcon One, drop on my mark... 3....2....1."
Joann Clastone,"The pictures you are seeing are real. The scientists are not, currently sure why the bomb detonated the way it did, as it was seemingly too much explosive power for this size of bomb. Indeed, it shows like nothing ever seen before."
Cap One:" Eagle one, Cap one...The bomb is dropped."
Admiral:" Excellent test...Wait one.... Captain Morgello, what is that rising out of the ocean? <Mummble in the background> Cap One, Falcons one and two.. Good Job. Cap One... Send the investigative team to the area."
Cap One:" Enroute. Cap One.. Out"
Admrial: Turn that blasted thing off until we fig....<Fade to fuzz>
Joann" Well, that ends the tape there. However, we can tell you that a land mass has been discovered, as a result of these tests of the so called Trout Bomb. Scientists have reported that there is no danger to this bomb and the guage in the lower left corner of the screen shows no radiation of a nuclear type. The scientists are investigating the potential of this new land mass to allow inhabitation."
Joann Clastone reporting from Gray.