Alexonium
17-05-2005, 04:14
ALEXONIUM:
It has been leaked that a corporation has been chartered to wreak havoc upon the markets of the Holy Empire of Armandian Cheese. This is in reatliation for what has been alleged to be an insult twoard Emir Alex II.
The corporation, though it has sanction of the Emir, is not owned by the government; it uses the Emir's own assets.
It was also written that the arms manufacturing secor is targeted for 'manipulation'.
Armandian Cheese
17-05-2005, 04:38
Emperor Armand I has laughed at this foolish manipulation by a leftist state.
"What do they think they can accomplish? Our economy easily outperforms theirs, and our supreme dedication to free market capitalism has bred extremely competitive and vicious corporations. Don't make me laugh. On second thought, I will laugh! MWA! HA! HA!"
After the end of the press conference, all reporters were executed for potential treason.
Alexonium
17-05-2005, 04:57
ALEXONIUM
"Well, it seems like the arms manufacturing sector is indeed prone to manipulation. All we have to do is make them think that the price of iron went down 80% over the course of 2 days." CEO of Nunuvayabiznaz Co. announced.
"We then market weapons at 20% of their cost, but convinently push through by decree that all arms sales be approved by the Ministry of Defense. Knowing them, they will have no choice but to market weapons at a lower cost or try to take over our company. Either way, we win."
Emir Alex II replied: "We could never manipulate the price of iron. We just have to manipulate them. Perhaps we should wage an electronic attack to ensure that they think that iron has gone down signifigantly."
The CEO replied: "What if they try to stockpile?"
"Very simple. The Minister of Defense informed me they infiltrated the state iron company as planned. They will ensure that the prices appear to be as we want them to be!"
Meanwhile, a scantily-clad girl entered the room. "The Emir is late for his 11:00 shagging...is everything OK?"
The Emir then asked the CEO to hurry things up: "I do not have the economics degree, given this, what is your reccomendation?"
"I think you nailed it on the head. Just forward me the numbers for the operatives and all will be well."
The Emir took out a PDA, fiddled around with it, and sent the numbers to the CEO's laptop. "Consider their arms industry done for." the CEO said as the Emir got up. He replied: "Pleasure doing business."
The Emir then exited the room for the already-sceduled shagging.