Overbear
16-05-2005, 23:11
(The letter)
Grettings estemed world leaders,
As many of you know, our world is full of strife. Filled with warmongers, flooded with the ones who would take what is not theirs. Some of you receiving this letter may be such, some, the ones who would stand against the very kind.
Such however is the way of the world, and as such, our little country just wants to make its way into the world and give its people hope, and a goal. With that said, we get to why you have been given this message.
Our country has quietly worked to build a strong bio/viril development base. While selling small arms to the world, we worked on bigger and better things. That goal is at hand, and with it, you, for the right price, can benefit.
Have a neighbor thats a bit too...pushy? Perhaps someone has dropped 10,000 troops on your border. Simply provide us with the DNA of 100-1000 of your 'problems' citizens, Along with a substantial "donation" to our banks. We in turn shall hand you a cutting edge viral atack and defence weapon. One capable of targeting only certain traits found among your enemy. A simple application by spray, bomb, or infected carrier, and of course a short wait of two to fourty eight hours. You may then rest asured of the problem being delt with, in a most efficient manner. Meanwhile your own population injoys a safe, and viral free life, thanks to our anti-virus, again with a healthy donation to our banks.
Feel free to visit our sunny beaches, and hospitable city life, while you come to talk with our minister of sales.
Thank you
Obie Sunstreak,
Pres. for life
P.S. Don't forget our top notch mercenary troops, always armed with the most up to date warfare tactics and equipment. Why risk your own troops when you can pay for the best?
Grettings estemed world leaders,
As many of you know, our world is full of strife. Filled with warmongers, flooded with the ones who would take what is not theirs. Some of you receiving this letter may be such, some, the ones who would stand against the very kind.
Such however is the way of the world, and as such, our little country just wants to make its way into the world and give its people hope, and a goal. With that said, we get to why you have been given this message.
Our country has quietly worked to build a strong bio/viril development base. While selling small arms to the world, we worked on bigger and better things. That goal is at hand, and with it, you, for the right price, can benefit.
Have a neighbor thats a bit too...pushy? Perhaps someone has dropped 10,000 troops on your border. Simply provide us with the DNA of 100-1000 of your 'problems' citizens, Along with a substantial "donation" to our banks. We in turn shall hand you a cutting edge viral atack and defence weapon. One capable of targeting only certain traits found among your enemy. A simple application by spray, bomb, or infected carrier, and of course a short wait of two to fourty eight hours. You may then rest asured of the problem being delt with, in a most efficient manner. Meanwhile your own population injoys a safe, and viral free life, thanks to our anti-virus, again with a healthy donation to our banks.
Feel free to visit our sunny beaches, and hospitable city life, while you come to talk with our minister of sales.
Thank you
Obie Sunstreak,
Pres. for life
P.S. Don't forget our top notch mercenary troops, always armed with the most up to date warfare tactics and equipment. Why risk your own troops when you can pay for the best?