NationStates Jolt Archive

There are terrible reports that have just come in from Bordering Countries where the Peace dinner is being held. The Bordering Countries representative nazarinio michaelini, a fan of pizza and owner of the countries pasta industry and inventor of spaghetti boarlanese, the countries favorite pasta dish has been killed tonight. I should say assassinated. He was shot by someone in the grounds were the meeting was being held right in the head. The dinner was in jeopardy due to the bad things going on in Interlosia.
Tonight at 8:32pm all the representatives sat down for the start of the meeting and at 9:02 Mr Nazarinio Michaelini was getting up to take his Turkey when he was shot in the head. He fell to the ground and all the representatives surrounded him. Even with the Doctors best efforts he could not save Mr Michaelini's life. In his blood soaked clothes his last words were "I...I...I've had a good life...I wish the best for Mr...Mr...Mr Firth...Find...Fin-...Find...Find...the man...who...Killed me.........". Just after these words he stopped breathing and died. The Interlosian Representative narrowly averted being killed as the assassin shot one shot that hit a pipe on the wall and missed Mr Shaol Olon by an inch. The assassin has not been found but was seen apparently by a 67 year old man on the coast of Spandazia next to The Bordering countries because this man had a gun on him...Is he the right man?. So the Interlosian news can state that the assassin is not in The Bordering Countries. We await response from the nations of St Lucia and Julio. Dictator Marriott is unable to comment as he is currently dealing with Weapons investigators From Non chavs. His Vice Dictator Max Berti has made a small comment-
"From what I have heard this is deeply distressing, We in Interlosia are willing to help The Bordering Countries find this evil man and put him behind bars. I hope that Mr Firth will give our country permission to find the killer of Nazarinio Michaelini. Thank you. Also I plead with other nations to help Mr firth find the assassin. Thank you and Goodbye"
Distressing times at the moment in Bordering Countries. A sad, sad day. We wish all the best for Mr Nazarinio Michaelini family and friends. Thank you and Goodbye.

A speech today was issued by Mr.Firth

"It is an absolute outrage! My very best friend has been assassinated inside my own home country, I can safely assure that because of security issues, only an insider from one of the representative countries could have done this. I am disgraced that one of fellow nations could do such a thing to such an innocent and brilliant man! I personally will take part in the investigation to find the killer and anybody thinking of helping can provide evidence to me"

My own investigations are already underway in trying to establish who assasinated nazarinio michaelini. If I find any incrimainating evidence I will happily give it to Mr.Firth, as I feel that it is outrageous that someone could do this. However I must remind Mr.Firth not to jump to conclusions, it is possible that the assassin was working for a nation outside of the region or even that he is a member of a terrorist group trying to cause war within our region by stirring up tensions and causing conflict.

Patrician Jackson