NationStates Jolt Archive

The United Socialist States of Reformed Revolutionists withdrew from the United Nations yesterday after a failed bid to become UN delegate
accusing the Federation of Auxillia of becoming ' a pawn of the right wing,' Premier Caughey and the ambassador to the UN, Ben Atkins, were booed out of the Un after a very public protest against the policies and members of the UN

This follows Common Chickens dismissal from the UN after its frequent human rights violations, leaving Auxillia with only three endorsements to be the regional delegate. with the UN having changed regional boundaries and a sudden influx of new members, Auxillia's position as Delegate looks to be under threat.

there is some speculation, however, that The United Socialist States of Reformed Revolutionists, is plotting to resume its revolution in Auxillia. Against this possiblity President Anderson refused to comment.

Ryanspeople have declared everyone must DIE!!
:sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :headbang: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :headbang: :upyours:

The news is big today. Emporier Jason has reveled that there will be a heir to the throne. There has been much speculation in the past couple of weeks that his wife is pregnant.

The news is all good for the economy of Oxyland. The agricultural industry has had the greatest improvement of any sector in Oxyland's history.

The police are on the hunt :sniper: for Jack Hingening after he stole the famous Hitler's Dog portrait from Oxyland National Art Gallery yesterday. Police believe he had 2 people helping him.

Also there has being a bit of unrest in Not Here Or There, lately. Luckly Oxyland is not involved. We give full support to the Federation of Auxillia, hopfully this will be settled out quickly. :)

A split erupted in the Auxillian Workers Party today, with the party dividing after calls for a general strike were dismissed

an emergency meeting was called of the party after the United Socialist States of Reformed Revolutionists made calls for the Auxillian branch of the party to begin a general strike. the party leader, Beren Erchamion, discussed the motion, and moved that it be dissmissed. violent arguements erupted when this motion passed, with 5 delegates to the Parliment, led by Tuor Fingolfin, walking out in disgust

they have now formed a new party, the Auxillian Progressive Socialist Party, and look to be strong opposition to most other parties. With a lack of popular support, it is unlikely that they will survive the next election

Why are you not dead yet, DIE!!
From :upyours:

Mass protests over industrial action of the Oxyland bus drivers. :gundge:


Jack Hingering is still on the run.



Happy news. Daughter reunited with long lost mother after 34 years.

Prince McGregor has declared that Auxillia will have its support

Applying to join the UN after cleaning up its weapons of mass destruction and human rights abuses, Prince mcGregor declared that President Anderson was a personal friend and should be supported in his attempts to unite the region

i invite any people who are oppressed by capitalist and corrupt nations to come join the peoples paradise

we will never declare war on Auxillia unless it wanted it

Premier Caughey

Speaking today from his bar Alpha Bear Bundy declaried that the alagations of the use of polar bears to spy on near by countrys to be true the polar bear heads which countrys leaders took as gifts where in reality full live polar bears placeing there heads through a hole in the wall they made earlyer all bears used in this recon mission have returned to the nation of the bundy bear and reported back what they have found :D

:mp5: The people of Ryanspeople have change their national religion to Jedi. :mp5:

May the Force be with you!

Prince McGregor Denounced Ankh Morpork today for its attempts to disrupt the region.

"Its discraceful, that these people can just come in here, taking over like this. I, as a longtime member of this region, suggest to these upstarts that they learn to appreciate the rich culture of this region before they try to change it."

President Anderson was able to be contacted today, despite retreating to the refuge of Ilmarin in the north of Auxillia to discuss the crisis with his top commanders and governors.

"I am both shocked and sad that this has come to pass. Auxillia has featured prominently in this regions history for many centuries, and have tried to be a example of good will to our neighbours."

Several other nations in the region have expressed thier suprise at this turn of events. Emperor Jason stated that "Auxillia has my full support, in stabilising the region. I belive that by dividing, we only make ourselves weaker"

Master Jedi Ryan, of the nation Ryanspeople, stated that "Ankh Morpork and all those who support her will DIE!!! :sniper: :gundge: :gundge: :mp5: :mp5:

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TODAY the Emperor has order the newist WMD into production
and this weapon is said to be the best in the Galaxy

Also the corp known as OMNI-TEK is going to have oil contracts coming soon

Next week you will be able to vote for the 290 senate chairs and the partys are all running for a office

The Popularity of each party below
Fascist 1%
Communist 30%
Imperial family 75%
The peaceful monkeys 2%


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President Anderson stood on a the Presidential Palace in Aglaril, waving to the throngs of protestors in the square below. These protesters were there to oppose how Auxillian military forces were rumored to have crossed the borders of The Armed Republic of Fluffy Bunny Slippers.

President Anderson admitted that, yes, Auxillian military forces, In conjunction with those of the Empire of Oxyland, crossed the border accompanied by a small force of Jedi Knights, in order to "stabilise the region"
The Armed republic, which was on the verge of civil war, was quickly overrun, and a Interm goverment installed, with "minimal" loss of life on both sides

when asked exactly what nations had paticipated, President Anderson listed Oxyland and Ryanspeople as giving direct military support, with Lazy Bludgers providing major capital and weapons.

But it was when he was asked exactly what military forces had participated, that President Anderson let a second person join him on the balcony. Still wearing black, heavy battle armor, this second person drew all the attention. Hallamacar, the govener of Ilmarin, drew his sword and displayed it to the crowd. The crowd quickly went wild with jubilation, as the recognised it for one of the Tarmacar or the swords of the Auxillian Royal Guard.

President Anderson the proclaimed a national holiday, stating that The Royal Guard would now fight against the enemies of Auxillia.

The Royal Guard was formed by Tar-Túrtinco, the first king, and have served the royal line through many centuries. Known by thier intricately crafted swords, they have fought against the enemies of Auxillia for thousands of yaers. Thier swords were passed down from father to eldest child, and they were more skilled in arms than any other in the kingdom. Now that they have returned, it is probable that they will form the same king of weapon of terror that they did a century ago

In parliment today, however, Tuor Fingolfin and the Auxillian Socialist Progressive Party called for the Guard to be disbanded. This suggestion was vhemently opposed by the rest of Parliment.

Riots erupted in Fatus Maximus' capitol city, Fatopia, earlier today over the selling out of Star Wars costumes to wear to tonight's premier of Episode III- Revenge of the Sith. No one was hurt, aside from a few police men who were pelted with rotten fruit and beaten repeatedly with toy plastic lightsabers.

Premier Caughey denounced Auxillia and its allies for its policeis

"its interfering with another nation's soverignty, and should be disallowed"
"its a capitalist plot"

In face of allergations that it was actually causing the riots, Premier Caughey stated that it was ridiculous

"we support goverment by the people. it that is what the people want, we will accept it"

Auxillia today ordained its first Jedi Master, Kieran Halcyon, today as the Jedi has now become a religion in Auxillia.

President Anderson, who was present at the ordination, admits there will be conflict between branches of goverment that feel affected but that it was a good thing nonetheless

"it brings a surplus amount of diplomats and healers to Auxillia, and greatly enhace our standard of living"

Big news, a war of words has erupted when Emporier Jason demanded a band on public nudity in Not Here or There. Master Jedi Ryan reportedly fought back saying I'll give you a mooning, but Jason said that the laws enacted in Not Here or there were not harsh enough on public nudity. Master Jedi Ryan stance is that it a free choice if your nude or not.

Auxillia has today announced that it will expand it military to provide security to itself

with Auxillian military non-existant since the revolution, President Anderson today declared that it would create a standing army to protect Auxillian interests.

the goverment has also found room in the budget for several new warships, to defend Auxillian shores

This plan has met with tacit approval from the other nations in the region

Reformed Revolutionist and the Republic of Annawit today concluded a military and trade alliance for mutual proteaction

declaring that other nations in the region sought the end of socialism, these two have allied to "keep alive the ideals of the revolution"

there was no comment from the other nations in the region

Auxillia has implemented extreme measures in response to a terrorist attack in the ciy of Alkarsil today

Running street battles with the terrorists, belived to be members of the Socialist Progressive Party, have had police wearied. by night fall, military forces had put the socialists to flight, with many being arrested and quickly thrown in prison

The leader of the attack, Tuor Fingolfin stated before the attack that he would allow the President to leave the country if he yeilded authority to him. The President, refusing was fired upon and is in a serious condition.

Vice President Haugh ordered today that the rebels were to be investigated and charged with all possible speed

The Socialist Progressive Party has known links to the Reformed Revolutionists

Auxillia has announced to day that the captured terrorists were reciving orders from the United Socialist States of Reformed Revolutionists

Declaring that the revolution was only " The begining of a period of destabilization for Auxillia", Vice President Haugh ordered the mobilization of the army, to "counter the growing threat"

:mad:

Auxillia today issued the following statement today, after the death of President Anderson

I will put this everywhere, so the appropriate parties can know

After the ultimely death of President Anderson at the hands of Socialist terrorists, and learning that they were supported by the United Socialist States of Reformed Revolutionists, The Commonwealth of Auxillia demands that:

1> The Republic of Annawit, in its alliance with Reformed Revolutionists, demobilize its army, and cease this alliance.

2> Reformed Revolutionists cease any military operations, openly and otherwise, that has been planned against the soverign state of Auxillia

3> Reformed Revolutionists publicly condem and prevent any of its citizens that seek to take part in such activities.

4>Reformed Revolutionists allow Auxillian officials to cross its borders and prosecute those organizers of this henoius act, Under Auxillian law, and be permitted to gather evidence inside Reformed Revolutionists to prove these claims

You have 24 hours to agree to these terms.

President Haugh of the Commonwealth of Auxillia



President Haugh was sworn in as President only hours ago, but mobilization of Auxillian forces has already been ordered

if war is indeed declared, however there is a standing army of one million soldiers ready to be deployed, as well as Jedi Knights and Auxillia's Sword Command, formerly the Royal Guard. There is also a small naval force, and air force to cover this massive ground army.

Against this would be the people's army of Reformed revolutionists, which proved devestating in the Revolutionairy War. Reformed revolutionists is belived to have assorted other forces, as well as an alliance with the Republic of Annnawit.

The region, and indeed the world watch for the response of the Reformed revolutionists goverment

Oxyland has supported the Auxillian ultimatum to the Reformed Revolutionists. Oxyland's fleet of battleships are on their way to the Reformed Revolutionists coastline, ready for Auxillia to declare war on Reformed Revolutionists. Also most of the Jedi Knights and Imperial knights are been moblised and taken to Auxillia waiting for war to start.
Emporer Jason supports Predient Huag, with a full scale war, saying, "Reformed Revolutionists can destablise Not Here or There, therefore plundging most nations in the region into recession". "Lately the economy has been booming, but the Reformed Revolutionists can throw the economy into massive turmoil".
Also tomorrow is rememberance day for President Anderson. Oxyland is sorry for thr loss of President Anderson.

Emporer Jason

Today, in the presence of the elected ministers of Auxillia, President Haugh invoked the emergency- powers provisions of Article Five of the constitution with respect to the growing discontent in reformed revolutionist.

This is the first time such measures have been taken, in the 200 years since the end of the Revolutionary war

Auxillia has declared war on Reformed revolutionists

President Haugh also ordered conscription, a move which should bring many troops into this war

News from the Emmitian Imperial News Network - State News at Four, Six and Ten

Islamic/Imperialist Tension Rises in the cities of Salah-al-Din, Nur-Al-Din and Cetsifon.

Unrest in the cities of Nur-Al-Din, Salah-al-Din and Cetsifon continue today, as they have carried on for weeks now. Clamoring for more recognition and power within the Empire, Islamic demonstrations have repeatedly turned violent in the main streets and alleys alike. Although, thankfully, the number of non-quelling related [OOC: i.e., not caused by police] casualties has not yet reached the one-hundred mark.

The Imperial Senate today has released a declaration from the Pirokajuon, stating that should the unrest continue, he will not restrain the Imperial Army from bringing order back to these cities. With such an honorable past and fond memory within Emmitian history, he says that it is a shame that the sons of the patriotic Muslims within Emmitian society have chosen the rifle above more civilized methods of communication. But, he reminds the leaders and clerics of the militant Muslim factions that a bloodless peace can be attained by both sides.

The three cities of Nur Al Din, Salah Al Din and Al-Jazaar have all performed amiably in the history of Emmitia, being one of the first bastions against the Black Crusade, and the origins of the Pirokajuonte Salaen and Nuraldinu, who once and for all expelled the Crusaders from Emmitian lands, and restored to the people the city of Sece Emmitia.

The first major outbreaks of violence occured within the city of Salah Al Din, the major Muslim city in the central Badlands, when a group of roudy participents of the Imperial Church were caught drinking and driving, a practice strictly forbidden in the city of Salah Al Din. Resisting arrest, other Imperialists came to their aid and Muslims came to their brothers' aid, and before long a riot had commenced. The resulting fire caused by an unidentified party torched nearly a quarter of the city, and damage from looting is said to have gone into the millions. So far, however, the Police have been able to restore and keep order.

The Patriarch of the Imperial Church has released a statement saying that this in no way reflects the teachings of the Archangels nor the spirit of Civilization bestowed upon humanity by the Holy Emperor.

Lazy Bludgers confirmed that last night, thier troops had crossed the border into the republic of Annawit

issueing a statement from the palace, Prince McGregor confirmed that Lazy Bludgers forces had moved over the border, but refused to detail where.
He also confirmed a decleration of war on annawit and reformed revolutionist.

More details will be forthcoming, he said

With Auxillia and Lazy Bludgers declaring war on Reformed Revolutionists and Annawit, Oxyland has followed suit. Emporer Jason says "War has started and we are involved. At least 20,00 Jedi Knights and Imperial Knights have invaded Reformed Revolutionists and Annawit, and 1,000 battleships have surrounded an island owned by Reformed Revolutionists."

First reports show that there has been 200 casulties for Oxyland, but the information is not 100% accurate.

Auxillian forces retreated today in the face of an overwhelming Peoples Army of reformed revolutionists, and the forces of Annawit.

President Haugh confirmed that there had been a battle on the river Siron, and confirmed that the Auxillian forces had retreated in good order

“They were outnumbered by approximately 25 to 1, and we found that we were unable to continue with the advance" A statement from the Citadel said today.
“Our forces inflicted heavy casualties on the enemy then retreated”.

More information would be forthcoming, the statement said

Lazy Bludgers and Oxyland troops claimed victory over the Former republic of Annawit, with thier troops marching through the last major city today.

Having overcome the military forces in annawit, Prince McGregor said that there would be a small break before lazy bludgers attacked the Reformed revolutionists, who have overrun west Auxillia