NationStates Jolt Archive

The "Last Word" Money System is a NEW, cuTTing Edge, MIDDLE MAN service!

Have you ever worried that you would pay billions of dollars at a doorfront, just so they could take your money, and never deliver your purchased items?!
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Have you ever worried that you would deliver equipment to a promising nation, who never gives the money?!
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Have you ever worried if ANY transaction would go wrong?
Worse... has it ever happened?

Now, you never have to worry about it again!
ShoobieWAH! This is something YOU MUST USE!

How does it work? No need to make annoying posts here. Just before you make any transaction, tell your partner that you use the "Last Word Money System"!
What/how do I pay? If you are recieving money, then we take out the percentage of what you recieved. If you are sending money, you add the percentage to the amount sent.
How much do you charge? The grand total of: .0001%! I know, it sounds pitiful. But we are honest people. All we are doing is being a middleman, and thats pretty lazy work.

So to do the math, whatever amount your sending or recieving, just take a calculator, and TIMES it by .0001 and thats what WE recieve!

OOC: No need to post your transactions here. Just before you make the purchase, or send whatever, let them know you are using this service, and provide a link to this thread.

If a storefront decides to use all business through our service, just post it up on the first thread or somewhere close to there, and post the link to this thread. No work is really done, the money is just magically guarenteed to be safe. ;)

HOWEVER! I would LOVE for you to post up if you USE this service, and the experiences YOU HAVE HAD WITH this service. God Bless, and Peace

OOC: Some confusion will arise between few people on what this means...

This means that no one can cheat eachother out of RP money. Money is "wired" or "given" to us, and when we have confirmation of completed order, we send the money. Or it could be used for equipment too. God Bless

Alternately, people could take this is a hoax, and refuse to use your service. You may be acting in the best interests, but still, such a service could still be taken the wrong way. ;)

OOC: Ever heard of the "Nigerian Scams"? If not, google it. You'll get the idea.

Edit: OOC: Also, use the freakin` edit, button, man. Instead of triple posting, edit!

I appreciate the concern, but United Orange Chicken just needs a bit of loose change, which is why us business men decided to open this up.

If the idea doesn't suit you, its your freedom not to buy. However, until you've had a bad experience with us, or anyone for that matter... when you use our service (OOC: just say before the transaction that your using us, and thats it, no actual transactions made but the RP service is fully in effect,) then bad talking the business is accepted.

I know you meant no harm by it. God Bless tho!

*wonders how the Debt Collection Agency will take to this...*

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What's the advantage of this? As far as I can see all it does is lose 0.01% of your money each time you make a transaction.

If the idea doesn't suit you, its your freedom not to buy. However, until you've had a bad experience with us, or anyone for that matter... when you use our service (OOC: just say before the transaction that your using us, and thats it, no actual transactions made but the RP service is fully in effect,) then bad talking the business is accepted.


The idea is safe trade. There are many middle man services in Real Life, why not bring it into Nation States Role Play?

The idea is safe trade. There are many middle man services in Real Life, why not bring it into Nation States Role Play?

ooc: Because, unlike in real life, if you take someones money and run on here you stand a very good chance of having your nation glassed.

*delivers an official notice to step down* We already have this market cornered, and quite a few nations to back us up.

The Nine Military Storefront will not accept any nations wishing to use this service, We hold our honor and good word in high regard and will take any nation wishing to use this or a similar service for transactions with The Nine Military Storefront as a personal insult.

An "official" notice? Are you sent from Max Barry? hmmm... so, you are saying that you offer the same service, except for free? I read "details", but I still don't see what gives you the right? If Jolt, or the moderators of NS came up with the "Debt Collection Agency", then fine, I'll step down. But if you are just a competitor, then ...no

And to Mondoth... Ok. That's your choice. Not quite sure why you choose to be up in arms regarding this service... but no need to explain.

Furthermore to anyone reading this.... You act like it's a crime to start a business. I feel the words some people have said on this thread are hypocritical, due to the fact that they have RP businesses of their own.

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