NationStates Jolt Archive

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The women of Misandria have overthrown the male-dominated government, and now have enslaved all post-pubescant males to work menial labor. The smart, smart ladies of the nation have quickly set up a new government, abolished poverty and racism, and are eager to make alliances with the international community.

(OOC)Hmm the moral issue of crushing someone so young...
(IC)
The Confederacy Of Harlesburg is concerned by your actions we wish that you reconsider your current position for we fear it could cause hostilities in the various regions of the world something we do not eagerly seek.

We shall watch the situation closely and hope you make a better more informed decision in the meantime.

Minister Of The Interior Marmadas Mc'Mac'Fitz'son
In Honour OF Edward the Phoenix Duke De Harlesburg
Lord Of The Confederay Of Harlesburg

We don't of your approve of your sexist policies. As a Social Democracy, we protect all people of different sexual, gender, and racial background. We ask for a change or face the power of Liberalism.

The Empire of Calpe wishes to inform the smart, smart ladies of Misandria that we will not set up diplomatic contact with any country that promotes slavery for any of its members. We urge you to reconsider your position in this matter.

We declare war on Brydog, and lauch 10 nukes at their capitol.

We lauch another 10 at Calpe.

0m6z n0 n00ks /\/o n00ks

GODMOD ALERT!

1) do you know where brydog is?
2) do you know where their capital is?
3) do you know how superior they are?
4) do you know how to construct and arm nukes as a nation?
5) do you have the economy to support construction/purchase of nukes?
6) do you have any idea what you could get into by nuking someone?
7) do you know that you have only two posts, and neither detail aquisition of nukes?
8) do you know that every nation considering themselves to be 'free' will rally against you?
9) do you know that you will probably be ignored by brydog?

We lauch another 10 at Calpe.

Hahaha, you`re not so smart smart ladies are you?


OOC: Misandria, thats not a proper way to introduce yourself to the forum...make your nations history, a factbook, a thread introducing your nation...that means dont behave like a 10 year old...in the meantime your nuclear weapons are ignored....and so they`ll fall in the ocean hitting an innocent fisherman from a random country....shame on you

Misandria buys as many weapons as it can.
Misandria declares war on THE UN.

Bring it on.

:mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge: :gundge: :sniper:

T3}{ l33T H4X0|2Z OF 74/\/N4NM33L H43\/ L4|_|/\/(}{3|) 7\/\/0 /\ /\1LL0N n00Kz to j00 M154nDR14! PH33R

The Peoples' Republic of Siaka shall embargo Misandria and prevent any arms shipments. I sugest you cease all hostilities or your people will suffer an embargo of food and medicine if you do not comply within 48 hours.

45 B-52s take off and drop over 50 tons of bombs on Misandia.

We will blow up any ships that embargo us if they have men on it. If its got women, they wll just join our revolution, so ur screwed.

The Govt of Siaka takes any threat upon it's property and citizenry seriously. As of 1300 Siaka Time the Govt of Siaka declares war upon the nation of Misandria. Of course War is declared 1 hour after an attack wing of bombers set out to target Misanrian industrial centers . Ministry of War predicts an overwhelming success minimal loss due to stealth technology of our bombers.

King Uber Haxxor 3rd is best sh00tr evr an sh00ts ur n00b mi55ils 0ut of teh sky

ooc: i know, i know... dont encourage him...

The people of Misanria challenge the owards who dare challange its might to fight on the ground, not in the air like cowardly men!

The nation of Red Tide declares war on Misandria... and promptly vaporizes it with 100,000 nuclear missiles! These are placed on the uber unshootable down missile. Everybody in Misandria dies. Those who take cover in underground bunkers are killed with uber bunker-buster bombs. All nukes launched in retaliation by Misandria are shot down by uber sattelites of DOOM!

And all is well.

OOC:I just HAD to do this. I believe that any n00b that cannot rp properly AND cannot turn into a good rper has GOT to recieve this treatement.

1 s3nd m`/ l33t Ü84Rn00K T|200PZ to |=16}{7 j00 0/\/ t3H GROND

S74ND D0wN!

(OOC: I am not really fighting, I'm merely making fun of this godmodding n00k4r. Also, Siaka, you're not allowed to declare what your bombers destroyed, as that is a godmod.)

From a Siakan airbase a missle is launched towards the nation of Misandria. The warhead is unconventional containing a new deadly mutation of Anthrax conceived in Siakan military labratories. Scientists estimate that with current weather conditions the virus shall spread accross Misandria in a couple days.
(Predicted Symptoms)Death comes quick for those lucky. The virus length is 24 hours during that time a victim shall bleed profusly out of every major orafice and leasions will appear almost instantly.
Pray to what Gods you have, and remember you brough this death upon your own people.

Also, Siaka, you're not allowed to declare what your bombers destroyed, as that is a godmod.)

ooc: Yeah thanks for telling me I'm still getting the hang of this . I edited the post :)

(OOC)Cool i seem to have had no Nukes sent at me!YAY
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/GodMode.jpg
Hey Red Tide2 no fair how can i have my very own Cabberat(SP) show if all the Misandrian Women are gone. :(

After first attention of the bizarre happenings in Misandria were communicated to The Higher Command of The Confederacy Of Harlesburg the Confederacy of the 13 States quickly sent out ten Hercules Aircraft each laden with the men of the 1st Paratroop Battalion(The Parachute Regiment).

The Parachute Regiment with a few supporting arms namely 3 Scorpion Tanks and 2 105mm Artillary pieces would be Paradropped into Misandria if need be.
(OOC2)Misandria if you want to kick my arse just say so. ;)