NationStates Jolt Archive

OFFICAL STATEMENT

The First Speaker walks up to the stage he is a young 21 year old and is brown hair and black eyes and starts to speak "We of the Foundation of Soviet leaders see the mordern tech world as a place at which wars after wars put millions of them dead and nations die from the military strength of there nation and there is no peace on your planets and yet you look to the sky to find your gods and you all fail to see your own ends and you think about how war can help your nation but then you do not see that you are just causing more blood shed than is needed and you let your leaders put you into war and you all do not try to solve it peacefuly so you will some time crush under your own governments, We see this and you will end up with your nation (There starts to be some sort of static in the channel then the first speaker's face gose away completely)

"What the hell happen." The Com link Commander
"Someone has are singal." The Com link Technican

Then a face starts to come up "Hello We act as are own force and we live on apart of the moon that goes around your sad planet and the first speaker was going to warn you of us and that we will start attacking nations that do not pay us $2,000 each we do not want the nation that we are from to be attacked and do not panic we will use your weapones and soviet leaders does not know we are hear so they will not help you." (Then the First speaker reapears on the screen) "We will need your help to attack them and they are not citzens of are nation and they will attack your nations before we can get there..."
OOC: I need a nation to be attacked by them there group is called Alpha
so post if you want your nation to be attacked and we can rp from there ok.
SOVIET LEADERS IS NOT FUNDING THEM OR ANYTHING AND THERE IS NO NEED IN ATTACKING SL.

"Your majesty."
"Yes, what is it?"
"A group of wackjobs are demanding that all nations on earth pay them two thousand."
"two thousand what?"
"They didn't say."
"Send them a message asking why anyone should pay them 2000 anything."

To: Group of Wackjobs
From: Goverment of Theao, DAD (dealing with annoyances department)
We wish to know why we should pay a group of partially, if not completely insane wackjobs two thousand anything.

TO:Theao
From: Alpha

Becaues if you do not we will kill your people and attack you and your nation will become corrupted by us and are constant attack on your nation nowhere in your nation will be safe not your childern or your buildings.

The Blood Moon Goblins will happily comply.
2,000 pennies have been dispatched to the moon, post haste. Enjoy your $20.

To: 'Alpha'
From: Theao, DEA (department of external affairs)
We wish to know how you would go about doing what you claim you could do.

TO:Blood Moon Goblins
From: Alpha
WE WANT $2,000 DOLLARS YOU FOOLS!!!

TO:Theao
From: Alpha
We would land on your nation and attack your trade ships in the ocean and would attack your airports and if you tell Soveil Leaders we will crush you and them HA!!!!

To: 'Alpha'
From: Theao, DEA (department of external affairs)
A: Feel free to attack our ships as we have no navel vessals whatsoever.
B: We wish to know how you would land in the basis of our air defense systems.
C: You could damage the landing strips but we seriously doubt you could harm our actual airports.
D: You would do all that you claim over the matter of 2,000$?

TO:Blood Moon Goblins
From: Alpha
WE WANT $2,000 DOLLARS YOU FOOLS!!!


we will start attacking nations that do not pay us 2,000 each

You should specify.
Anyway, we wont pay you $2,000. Feel free to land on our shores, march through 8,000 miles of wasteland to attack our airport, of course theres a bunch of mountains packed with Goblins in the way, but you can try.

The Federation of Pyrostan has issued an economic embargo, and is calling for sanctions on this rogue nation.

Although several nations have prominant banks located in Pyrostan, we are not large enough to enforce this on our own. We require co-operation, throughout the world.

-Minister of Foreign Affairs Zonin Regal

TO:Theao,Blood Moon Goblins
From: Alpha

We will start are raids on your nations if you do not pay us $2,000 in the next 1 hour and soviet leaders does not know we are as powerful as we are.

END

"MY BROTHERS WE WILL CRUSH THE UNSMART NATIONS AND WE SHALL WIPE THEM FROM THERE PLANET...We will slowly kill them we will kill there leaders and we will have the start of are Fascist nations and we will reach are goal of finally killing soviet leaders even though we lost the civil war we will never stop are fight and we most move with great speed."

Alpha... Is the name given to the fascist in the great civil war that happen in soveit leaders were they were completely crushed in only 3 years and they have not gained that planet back and with to kill the mordern world to get there empire restarted so they may someday fight the soviet empire once more and ride to victory but in the war there greatest leader died and the war was not stoped so know they wish to kill any nation they can and they left the galaxy...


Great Civil War...Was the first Civil War that Soviet leaders was ever in and the war only lasted 3 years and it might have ended 1 year earlier if the peace talks ever happen and there was lots of blood shed and the nation got on its feet fast and is stell recovering from the war...
ENCYCLOPEDIA GALATICA

OOC: SOVIET LEADERS IS NOT HELPING THIS GROUP FOR THE LAST TIME OH MY GOD DO THEY READ!!!!!!

IC:
Location: Soviet Leaders Counter-Strike Force (SLCSF) Time:13:00
"Sir we have found them." the Counter-Intel offcier
"We found who." the SLCSF Chief Commander
"ALPHA."
"Were are they."
"On the moon near earth."
"What the hell are they doing we out there what are they doing."
"They are asking nations to pay them $2,000 not to attack them."
"Oh...MY...God." the cheif gave them all a look that why now I am only 2 months from retiement "Ok give them 2 hours see what they do and Offical Statement guy give the nations an offical doc to them on how these guys work ok."
"But it will take a 1 hour." the DOC Officer said in a strict mood
"OK" the cheif said that as if he was hoping it would happen faster than that

We will send you 2,000$ AUD, just to shut your inane and inchoherant ramblings up.

"Good someone has payed us oh and they are going to put things on Soviet leaders." The leader said of the ALPHA group.

the ships start to try to land on the nation of Theao and in the sea and are ready to attack him with there own money

As the aircraft attempted to land, thousands of SAM sites opened up. Each of the aircraft was targeted by thousands of missles coming in from every direction.

ooc: the money was only worth about 1k US
I don't have a coast, thus no navy or merchant marine

As president for life, I refuse to pay such a trival bounty to a rag tag bunch of terrorists. it demeans me to even think of paying you anything. we shall never give in to the demands of terrorist scum! if i find and catch you, and I do intend to do just that, you shall be flogged publicly, and the jeering masses shall enjoy the spectacle of your beating and humilation. then, you shall rot in the darkest holes of my prisons, for eternity, only to be taken out once a year for another public showing of your suffering.

King Krark yanwed as the ships appeared in the atmosphere.
"Engage dat fingy, da one dat works on dat stuff we don' like."
Deep within Gundabad a team of Goblin engineers engages the OMGSUPERDESTRUCTOIGNORESHIELDOFDOOM!!! and every single ship attempting to enter Blood Moon is teleported back to the moon, and its crew is givin a nasty headache.

"Sir."
"What."
"No one is paying us."
"Fine attack one of the soviet leaders places on this planet."
"Ok sir."