Forbath
14-05-2005, 02:45
The Reverend Vaseline Forbath peered out the largest viewing window in his office, which, incidentally, was the largest viewing window in the entirety of this city. Tiered down and away from his vantage point, the City Made of Ashes radiated out like some obsessive Euclidian architect's idea of a giant flower. All pink and aglow in the twilight, most the buildings were poured and polished from that rich quartz-concrete the Reverend's father had traded secrets for in some other plane. This young metropolis was the capitol of the Dominion of Forbath, inset amongst the vast wierd "sand-and-jungles" of the Cluster. It was so austere, so minimal, and so squarely geometric. And yet it managed to be so very detailed, the Reverend mused. The City Made of Ashes was a misnomer, he knew, given by his dark-minded father who had established the place. Right now, as the sun nestled itself into the horizon, the capitol looked more like "The City Made of Pink And White Fire-cubes". "I'll rename it," he chuckled to himself. Of course he would never do such a thing. That name was an ancient tradition, even if the city itself was barely over the hundred-and-fifty year mark. The Dominion of Forbath had arrived in the Cluster a little over two-hundred years ago, a motley band of pan-dimensional refugees. As soon as they had set foot, they had began turf wars with the indigents, all in the name of gestaldt ideals, and all because of the commands of the current Reverend's father, the late great Aninnaias Forbath. Aninnaias Forbath had warred with the natives for fifty years before establishing a capitol and letting his flock rest, and that was merely a brief respite--After laying the foundations, they started up again three years later. Perhaps appropriately, one year after the wars began again Reverend Aninnaias Forbath had died of old age (three-hundred and thirty-six), and the Reverendhood had passed to his eldest son, Vaseline Forbath. The Reverendhood was the highest political office in the land, and the only one that was officially inherited. Everyone else was appointed. Reverend Vaseline Forbath had spent the last century-and-a-half making peace with the Cluster natives and waiting for his father's old sympathizers to die and shut up. Now, finally, that whole ordeal seemed to be nearing a resolution. The Preacher's Seminary, a collection of the Dominon's appointed administrators, was completely rid of the previous Reverend's advisors, save one: The only one of his father's advisors that Reverend Vaseline Forbath trusted.
Preacher Briggs swept into the office of the Reverend, brandishing about some legislative scrolls as if they were either on fire, or made of solid gold. Reverend Forbath knew that, while Briggs was a good man, and an active one, he floated somewhere between an old traditionalist's near-fascist conservatism, and a new, libertarian sort of idealism. Once in a while, the Reverend imagined he could literally see Briggs' mind kick off from one mental wall and rebound back and forth between the two, until Briggs was nearly catatonic from indecision and internal struggle. Aside from that major flaw, Briggs was usually quick to action, making the right decisions and sometimes showing more wisdom than even the Reverend himself. So the Reverend Vaseline Forbath relied on Preacher Briggs, and always tried to keep him decisive.
Briggs was pacing, his political robes whirling about. By now, the couple of young Freeguards who had escorted him in had taken up their places in wall nooks around the office of the Reverend. From there, they were swiftly mesmorized by the Preacher's agitation despite their training. "I don't like it, sir," Preacher Briggs began.
"What don't you like, Preacher?" Reverend Forbath asked calmly. "Pacing about and irritating your Reverend?"
"Oh, right. Right, sorry, Reverend Forbath." Briggs plopped down in an antique armchair, his cheeks reddening slightly around his white mustache. "What I mean to say, sir, is that I don't like the way these indigents are so damned hard to pin down on any issue."
"What, are they still nervous of us? I thought we put that issue to bed, Briggs."
"Yes, sir, we did. They're no more nervous of us than they could ever be since your pre--er, since the wars ended. What I mean is, it's extremely difficult to get them to commit to anything on paper. I'm not complaining, mind you, I just don't like it."
Reverend Forbath smiled a bit at this contradiction, his mouth abandoning its usual non-commital, straight line expression. "Well, that's fine, Briggs. I wouldn't worry about it, right? Remember, I told you that these natives are much more verbally-oriented. They just don't like a lot of paper-work". As an aside, he half-muttered, "The Dominion could really take a clue from them on that."
"Yes, sir." Briggs said automatically.
"So, what's the news, then, Briggs?" the Reverend prodded.
"Well, at the end of the day, our delegation has agreed that the so-called natives recognize our territory as ours, and are willing to move from the tentative cease fire to a more established form of...coexistence. However...." Here, Briggs sort of trailed off.
" 'However', what, Preacher?"
"However, they will only agree to it if we cease interference with their hool-domph rituals. And they're so scattered and anarchistic that it's hard to say, but I'm pretty damned sure they want YOUR word on it."
"Well, well. That is interesting. Their ideas about our leadership are changing, eh? They seem to understand the significance of the Reverendhood, I'll bet. It's about time."
"But sir, we've not interferred with their sick little fertility rituals in nearly a century!"
"That's true, Briggs. But they've never gotten my word that we won't start back up any time we want, either. Now that we've been sending them Delegations, they seem to grasp our politics a little better. Wanting a guarantee is understandable."
"Reverend, did you plan on this? Letting those primitives know how the Dominion of Forbath really works?" Preacher Briggs had turned a bit white.
"Well, it's not as if it's a big secret, Briggs."
"Sir. With all due respect, your father spent his entire time in the Cluster making sure that we, our government, was inscrutable to these indigents."
"That's true. He also spent fifty years at war with them. Both of us were there when that went down. Don't you think absorption would be a much better victory?"
"Er, absorption, sir? Wait, you don't mean--"
"Yeah. Cultural assimilation."
"Reverend, they are perverts!"
"That's relative, Briggs."
"They have sex-with fruit!"
"To each his own, Briggs."
"But--"
"Don't worry, my good Preacher. I've made many a contigency. I'll even show you the societal planning diagrams, if you want. The indigents of the Cluster won't be passing off their cultural ideals to us, rest assured. We need some new blood after that war, Briggs."
"Yessir. I just--I guess I'm not really used to this."
"I know, Briggs. Even after one-hundred and fifty years, you're not really used to me. That's one of the reasons I keep you around, though. You reflect a part of my father's ideals, our old ideals." The Reverend smiled laconically. Briggs allowed himself an uncommon, relatively natural smile in turn.
"Well, sir, there're things an old dog just can't adjust to, I'm afraid." This was as close to joking with the Reverend that Briggs would ever get. There was a brief loll in the conversation, which was awkward for Briggs. The Reverend Forbath, on the other hand, never really felt awkward. Ever.
Forbath finally said, "So, it's decided: I will speak personally with the indigents, as soon as possible. We don't need to get into a pissing war with these savages again. And, seeing as that issue seems resolved, I think it's time to implement something a little more...large-scale."
"What did you have in mind, Reverend?" Briggs was sitting forward in his chair. He had been preparing to excuse himself, but now began to sit back again. The man was a bit older than Reverend Forbath, and, while he had obtained the Longevity and was still in very good health, Forbath had noticed that he seemed to tire more easily lately. No matter.
"I've been looking over some data from the Seminary of Technology and Information. I've also been checking up on our black-market information trade, and our mining activity as of late. I've come to two conclusions: One, that the Dominion of Forbath is supremely isolated and out of the loop regarding the world at large; It is like a hen wandering around a fox's den, and there are hungry, angry kits out there. Or some such quaint metaphor. Two, that we have enough resources now to produce a Builder Giz-bell. That will remove our blind-fold, I think."
"You mean, sir, that we have enough resources to support a population of twenty-three million toothsome little brainy things flying all over the globe?"
"Well, only the Builders are particularly intelligent, and they die within 72 hours, as soon as they've increased exponentially to that magic number of 23 million you just mentioned."
"Sir, you know that a number like that will possibly attract attention to us, even if a Giz-bell is only the size of a gnat. But maybe that's what you want."
"It is, Briggs. As soon as the Giz-bells reach their population equilibrium and have spread themselves out, I plan on announcing the Dominion of Forbath to the world at large. And I want *you* to prepare a Delegation of Announcement for me." Reverend Forbath then turned to one of the Freeguards who had been standing at attention in a wall nook, near a sconce. "Take this paper, and bring me the representative from the Seminary of Technology and Information." Forbath easily tossed a scroll off of his Whitewood desk (an ancient heirloom from another dimension, or some such thing) as the young guard stepped forward. The Freeguard, relatively used to Reverend Forbath's unceremonial and relaxed behaviour managed to intercept the paper with little or no effort, and wheeled from the room after giving the Nod of Respect.
OOC: Any nations interested in contact can contact me with their questions, etc., @ coelophid@yahoo.com, or by telegramming me. Let me finish roleplay explaining the technology and deployment of Giz-bells, and the Announcement, before posting here, please.
Preacher Briggs swept into the office of the Reverend, brandishing about some legislative scrolls as if they were either on fire, or made of solid gold. Reverend Forbath knew that, while Briggs was a good man, and an active one, he floated somewhere between an old traditionalist's near-fascist conservatism, and a new, libertarian sort of idealism. Once in a while, the Reverend imagined he could literally see Briggs' mind kick off from one mental wall and rebound back and forth between the two, until Briggs was nearly catatonic from indecision and internal struggle. Aside from that major flaw, Briggs was usually quick to action, making the right decisions and sometimes showing more wisdom than even the Reverend himself. So the Reverend Vaseline Forbath relied on Preacher Briggs, and always tried to keep him decisive.
Briggs was pacing, his political robes whirling about. By now, the couple of young Freeguards who had escorted him in had taken up their places in wall nooks around the office of the Reverend. From there, they were swiftly mesmorized by the Preacher's agitation despite their training. "I don't like it, sir," Preacher Briggs began.
"What don't you like, Preacher?" Reverend Forbath asked calmly. "Pacing about and irritating your Reverend?"
"Oh, right. Right, sorry, Reverend Forbath." Briggs plopped down in an antique armchair, his cheeks reddening slightly around his white mustache. "What I mean to say, sir, is that I don't like the way these indigents are so damned hard to pin down on any issue."
"What, are they still nervous of us? I thought we put that issue to bed, Briggs."
"Yes, sir, we did. They're no more nervous of us than they could ever be since your pre--er, since the wars ended. What I mean is, it's extremely difficult to get them to commit to anything on paper. I'm not complaining, mind you, I just don't like it."
Reverend Forbath smiled a bit at this contradiction, his mouth abandoning its usual non-commital, straight line expression. "Well, that's fine, Briggs. I wouldn't worry about it, right? Remember, I told you that these natives are much more verbally-oriented. They just don't like a lot of paper-work". As an aside, he half-muttered, "The Dominion could really take a clue from them on that."
"Yes, sir." Briggs said automatically.
"So, what's the news, then, Briggs?" the Reverend prodded.
"Well, at the end of the day, our delegation has agreed that the so-called natives recognize our territory as ours, and are willing to move from the tentative cease fire to a more established form of...coexistence. However...." Here, Briggs sort of trailed off.
" 'However', what, Preacher?"
"However, they will only agree to it if we cease interference with their hool-domph rituals. And they're so scattered and anarchistic that it's hard to say, but I'm pretty damned sure they want YOUR word on it."
"Well, well. That is interesting. Their ideas about our leadership are changing, eh? They seem to understand the significance of the Reverendhood, I'll bet. It's about time."
"But sir, we've not interferred with their sick little fertility rituals in nearly a century!"
"That's true, Briggs. But they've never gotten my word that we won't start back up any time we want, either. Now that we've been sending them Delegations, they seem to grasp our politics a little better. Wanting a guarantee is understandable."
"Reverend, did you plan on this? Letting those primitives know how the Dominion of Forbath really works?" Preacher Briggs had turned a bit white.
"Well, it's not as if it's a big secret, Briggs."
"Sir. With all due respect, your father spent his entire time in the Cluster making sure that we, our government, was inscrutable to these indigents."
"That's true. He also spent fifty years at war with them. Both of us were there when that went down. Don't you think absorption would be a much better victory?"
"Er, absorption, sir? Wait, you don't mean--"
"Yeah. Cultural assimilation."
"Reverend, they are perverts!"
"That's relative, Briggs."
"They have sex-with fruit!"
"To each his own, Briggs."
"But--"
"Don't worry, my good Preacher. I've made many a contigency. I'll even show you the societal planning diagrams, if you want. The indigents of the Cluster won't be passing off their cultural ideals to us, rest assured. We need some new blood after that war, Briggs."
"Yessir. I just--I guess I'm not really used to this."
"I know, Briggs. Even after one-hundred and fifty years, you're not really used to me. That's one of the reasons I keep you around, though. You reflect a part of my father's ideals, our old ideals." The Reverend smiled laconically. Briggs allowed himself an uncommon, relatively natural smile in turn.
"Well, sir, there're things an old dog just can't adjust to, I'm afraid." This was as close to joking with the Reverend that Briggs would ever get. There was a brief loll in the conversation, which was awkward for Briggs. The Reverend Forbath, on the other hand, never really felt awkward. Ever.
Forbath finally said, "So, it's decided: I will speak personally with the indigents, as soon as possible. We don't need to get into a pissing war with these savages again. And, seeing as that issue seems resolved, I think it's time to implement something a little more...large-scale."
"What did you have in mind, Reverend?" Briggs was sitting forward in his chair. He had been preparing to excuse himself, but now began to sit back again. The man was a bit older than Reverend Forbath, and, while he had obtained the Longevity and was still in very good health, Forbath had noticed that he seemed to tire more easily lately. No matter.
"I've been looking over some data from the Seminary of Technology and Information. I've also been checking up on our black-market information trade, and our mining activity as of late. I've come to two conclusions: One, that the Dominion of Forbath is supremely isolated and out of the loop regarding the world at large; It is like a hen wandering around a fox's den, and there are hungry, angry kits out there. Or some such quaint metaphor. Two, that we have enough resources now to produce a Builder Giz-bell. That will remove our blind-fold, I think."
"You mean, sir, that we have enough resources to support a population of twenty-three million toothsome little brainy things flying all over the globe?"
"Well, only the Builders are particularly intelligent, and they die within 72 hours, as soon as they've increased exponentially to that magic number of 23 million you just mentioned."
"Sir, you know that a number like that will possibly attract attention to us, even if a Giz-bell is only the size of a gnat. But maybe that's what you want."
"It is, Briggs. As soon as the Giz-bells reach their population equilibrium and have spread themselves out, I plan on announcing the Dominion of Forbath to the world at large. And I want *you* to prepare a Delegation of Announcement for me." Reverend Forbath then turned to one of the Freeguards who had been standing at attention in a wall nook, near a sconce. "Take this paper, and bring me the representative from the Seminary of Technology and Information." Forbath easily tossed a scroll off of his Whitewood desk (an ancient heirloom from another dimension, or some such thing) as the young guard stepped forward. The Freeguard, relatively used to Reverend Forbath's unceremonial and relaxed behaviour managed to intercept the paper with little or no effort, and wheeled from the room after giving the Nod of Respect.
OOC: Any nations interested in contact can contact me with their questions, etc., @ coelophid@yahoo.com, or by telegramming me. Let me finish roleplay explaining the technology and deployment of Giz-bells, and the Announcement, before posting here, please.