Blessed Restraint
14-05-2005, 02:06
The small country of Blessed Restraint is unveiling a new and exciting product, garbage bags!
But these arent just your mother's garbage bags. These garbage bags have miniscule magnets located in the rim. That means, when coupled with Blessed Restraint - brand garbage cans, the bag will never fall in!
I know it sounds too good to be true, but here it is, a garbage bag that will always stay right on the garbage can rim, without falling in or getting closed up.
It is a modern miracle of engineering, and every country simply needs to have them. The garbage bags are sold in bulk, 100,000 for $150,000! Garbage cans are sold 20,000 for $150,000. So have you money ready ladies and gentlemen!
Blessed Restraint is proud to inaugurate the opening of its International Emporium to the public and hopes to sell many a wonderful invention.
But these arent just your mother's garbage bags. These garbage bags have miniscule magnets located in the rim. That means, when coupled with Blessed Restraint - brand garbage cans, the bag will never fall in!
I know it sounds too good to be true, but here it is, a garbage bag that will always stay right on the garbage can rim, without falling in or getting closed up.
It is a modern miracle of engineering, and every country simply needs to have them. The garbage bags are sold in bulk, 100,000 for $150,000! Garbage cans are sold 20,000 for $150,000. So have you money ready ladies and gentlemen!
Blessed Restraint is proud to inaugurate the opening of its International Emporium to the public and hopes to sell many a wonderful invention.