The "High Human Culture" Alliance
Tocrowkia
13-05-2005, 06:13
Tocrowkia has become increasingly alarmed at the recent spread of non humans through out the world, Shoobans, Goblins, Imps, What have you. So there fore, The Reich proposes an alliance to stop the spread of these in-human scumbags.
Article 1: The HHCA will establish the idealogly that humans are both physically, and mentally superior to stupid animals such as Shoobans and Goblins.
Article 2: Establishing the belief that humans are the one race created by God in his own image, with Shoobans and Goblins being freaks of nature created by Satan through out the world. Non Religous nations can choose to ignore this.
Article 3: The Crushing of any nation that is largely dominated by sub-human slime such as Shoobans or Goblins, to protect Human culture from the minions of satan.
Article 4: The opening of free trade with all the nations in the HHCA.
Article 5: The Friendship and Comradery of all nations within the HHCA will be mandatory for all those who wish to join.
Members:
Belem
Kanuckistan
13-05-2005, 06:29
OOC:
What tech level is this?
Article 2: Establishing the belief that humans are the one race created by God in his own image, with Shoobans and Goblins being freaks of nature created by Satin through out the world. Non Religous nations can choose to ignore this.
ooc: How dear you libel* fabric, we demand you apologise to the poor satin.
* written slander
Tocrowkia
13-05-2005, 06:33
OOC:
What tech level is this?
MT.
@Theao:
*Flips the bird* :p
Skeelzania
13-05-2005, 06:36
Skeelzania would support this (assuming its FT) except for one glaring mistake. The Book of Spoot quite clearly states that Elves, Gnomes, Orks, Man, and all other races were created by a god-race, in their own respective images. Regarding the Earth-diety known as Satan he is apparently heading up a small angelic commune somewhere in the Perseus Arm (note: the Book of Spoot is always right. Reality is frequently fallible). Thus he could not have created other lesser races. The Book is quite clear on this point, since the cherubic frame of Satan was easily bested by the Great Skeelz in an arm wrestling contest. He does not resemble goblims or Shoobans.
The Bone Mother
13-05-2005, 13:15
Statement from the Czech Fiefdom
Dominion of the Voivode of Prague
The Warlord of the Old World
Are you really that mind-blowing ignorant to ever state such a thing on no single basis of fact?Your outright dangerous declarations and motions are a definable danger to all, and you are very well inchind on conflict with your clearly define intent which can be considered an intent for committing acts of war, and thus clearly acceptible for preemption.
First, tell me how humans are so much more superior than the Old World brothers that have came into this world, such as the Leszi, the Capcuca, the Strigoi, the Spiridus? Can you speak to the forest? Can you carve a mountain into a fortress? Can you understand the pain of two souls, of duality? Can youlie unnoticed, ignored, for centuries? The answer is no to all of these. In many ways, the other races are superior to us. However, many of us szlatcha have understood that the Compact races are equal because we each provide a clearly defined part of society that does not cross into the others. The vassal races not in the compact, which includes such humans as yourself, as well as the Hisii hobgoblins and other slave races, are to be understood that they are inferior in some way to the equal Compact races in some fashion, though that is not a reason for scorn or enslavement, only pity.
But even further, you disrupt international standards of conduct and present an immediate and direct threat to nation's whom support non-humans. Here is the most questionible for your charter.
Article 3: The Crushing of any nation that is largely dominated [Since you are unspecific, we must assume this means a majority.] by sub-human slime such as Shoobans or Goblins, to protect Human culture from the minions of satan.
You clearly denote that you intend to go to war over this, and thus, you are a threat to any nation with a large non-human population. Cease and desist all of your activities that prove your aggression towards non-humans, or the Voivode will be forced to more extreme measures.
Master Chamberlain Grigori Rasputin
Chancellor and Minister to the Voivode of the Czech Fiefdom
http://img72.echo.cx/img72/3126/jhrasputina4hk.jpg
Shazbotdom
13-05-2005, 21:02
The Holy Empire laughs at your attempt to wipe out a group of being greater than your nations size. We stand by everyone, human and non-human alike, in the protection of equal rights, no matter what the being is.
MassPwnage
13-05-2005, 21:39
"Fucking Primate..."-The Great Leader Li
ooc: Tocrowkia, what's your MSN?
Flaming Souls
13-05-2005, 21:55
Galeel Stryer looks at his taller stature, slightly pointed ears, and slight scale development. After this, he looks at his FS Space DL for his birthdate, doing some quick calculations he grins.
"Hey, fuckstick. Why do you say non-humans are bad? I am non-human, and I could whoop up on you.((OOC: A one on one char battle, not nation-nation)) That is sad, because I am 200 years old...and I look damn good."
Kanuckistan
14-05-2005, 02:51
MT.
OOC:
Dang.
*Puts away modified sample of the mutagenic Rainbow Bright Irony 'Virus'*
:p
Blood Moon Goblins
14-05-2005, 03:22
"Oooohhhh, lookit me! Im da big scarey pinkskin! Blah blah blah! I am mentally superior to joo! Fear my mighty pink soft skin! I are all da way mucho better'n joo! Do what I say or I will smite joo! Rawr!"
-Chief Diplomat Gerk, while dancing on desk.
On a side note:
The last humans that invaded Blood Moon didnt fare so well. Your welcomed to try, but dont expect much in the way of mercy. We wont expect any from YOU, in any case.
We view your belatant specisist views idiotic, pointless and asanine. While some non-human races are inferior in certain aspects there are very few, if any non-human races that are entirely inferior to humans. Shoobans would technically qualify as a member of the same genus, the genus Homo, as humans as there has been at least one instance of human/shooban interbreeding reported and documented.
Tocrowkia
14-05-2005, 03:30
"Fucking Primate..."-The Great Leader Li
ooc: Tocrowkia, what's your MSN?
I'll TG it to you if you promise not to go about taking my IC nations attitude about these sort of things into OOC. Not saying you will, I've just had this happen before.
Climbing Roses
14-05-2005, 03:41
Article 2: Establishing the belief that humans are the one race created by God in his own image...
Erm... to exactly which god are you referring? Humans don't even vaguely resemble a lot of the gods I know....
Tocrowkia
14-05-2005, 03:43
Erm... to exactly which god are you referring? Humans don't even vaguely resemble a lot of the gods I know....
OOC: The Judo-Christian/Islam God.
Draconis Federation
14-05-2005, 03:44
Consul Try'uil Riq'tyu Draconis Federation
Blood Moon Goblins, Chief Diplomat Gerk you only prove their point by stooping to their level.
Now Tocrowkia if you are so willing to go to war over such a matter of racial superiority then you are both less then human and a threat to every peace loving race and must be destroyed mercilessly.
We the Dracon are not ones to destroy unneccarily, but if you are so willing to destroy because of species differences, then you are one threat that must be averted at all costs, and that involves your complete conquest and subjucation.
I surmount that an alliance of all free peoples mount an invasion of the nation of Tocrowkia to stop such dangerous ideaConsul Try'uil Riq'tyu Draconis Federation
For the protection of all life, such a threat must not go unanswered.
Consul Try'uil Riq'tyu Draconis Federation
Blood Moon Goblins
14-05-2005, 03:47
OOC:
Check the Non-Human Protection Alliance thread.
Sort-of temporary alliance :P
Draconis Federation
14-05-2005, 04:02
(And where exactly is that, precisely?)
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418999
link to thread
Mini Miehm
14-05-2005, 19:48
The Queen dares you to try human, we live apart and we seek to harm no one, you seek our destruction, try and you will fall.
Communication to Tocrowkia:
The Holy Imperial Empire of Belem offers its full support to this alliance and requests to be accepted as members. However we would like to state that non humans can serve a roll in superior human society as slaves and other beasts of burden and that we should not be so quick to exterminate all of them unless they prove unruly to God's will. We hope to be in further communication with your representatives soon.
His Imperial Highness Emperor Vincent VI
The Holy Office of the Inquisition
The Imperial Council
Tocrowkia
15-05-2005, 01:32
Communication to Tocrowkia:
The Holy Imperial Empire of Belem offers its full support to this alliance and requests to be accepted as members. However we would like to state that non humans can serve a roll in superior human society as slaves and other beasts of burden and that we should not be so quick to exterminate all of them unless they prove unruly to God's will. We hope to be in further communication with your representatives soon.
His Imperial Highness Emperor Vincent VI
The Holy Office of the Inquisition
The Imperial Council
We accept your joining, and thank you for doing so. We also agree that non humans will make good slaves, and point out that we did not exactly preach their extermanation. We thank you again for joining this alliance.
I would like to mention that non-humans form the backbone of many nations and armies and we will fight to ensure it stays that way
"For the good of all goody folk"
High Counciler of Luraur
Taern "Thunderspell" Hornblade
&
Allister Moonbow
Lord Commander of the Shining Host