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The country of hataria has been secretly stealing my goats.. This will not stand as we prepare for war my people prepare for freedom against the tyrant country...

My army consists of..

4 terrorists weilding Aks with 5 bullets and.. sticks
5 muslim gehad bombers wearing medieval armour
2 terrorists driving a milk float painted orange and has MONGORANIANS RULE written on the side..
5 shopping trolleys that are manned by 2 mongeranion legionnaires one pushing the other riding armed with glocks.

GOGOGO TERRO RANGERS

my army is lead by general shuku udder who is trained in the feild of tactical milk float placement and can make little flags with the nations logo on..


OUR PEOPLE SHALL RISE AGAIN MAY ALLAH WATCH OVER OUR DIVINE SOULS AAAAHAHWEFDSFDFF

just gotten word my terrorists are attacking the outskirts of the country, our terros are experts at getting in other country by illegal means.

the legionnaires are attacking a small house west of the capitol in a small village as the rest of our army advance forward taking a cardboard box from ASDA price as there HQ... The milk float crew have attacked 2 cows and a pigeon

+++Transmission To The Government Of Mongorians+++
My nation laughs at your puny attempt to try and wage a war.
We see this as an unnecessary waste of resources.
As a result we will waste resources, and get our Scorpion Youth 321st Divison to quash your "army"
They consist of 15 boys around sixteen years of age...... they are armed with pop guns, and two sticks each.
They are very talented.
You will be defeated.
They will arrive in 5 days time..... told you they were talented
Ministery Of Offense
ScorpionLand Government
+++End Transmission+++

Ignored

Ignored
I shall quash them for you if you wish?

as the hatarian police officers ignore the vandalism 3 of the terros seiged a nearby church taking a man called dave hostage, dave is a 36 year old assistant engineer and has been recently divorced from his wife and prosecuted for herion abuse, our milk float crew arrived at a supermarket and beat up a display stand of tinned oranges they have also stolen 3 tomatoes.

as the hatarian police officers ignore the vandalism 3 of the terros seiged a nearby church taking a man called dave hostage, dave is a 36 year old assistant engineer and has been recently divorced from his wife and prosecuted for herion abuse, our milk float crew arrived at a supermarket and beat up a display stand of tinned oranges they have also stolen 3 tomatoes.

Dude. You can't attack Hataria. He IGNORED you. So any attack you did to him. It will be nothing. It's part of the RP gaming Manuel on the Sticky threads.

+++Transmission To Government Of Mongorians+++
Good Heavens, a WHOLEorange stand.....
That does it.... this monstrosity and opression of human rights cannot go on for much longer.
My scorpion Youth are coming with a vengence
+++End Transmission+++

o.o.c. go on Hataria.... be a sport?

As the small vilage seems to be empty my forces have regrouped and started to advance down a country lane they are coming towards a larger town, the hostage seiged earlier was diabetic and died because my terros didnt know what insulin is..

anyway they take a shed for HQ and await further orders a few have decided to leave the tap on of the nearby house

IGNORED HOW CAN HE IGNORE THE STEALING OF MY GOATS THIS IS WAR IF HE DOESNT RESPOND TO THE ATTACKS THAT IS FINE MY PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM THE CONSCRIPT ARMY ARE BEATEN DAILY SO THEY DONT THINK ABOUT THE GOOD OL COTTON PICKIN DAYS THEY ARE MY PEOPLE THEY WILL BE FREE


and one of my terros has stolen a plastic cricket set and my gehads are playing hit the tree and see how much you can dent it.. general sukur is winning

Mongoranians, do you not understand how an IGNORE works?


Lets go though this step by step.

1. You wage a rather rediculous and moronic war.
2. You state that you invade a nation without actually RPing it (Which is a Godmod)
3. The guy you are attacking says that he IGNROES you.
4. Anything that happens in Steps 1 and 2 are automatically set as NULL AND VOID.
5. Your done.

[Encryted telegram]

Would you like my country to provide mercenaries and ammunition and explosives to your beloved terrorists.

Signed the Roman Dictator

+++Transmission To Government Of Mongorians+++
The Nation of Englerica reccomends that you cease invading.
(However we hear that the milk aisle at the supermarket is a military weak-spot)
+++End Transmission+++

OOC: this has got to be a joke... surely...

and why do n00bs tend to pick on hataria?

im sorry but even if a accepted your generous help they would take months to get there as our postal service isnt very.. good, all gifts need to be sent to our head guru Ahcmar allah islam by letter first as h has to send BACK a confirmation its no point sorry mate..

our terros have advanced on the town and entered a building with the name ARMSTECH written on it inside they have stolen a robotman one of the gehads commit suicide and they have used him to be ROBOTOWELHEAD

ROBOTOWELHEAD has class 4 titanium armour and can travel at a blistering 3 kilometres per hour this is a good find so our terros celebrated by shooting in the air now they have ran out of ammunition..

the terrorists advance slowly with ROBOTOWELHEAD to attack the town hall

and why do n00bs tend to pick on hataria?[/QUOTE]
Why does Hataria Tend to pick on all nations smaller than him..... he is the nOOb.

we killed a homeless person on the way as the police officers are ignoring them the terros continue to invade

OOC: Really, you've been Ignored by Hataria, so this really has no purpose. But if you'd like to learn how to RP properly, a few suggestions:

1. Don't randomly invade people/declare war/nuke someone/declare you have nuclear weapons just yet
2. Look at and read the Stickied Threads at the top of International Incidents (II)
3. Telegram (TG) my nation for any help you might want, for example how to RP properly and begin anew.
5. Actually, ego aside, I'm not the only one. Most players on NS will help you if you just ask nicely and without antagonising them.
6. A personal grievance. No smilies in RP's. THey just look tacky. I mnow you havent used 'em, they just irritate me.

OOC:

Is the only way this guy understands all caps? Well...here I go



MONGORANIANS, LISTEN UP NEWBIE. YOU DO NOT HAVE PEOPLE IN HIS NATION. IF YOU SAY YOU PUT PEOPLE IN HIS NATION WITHOUT ROLE-PLAYING THE INITIAL INVASION THEN THAT IS CALLED A GODMOD AND THE MODERATORS WILL LOOK DOWN UPON YOU FOR THAT. THEY MIGHT ALSO DELETE YOUR NATION. I WOULD STOP WITH WHAT YOU ARE DOING UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR PITIFUL NATION WIPED OFF OF THE NS WORLD!

The only God we follow is ALLAH if allah wants to wish our nation luck and bless my people he may.


teros killed a dog called "crusty" as he tried to sniff one of the gehads special places.. they dont like that

Oh, you people simply aren't taking this for the humour that it is. I laughed when I read these posts, because that's their point -- sarcasm and humour.

i would also like to point out that "ROBOTOWELHEAD" is clearly racism towards certain religous groups in the middle east and other places

i personally have no room for racist crap like this in an otherwise good forum. i mean this OOCly, either clean up or get lost.

moderators have been informed of your clear breach of not only rules, but law.

It was funny up until he got ignored and kept going. If he doesn't stop i'll notify the moderators. This thread is taking up valuable web space.

Oh, you people simply aren't taking this for the humour that it is. I laughed when I read these posts, because that's their point -- sarcasm and humour.
That is so true....... Everone should just lighten up. we don't need to take everything on these forums so seriously, it is a really funny thread so lay of him will you

[comic book guy voice] ooh ooh quickly types up response while waiting for pizza cheese to solidify on hands [/comic book guy voice]

http://img160.echo.cx/img160/5275/worstputobjecthereever2vx.jpg
be a sport attack the guy

You know, the most basic form of terrorism os stealing cars and filling them with at least sub-high explosive bombs. Let me see, mongoria, you drive supermarket shopping carts and go to supermarkets to steal oranges and tomatoes. Let me just say that, YOU ARE THE MOST PATHETIC NATION ON THE NS EARTH!!!

OOC:

Ok this has the be the stupidest thing i have ever seen posted on II.

Ok Mongoranians stop you have been ignored and this is just idiotic.

Ok I got a good laugh but still. lol

My glorious invasion has taken over the town hall the security guards whistled as they wandered off not caring about the waving of firearms around as they attacked the town hall they have stolen a badminton racket and a swingball set found in the lost and found one of the gehads blew himself up next to a cardboard manikin of the nations leader "lord smakeyes" the rest of the army are ridng the vehicles in search of the local army barracks located on a brochure entitled "Best places to take the children" the terrorsits have good morale and have eaten a crow captured with a spoon.

That is so true....... Everone should just lighten up. we don't need to take everything on these forums so seriously, it is a really funny thread so lay of him will you

That is true. Sorry about the last post. I just felt like saying that. ;) Anyway, yes that is true. I did start to laugh a bit when I started reading those posts. Really, robbing supermarkets of 2 oranges and 3 tomatoes isn't really terrorism, but it is funny when people put it seriously. :D But still, some level of seriousness should be enforced.

Alright....i'm notifying the Mods. This is rediculous.

*Sighs*

Well, I tried.

*Sits back and watches the chaos ensue*

Alright....i'm notifying the Mods. This is rediculous.
Too late.

Oh, and this is IGNORED!

Alright....i'm notifying the Mods. This is rediculous.
Thought you done that already

Shazbotdom, i too have notified the moderators for godmoding, poor rping, racism and failing to stop when asked by majority.

it was funny up until "robotowelhead", thats plain discrimination and i personally wont stand for it, no matter who its directed towards.

*Tears*

Best. Thread. Ever.

Mongoranians, feel free to invade me.

please dont take this too seriously its just a simple skirmish.

my troops are nearing the barracks but have been delayed as one of the trolleys has lost a wheel this is a blow for the army although it will teach the terros not to take morrisons trolleys found in a brook.
general uddin is also an expert at trollry repair but needs to send out some terros to find some blue tac and a few bobby pins

as peopl edont like the name ROBOTOWELHEAD he has been renamed to ROBORACIALMINORITYBUTNOTBEINGDESCRIMINIZEDPERSON

please dont take this too seriously its just a simple skirmish.

yeah but you cannot continue and invasion on a country when they ignore you

i admit this is a highly amusing thread, but please keep it innoffensive.

i would go as far as to support this thread if it was rped a bit better.

Your army is pathetic. If one of my Marines (Riconiaa's standard infantry unit) threw a rock or even a smart bomb at your forces it would be enought to enililate you. Please, for your sack, and for RP sake, please upgrade your military before your shopping carts become too rusty to use. :p

i admit this is a highly amusing thread, but please keep it innoffensive.

i would go as far as to support this thread if it was rped a bit better.
How would you suggest he RP it better then?

He could....*shock*....upgrade to a Rover Metro!

Its about as much use as a trolley!

How would you suggest he RP it better then?
If he RPed how his TERRO RANGERS raided the supermarket, leaders of the terro rangers, etc. It would be a really comical RP.

He could....*shock*....upgrade to a Rover Metro!

Its about as much use as a trolley!
OH GOOD GOD, my entire Challanger Three Tank Brigades Flee at Just The Mention Of The Name

He could....*shock*....upgrade to a Rover Metro!

Its about as much use as a trolley!

Until one of my crusader tanks runs over it. :p :eek: Until they see one that actually goes 5 miles in hour. In which a fearless Riconiaan tank division would FLEE IN FEAR!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

:D ;)

he could develop characters and go for a more in depth, subtle comedy style, and make it look, at first glance, like a normal rp. however, on reading, its clearly a joke and this will both develop his rp skills and make a more amusing thread

Send in the...Bulldozers

ok my army now has fixed the trolley and advanced to the barracks they have destroyed all the troops as they stood there taking the punishment like true haratarians if this is there tactic so be it.

general sukur uddin has a grazed knee caused by falling down near the gate, as we have no medically trained troops he will be left to die as the invasion must press on the new general is next in rank "LUITENANT GENERAL CHOI ISLAM" he has been trained to stack card castles in record time and knows the secret to getting a job without the need of accomidation

Send in the...Bulldozers
Oh dear, not them, please not all 34,000 of them again!

Send in the...Bulldozers

No send in, the RC toy cars!!!! That'll work real effective! They could knock the wheels of shopping carts and give the terro rangers little cuts and scratches. Oooh. The pain. :p

Damn that is good!

Look mate, start again, but invade me.

I'll be a sport :D

please develop this into a proper-but-still-comical-and-ignored rp

Oh dear, not them, please not all 34,000 of them again!

Damn straight. Maybe I can dig up my comical aside somewhere...

ok my army now has fixed the trolley and advanced to the barracks they have destroyed all the troops as they stood there taking the punishment like true haratarians if this is there tactic so be it.

general sukur uddin has a grazed knee caused by falling down near the gate, as we have no medically trained troops he will be left to die as the invasion must press on the new general is next in rank "LUITENANT GENERAL CHOI ISLAM" he has been trained to stack card castles in record time and knows the secret to getting a job without the need of accomidation


Yeah, it is sad. If I sent in a 4 year-old kid with a squirt gun it would be able to squirt the next general to death. (a most painfull death) What would you do then?!

If you do invade him, can I participate? This could be fun.

please develop this into a proper-but-still-comical-and-ignored rp
Hey, he is new, you will have to give him more constructive advice

Spell-checker. My advice

Who me?! No, no no no no no no no!! I don't think my super well-trained Special Forces Rangers with M16A1 rifles with attached M203 grenades launchers could possible defeat a poorly armed force of 20 terrorists on shopping carts!!! Let alone my Marines armed with M60 machine guns.

Nah, just kidding. I would be glad to participate if this thread becomes a little more like a proper RP.

my divine army has continued to travel into what seems to be the main capitol as there army doesnt feel like fighting today the TERRO RANGERS walked right by a few of the gehad bombers have stolen a nissan micra collete and are driving straight to the presidentual building.
The rest of the army decide to take HQ in a pasty store north of the target the owners where most hostile and took out one of the terrorists with a broom but hit him with the stick side..
the HQ is plentiful of food as half of the army dine on pastys and drink flat panda pops the rest od the army await orders on ehen to attack and kill the nations leader PRESIDENT SMAKEYES

ok i have to admit Mongoranians you are damn funny lol
but how about instead of attacking Hataria attack Kazakhstania then you will not have all these larger nations breathing down your neck to stop. you would be able to carry on your funny style of RPing!

Y'know, you could use some spelling and punctuation. And Capitlisation.

This is good! I would have fun RPing in this. I will see if a chalk of Rangers from the 4th Special-Forces SOAR will be able to stop such a terrible threat to bring peace. I think i'll join in on this for some fun.

I'll join in tomorrow if this hasnt been deated or closed.

Same. Let's see if this thread is not lost to cyberspace by tomarrow morning. :)

develop it more, like for your hilarious tree-denting contest say;

"he fashioned a podium from his ammounted wood chippings, and graciously clambered to the top. His riteous followers bowed in unison, as the holy ruler was used to measure his unbeatable achievement. Chants resounded, and stopped suddenly, as the second in command called out the result. 4.2mm.

He raised the cricket bat above his head in victory, the immense cheer knocking him over. The fight against evil would continue, but now... now its nap time."

something like that. nothing special, just detailed.

My forces have kicked down the doors to the presidentiual building and have captured the President Smackeyes hataria is at its knees my army will finally liberate its oppression and be free again... wait..


Ok i just got a special telegraph reading
"Sorry mate it was me who borrowed your goat i needed it to pull my cart as mine broke down really really sorry please dont behead me"

Ok i will pull back my elite force I WILL VEIW THIS AS NOT A DEFEAT BUT A KINDA DRAW GAME LIKE ON SMASH BROS BUT I HAVE MORE LITTLE STARS NEXT TO MY CHARACTER WITCH MEANS I ACTUALLY WIN OR SOMETHING


YOU HAVE GOTTEN LUCKY HATARTIAITARIAIRAIRIARIA


my army will be showered in pretzels and will be viewed as national heroes MAY ALLAH BLESS US ALL

very good. i suggest a repeat against someone else, with a more detailed style of rp

What part of "IGNORED", also known as "I don't want to play with you," was not clear?

Keep this sort of thing up and I will be very strongly inclined to classify it as harassing another poster.