The Holy Womble
10-05-2005, 17:23
Womble News reports: Holy Womble to end isolationist policy
In a move unprecedented in its history, the Free Land of the Holy Womble has issued a call for international assistance in the form of military, economic and diplomatic advisors.
"It is time for us to change our ways", declared the nation's leader, Great Uncle Bulgaria. last night. "The Holy Womble's isolationist stance has taken a heavy toll on both our economy and our diplomatic relations with the neighboring countries. Domestic issues are important, but we need to finally integrate ourselves into the global economy."
The main obstacle on The Holy Womble's path to international recognition remains, however, it's lack of qualified personnel. The nation's diplomats and officials are extremely inexperienced in the matters of world politics and are rumored to be lacking even the most basic understanding of the diplomatic game.
"We are a great nation" commented the Holy Womble's foreign minister madam Cholet. "We are wealthy and technologically advanced- and yet when it comes to understanding and applying the international law, we are lagging far behind the nations who are less developed than we are. This has got to end".
With the help of the international community, The Holy Womble is hoping to rehabilitate its crippled diplomacy and re-establish itself on the world scene with pride.
Uncle Bulgaria, believed to be one of the greatest Great Uncles in the history of the nation, has vowed to stay up all night long, expecting telegramms from the nations willing to provide assistance.
In a move unprecedented in its history, the Free Land of the Holy Womble has issued a call for international assistance in the form of military, economic and diplomatic advisors.
"It is time for us to change our ways", declared the nation's leader, Great Uncle Bulgaria. last night. "The Holy Womble's isolationist stance has taken a heavy toll on both our economy and our diplomatic relations with the neighboring countries. Domestic issues are important, but we need to finally integrate ourselves into the global economy."
The main obstacle on The Holy Womble's path to international recognition remains, however, it's lack of qualified personnel. The nation's diplomats and officials are extremely inexperienced in the matters of world politics and are rumored to be lacking even the most basic understanding of the diplomatic game.
"We are a great nation" commented the Holy Womble's foreign minister madam Cholet. "We are wealthy and technologically advanced- and yet when it comes to understanding and applying the international law, we are lagging far behind the nations who are less developed than we are. This has got to end".
With the help of the international community, The Holy Womble is hoping to rehabilitate its crippled diplomacy and re-establish itself on the world scene with pride.
Uncle Bulgaria, believed to be one of the greatest Great Uncles in the history of the nation, has vowed to stay up all night long, expecting telegramms from the nations willing to provide assistance.