United Orange Chicken
10-05-2005, 04:11
THE KINGDOM of United Orange Chicken
Headquarters/Log/Important Facts Book
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Leader - Alexander Miscione
Type of Leadership - Nice and Understanding Dictator ;)
Personal issues Leader brings into Government: :eek:
(1) Banning of Harry Potter books, immediate Execution if you read it.
(2) Spirituality that searches for truth of the one God and not religion.
(3) Funk/Soul/HipHop/Rock/Techno/Classical Music is required listening.
(4) Active and -=Required=- Pursuit of knowledge for all citizens.
United Orange Chicken's Constitution:
:cool: http://s7.invisionfree.com/NS_Constitutions/index.php?showtopic=13&st=0#entry1800343
Region of the World: Big House (aka Casa Grande)
The Government Endorses:
All regions of relating to Italy, Sicily, The Roman Empire
All regions relating to New York, & California
All regions relating to Christian belief and culture
:Current Military Situation:
The government has been purchasing gigantic droid and clone armies. Weapons are being bought from weapon manufacturing nations, naval power has been bought, space naval power has been bought, and inner-atmosphere air force power has been bought. After the huge economy boost we've had recently, the government plans to expand even more.
Known Terrorist Organizations
(1) International Revolutionary Commandos (IRC)
This group is for revolutions, and against unjustice to the masses.
---This group was regretfully executed by the government after they launched a huge international attack resulting in 2 revolutions of other countries, and thousands dead, and many more thousands ill. Rumors are that there are a few IRC still alive being sheltered by the government.
(2) The 2 Tribes
When the Disputted Territories of United Orange Chicken was uniting, these were the two MAIN tribes that stood in the area, and fought back forcefully. As of June 15th, they have all been slaughtered.
(3) Really Crazy Breakdancers (RCB)
The really crazy breakdancers having claimed credit for the murder of a record company's PR assistant, and record executive for "being biased". Also 3 murders are linked to the RCB crew. This group has been forced to go through the national "Success" class, intense mental torture, followed by "Intense Mental Therapy." Now, they mostly get high all day and goto breakdance competitions, so we dont really care about them anymore.
(4) Forceful Territory - a group that talks and talks and talks all about how, they know a legal way to take over other peoples lands. They killed some random guy to gain attention, then disbanded when we searched for their members. Although the public believes they are long gone, the government has reason to believe they are regrouping. Those Mofos!
(5) Passion Mafia - The only group alive and flourishing today within United Orange Chicken's borders. This is a group of ONLY Sicilian/Italian men who run good chunks of the underground. It's numbers are large, and a many of their members are successful business owners. As of yet, not much violence has resulted in their existance, on the exception of individuals. These individuals are incarcerated. Many morality groups however, blame them for the rising crime rate among teens.
Altered States of Consciousness License
Otherwise known as, "getting high". United Orange Chicken believes that getting high is a natural, and creative gift that we as people can use. Although, when overused, or used in the wrong way, it can be very dangerous. Nationally Approved Methods of getting high are:
1a. The Alexander Technique (Getting high without drugs)
2a. Drugs (Substances, foods, plants, and liquids that effect your body balance)
2b. Alcohol (Liquid that effects the chemical balance of your body)
In order to use any of these modalities of highness, you need to acquire the National Altered States of Consciousness License. All you have to do is go in, watch 2 or 3 movies, hear a lecture, read a little packet, and take a test. Pass the test with a 70% and/or above, and you get your license. Reupdate of license every 25 years.
The selling of Alcohol and Drugs is a privallege given to only few businesses. You can also get higher grade from the hospitals and medicinal centers for a higher price. Prisoners also get Federal Grade weed, and LSD in extremely small amounts once a month.
Nightclubs and Parties
All parties and nightclubs are legal, appreciated, and promoted. Noise complaints generally arent recieved, because people of all ages in our country love to party. That and, there is a 75 dollar fee to pay the police to lodge a noise complaint, and 5 dollars extra to break up the party. But people have lost faith in that system, because regularly, the police go to break it up, and end up in the party themselves.
Citizen Weaponry
License required for any weapon. Except for the black market, naturally.
Headquarters/Log/Important Facts Book
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Leader - Alexander Miscione
Type of Leadership - Nice and Understanding Dictator ;)
Personal issues Leader brings into Government: :eek:
(1) Banning of Harry Potter books, immediate Execution if you read it.
(2) Spirituality that searches for truth of the one God and not religion.
(3) Funk/Soul/HipHop/Rock/Techno/Classical Music is required listening.
(4) Active and -=Required=- Pursuit of knowledge for all citizens.
United Orange Chicken's Constitution:
:cool: http://s7.invisionfree.com/NS_Constitutions/index.php?showtopic=13&st=0#entry1800343
Region of the World: Big House (aka Casa Grande)
The Government Endorses:
All regions of relating to Italy, Sicily, The Roman Empire
All regions relating to New York, & California
All regions relating to Christian belief and culture
:Current Military Situation:
The government has been purchasing gigantic droid and clone armies. Weapons are being bought from weapon manufacturing nations, naval power has been bought, space naval power has been bought, and inner-atmosphere air force power has been bought. After the huge economy boost we've had recently, the government plans to expand even more.
Known Terrorist Organizations
(1) International Revolutionary Commandos (IRC)
This group is for revolutions, and against unjustice to the masses.
---This group was regretfully executed by the government after they launched a huge international attack resulting in 2 revolutions of other countries, and thousands dead, and many more thousands ill. Rumors are that there are a few IRC still alive being sheltered by the government.
(2) The 2 Tribes
When the Disputted Territories of United Orange Chicken was uniting, these were the two MAIN tribes that stood in the area, and fought back forcefully. As of June 15th, they have all been slaughtered.
(3) Really Crazy Breakdancers (RCB)
The really crazy breakdancers having claimed credit for the murder of a record company's PR assistant, and record executive for "being biased". Also 3 murders are linked to the RCB crew. This group has been forced to go through the national "Success" class, intense mental torture, followed by "Intense Mental Therapy." Now, they mostly get high all day and goto breakdance competitions, so we dont really care about them anymore.
(4) Forceful Territory - a group that talks and talks and talks all about how, they know a legal way to take over other peoples lands. They killed some random guy to gain attention, then disbanded when we searched for their members. Although the public believes they are long gone, the government has reason to believe they are regrouping. Those Mofos!
(5) Passion Mafia - The only group alive and flourishing today within United Orange Chicken's borders. This is a group of ONLY Sicilian/Italian men who run good chunks of the underground. It's numbers are large, and a many of their members are successful business owners. As of yet, not much violence has resulted in their existance, on the exception of individuals. These individuals are incarcerated. Many morality groups however, blame them for the rising crime rate among teens.
Altered States of Consciousness License
Otherwise known as, "getting high". United Orange Chicken believes that getting high is a natural, and creative gift that we as people can use. Although, when overused, or used in the wrong way, it can be very dangerous. Nationally Approved Methods of getting high are:
1a. The Alexander Technique (Getting high without drugs)
2a. Drugs (Substances, foods, plants, and liquids that effect your body balance)
2b. Alcohol (Liquid that effects the chemical balance of your body)
In order to use any of these modalities of highness, you need to acquire the National Altered States of Consciousness License. All you have to do is go in, watch 2 or 3 movies, hear a lecture, read a little packet, and take a test. Pass the test with a 70% and/or above, and you get your license. Reupdate of license every 25 years.
The selling of Alcohol and Drugs is a privallege given to only few businesses. You can also get higher grade from the hospitals and medicinal centers for a higher price. Prisoners also get Federal Grade weed, and LSD in extremely small amounts once a month.
Nightclubs and Parties
All parties and nightclubs are legal, appreciated, and promoted. Noise complaints generally arent recieved, because people of all ages in our country love to party. That and, there is a 75 dollar fee to pay the police to lodge a noise complaint, and 5 dollars extra to break up the party. But people have lost faith in that system, because regularly, the police go to break it up, and end up in the party themselves.
Citizen Weaponry
License required for any weapon. Except for the black market, naturally.