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United Orange Chicken
10-05-2005, 04:11
THE KINGDOM of United Orange Chicken

Headquarters/Log/Important Facts Book
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Leader - Alexander Miscione
Type of Leadership - Nice and Understanding Dictator ;)

Personal issues Leader brings into Government: :eek:
(1) Banning of Harry Potter books, immediate Execution if you read it.
(2) Spirituality that searches for truth of the one God and not religion.
(3) Funk/Soul/HipHop/Rock/Techno/Classical Music is required listening.
(4) Active and -=Required=- Pursuit of knowledge for all citizens.

United Orange Chicken's Constitution:
:cool: http://s7.invisionfree.com/NS_Constitutions/index.php?showtopic=13&st=0#entry1800343

Region of the World: Big House (aka Casa Grande)

The Government Endorses:
All regions of relating to Italy, Sicily, The Roman Empire
All regions relating to New York, & California
All regions relating to Christian belief and culture



:Current Military Situation:
The government has been purchasing gigantic droid and clone armies. Weapons are being bought from weapon manufacturing nations, naval power has been bought, space naval power has been bought, and inner-atmosphere air force power has been bought. After the huge economy boost we've had recently, the government plans to expand even more.

Known Terrorist Organizations
(1) International Revolutionary Commandos (IRC)
This group is for revolutions, and against unjustice to the masses.
---This group was regretfully executed by the government after they launched a huge international attack resulting in 2 revolutions of other countries, and thousands dead, and many more thousands ill. Rumors are that there are a few IRC still alive being sheltered by the government.

(2) The 2 Tribes
When the Disputted Territories of United Orange Chicken was uniting, these were the two MAIN tribes that stood in the area, and fought back forcefully. As of June 15th, they have all been slaughtered.


(3) Really Crazy Breakdancers (RCB)
The really crazy breakdancers having claimed credit for the murder of a record company's PR assistant, and record executive for "being biased". Also 3 murders are linked to the RCB crew. This group has been forced to go through the national "Success" class, intense mental torture, followed by "Intense Mental Therapy." Now, they mostly get high all day and goto breakdance competitions, so we dont really care about them anymore.

(4) Forceful Territory - a group that talks and talks and talks all about how, they know a legal way to take over other peoples lands. They killed some random guy to gain attention, then disbanded when we searched for their members. Although the public believes they are long gone, the government has reason to believe they are regrouping. Those Mofos!

(5) Passion Mafia - The only group alive and flourishing today within United Orange Chicken's borders. This is a group of ONLY Sicilian/Italian men who run good chunks of the underground. It's numbers are large, and a many of their members are successful business owners. As of yet, not much violence has resulted in their existance, on the exception of individuals. These individuals are incarcerated. Many morality groups however, blame them for the rising crime rate among teens.

Altered States of Consciousness License
Otherwise known as, "getting high". United Orange Chicken believes that getting high is a natural, and creative gift that we as people can use. Although, when overused, or used in the wrong way, it can be very dangerous. Nationally Approved Methods of getting high are:
1a. The Alexander Technique (Getting high without drugs)
2a. Drugs (Substances, foods, plants, and liquids that effect your body balance)
2b. Alcohol (Liquid that effects the chemical balance of your body)

In order to use any of these modalities of highness, you need to acquire the National Altered States of Consciousness License. All you have to do is go in, watch 2 or 3 movies, hear a lecture, read a little packet, and take a test. Pass the test with a 70% and/or above, and you get your license. Reupdate of license every 25 years.

The selling of Alcohol and Drugs is a privallege given to only few businesses. You can also get higher grade from the hospitals and medicinal centers for a higher price. Prisoners also get Federal Grade weed, and LSD in extremely small amounts once a month.


Nightclubs and Parties

All parties and nightclubs are legal, appreciated, and promoted. Noise complaints generally arent recieved, because people of all ages in our country love to party. That and, there is a 75 dollar fee to pay the police to lodge a noise complaint, and 5 dollars extra to break up the party. But people have lost faith in that system, because regularly, the police go to break it up, and end up in the party themselves.

Citizen Weaponry
License required for any weapon. Except for the black market, naturally.
United Orange Chicken
12-05-2005, 02:42
National News Log:

This Post is a log of the most impactful news situations
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Navy Being Built: This Day on May 11th, The Government of United Orange Chicken dedicates 20 billion dollars of it's money rationed for military, to what will now be,
"The Free Lands of United Orange Chicken Royale Navy", and the promise of 2 million per week after that.

Orange Chickens in Space: May 12th, United Orange Chicken has dedicated imense amounts of money to space programs. By May 18th we will have exploration vessels IN space. In June, we start buying Combat vessels for our new Space Navy. In late June, we will open many factories, one of which a Ship Yard in outerspace, to create more space vehicles.

United Orange Chicken Armed!

This Sunday, it was confirmed that United Orange Chicken has 3 nuclear weapons within it's possesion. General Mosckof told the media, "You can be guarented that these weapons will only be used as threats, defense, or in extremely desperate times of very large war. We will keep in mind international policy before any deployment. And our people are safe from it, as they are being held in a secret facility with Outer Walls of 13foot thick of cement. If it did blow, we would loose a lot of money from having had to build the facility, but atleast no cities would be harmed, and the damadge contained."

Pimplike gift given to Region Mates
Alexander Miscione told the media today, "We had... a few more nuclear weapons than we could handle. So, we have given ... this might be a bit hard to believe... 200 nuclear weapons to
The Holy Empire of The Andrewian Nations
as well as
The Scared Children Cry Because of Kamakazies.
These two countries are doing whatever they want with it. That's all for now. God Bless."

Terrorist Group The International Revolutionary Commandos launched an extremely large attack on many forieng nations. Our leader, Alexander Miscione was pressured into executing the head leaders. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8959070#post8959070

REBELS DESTROYED! REBELS DESTROYED! THE 2 NOMADIC TRIBES GONE! NUCLEAR BOMB!

Just hours ago, the government of the Kingdom of United Orange Chicken released that it had detonated one of it's suitcase nuclear weapons siezed from the International Revolutionary Commando's terrorist group. With one operative that has been undercover for months, and an operation even older, not only was the Sediac Tribe completely destroyed by the nuclear weapon, all of our starships, and half of our Terminator unit, and 25% of our clone troopers surrounded the strong hold city of Mashtoite. Mashtoite houses the Mecridic tribe. Other legions of clones, and our entire inner-atmosphere airforce struck the purely nomadic Mecridic people. No prisoners were taken. Which means the Mecridic and Sediac tribes have been completely slaughtered. Justice has finally been served to the tribe that resisted the peaceful uniting of the Territories of United Orange Chicken. When United Orange Chicken became the Free Lands of United Orange Chicken, these tribes struck hard. The government had to centralize again and unite a 2nd time to become the Dominion of United Orange Chicken. After some millitary skirmishes, and countless ambushes on our country, we have finally destroyed ALL opposition in our area and the title "Kingdom of United Orange Chicken" is approved by our leader, Alexander Miscione. This is a great day in our history. June 15th, 2005.

Things seem more grim on international territories, as growing tension and rumors of Civil War within the region Big House seem more evident and taunting. A huge re-write of the system of our nation is underway, most likely within 2 days.

June 23rd Update!
AMAZING! Many new things have happened to the Nation of United Orange Chicken! The biggest first! Due to regionmate's inactivity, Alexander Miscione choose to move the nation OUT of "Big House", and into the Star Wars based region "The Galactic Senate."

Second biggest thing, The Kingdom Of United Orange Chicken has built a series of factories and shipyards. the link is here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread...396#post9123396

Lastly, United Orange Chicken has entered a number of RP's in the Galactic Senate, which resulted in the first ever Space Battle, and ground battle (except for the nomadic tribes,)! The Mongolian Spice, Correllian Gunship helped the CIS army take over a group of astroids, and their people called the Silken. The Empire has also donated -=7=- Imperial Customs ships, and -=2=- Carrack Cruiser battleships!

New National Currency! June 26th: Hair is no more! No more hair! No more Hair! This is the news spreading throughout United Orange Chicken. After sooo many thoughts on what would make United Orange Chicken a much more happy place, we have switched our currency to :Intense Orgasm: You heard right! In order to buy that coffe, you will need 3 Intense Orgasms! In order to buy that car, you will need to give 14,634 orgasms, including the Intense Orgasms your bank lent you! Here's to a happier Orange Chicken! :fluffle:
United Orange Chicken
12-05-2005, 03:06
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Frisbeeteria
12-05-2005, 03:12
RP threads do not belong in Gameplay. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/moved_sm.jpg to II.
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16-05-2005, 01:18
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