Rtongotongobad
09-05-2005, 10:48
Prologue:
http://vitabellum.gavrilo.net/newsfeed.htm
BREAKING NEWS: KOHL DISMISSED
For some time, the venerated Elect Citizen of the CFA, Mr. Kohl, has displayed a severe illusion of belief. He has started to believe that he is Gerard Klingenberg, the UN delegate of the Holy Empire of Kroppsj. Untill recently, he was allowed this excentrism. But yesterdays incident, where Kohl declared holy war on the autonymous republic of Rtongotongobad, "in the name of the Empire of Kroppsj", has forced the Cabinet of Foreign Affairs to dismiss Kohl from his former position as EC of CFA. Jallabye Hrome will become new EC of the CFA, hopefully she doesn't develope similar excentrisms. Kohl is reportedly currently applying for a Kroppsj citizenship, fleeing the wrath of "Public Dope Growers Association in Support of Rtongotongobad", who threatens him that their associates will "pinch out his holy soul through his asshole" if they ever meets upon him again. -VBTB
Regional Telex in reply to the incident, 24 hours later.
From: President Mtome Tomb, Republic of Rtongotongobad.
To: Zie Region
We, the glorious Rtongotongobad, hereby announce that we respond to the grave threat to our freedom Vitabellum represents, and have thus mobilized our cavalry and infantry. We most sternly warn any other regional nations to interfere into this most private conflict, and could use a little bit of support.
Mr Klingenberg/Kohl has insulted us one last time, and we hereby declare that we shallt not rest untill we have rooted this evil that is called Vitabellians out of the world, common ideas about druglaws or neigh.
Our magnificent forces parades today in the streets of our invincible capital, Bad.
Know this, Jesse Custer: We shallt eraze thy so-called army off the face of the earth before ye notice!
Yours faitfully, President Mtome Tomb, proud member of the International Christian Church of Lies.
The Newsfeed on the Vitabellian Responce:
BREAKING NEWS: RTONGOTONGOBAD MOBILIZES ON VITABELLUM
Alarming news is just in: Mtome Tomb, President of the rogue republic Rtongotongobad have declared that they will not ignore the stray war declaration former EC Kohl managed to concieve in his madness. The Free Units are currently organizing a search for Mr. Kohl, to interrogate him, and intercept him before leaves Vitabellum. Preliminary diplomatic offences have failed, and it seems that Rt'ggbadin cavalry and early strike forces will attack in five hours. Some defence analysts indicate tiny Rtongotongobad have prepared the current army only for the war they intend to take onto Vitabellum soil. Every patriotic and peaceloving citizen is asked to do whatever he can do, to stem this tide of fire that will soon sweep over us and our families.
ECCW Jesse Custer had this comment for us when he hurried out of the house of the Cabinet of War: "Bring yer knife and som' foodstuffs, this is goin' to be a long nit'".
ECCFA Jallabye Hrome begs for support from the other nations of Zie Region to stop this madness, and CECJ Alice Cooper have handed over the CJ Free Units to CW Free Units duty.
The First Move:
Somewhere on the border between Rtongotongobad and Vitabellum:
A cavalry unit thunders down the dirttrack. The banner bears the Rtongotongobad National Symbol, "the Logical Rectangle". The Commander overlooks his troops for the last time. This is it, this is not longer training. The soldiers checks their rifles and sables a last time.
"You know, Chuck, I kind of don't like going to war against those psyko hippies" one of the soldiers tells the other while spitting out the remains of his tobacco.
"Yeah, I know what you mean. They're kind of creepy, with all that anarchism and atheism and stuff".
"but wouldn th'..." The commander cuts off the conversation.
"This is it, boys. Lets go in!"
The units begins to move again, and so does one hundred others too
http://vitabellum.gavrilo.net/newsfeed.htm
BREAKING NEWS: KOHL DISMISSED
For some time, the venerated Elect Citizen of the CFA, Mr. Kohl, has displayed a severe illusion of belief. He has started to believe that he is Gerard Klingenberg, the UN delegate of the Holy Empire of Kroppsj. Untill recently, he was allowed this excentrism. But yesterdays incident, where Kohl declared holy war on the autonymous republic of Rtongotongobad, "in the name of the Empire of Kroppsj", has forced the Cabinet of Foreign Affairs to dismiss Kohl from his former position as EC of CFA. Jallabye Hrome will become new EC of the CFA, hopefully she doesn't develope similar excentrisms. Kohl is reportedly currently applying for a Kroppsj citizenship, fleeing the wrath of "Public Dope Growers Association in Support of Rtongotongobad", who threatens him that their associates will "pinch out his holy soul through his asshole" if they ever meets upon him again. -VBTB
Regional Telex in reply to the incident, 24 hours later.
From: President Mtome Tomb, Republic of Rtongotongobad.
To: Zie Region
We, the glorious Rtongotongobad, hereby announce that we respond to the grave threat to our freedom Vitabellum represents, and have thus mobilized our cavalry and infantry. We most sternly warn any other regional nations to interfere into this most private conflict, and could use a little bit of support.
Mr Klingenberg/Kohl has insulted us one last time, and we hereby declare that we shallt not rest untill we have rooted this evil that is called Vitabellians out of the world, common ideas about druglaws or neigh.
Our magnificent forces parades today in the streets of our invincible capital, Bad.
Know this, Jesse Custer: We shallt eraze thy so-called army off the face of the earth before ye notice!
Yours faitfully, President Mtome Tomb, proud member of the International Christian Church of Lies.
The Newsfeed on the Vitabellian Responce:
BREAKING NEWS: RTONGOTONGOBAD MOBILIZES ON VITABELLUM
Alarming news is just in: Mtome Tomb, President of the rogue republic Rtongotongobad have declared that they will not ignore the stray war declaration former EC Kohl managed to concieve in his madness. The Free Units are currently organizing a search for Mr. Kohl, to interrogate him, and intercept him before leaves Vitabellum. Preliminary diplomatic offences have failed, and it seems that Rt'ggbadin cavalry and early strike forces will attack in five hours. Some defence analysts indicate tiny Rtongotongobad have prepared the current army only for the war they intend to take onto Vitabellum soil. Every patriotic and peaceloving citizen is asked to do whatever he can do, to stem this tide of fire that will soon sweep over us and our families.
ECCW Jesse Custer had this comment for us when he hurried out of the house of the Cabinet of War: "Bring yer knife and som' foodstuffs, this is goin' to be a long nit'".
ECCFA Jallabye Hrome begs for support from the other nations of Zie Region to stop this madness, and CECJ Alice Cooper have handed over the CJ Free Units to CW Free Units duty.
The First Move:
Somewhere on the border between Rtongotongobad and Vitabellum:
A cavalry unit thunders down the dirttrack. The banner bears the Rtongotongobad National Symbol, "the Logical Rectangle". The Commander overlooks his troops for the last time. This is it, this is not longer training. The soldiers checks their rifles and sables a last time.
"You know, Chuck, I kind of don't like going to war against those psyko hippies" one of the soldiers tells the other while spitting out the remains of his tobacco.
"Yeah, I know what you mean. They're kind of creepy, with all that anarchism and atheism and stuff".
"but wouldn th'..." The commander cuts off the conversation.
"This is it, boys. Lets go in!"
The units begins to move again, and so does one hundred others too