NationStates Jolt Archive


come rp please (story inside)

Baridian
08-05-2005, 18:12
(newscaster)
Hello, and welcome to the chanel 6 news. Today our top story is the story of the dissaperance of many farmers and farm animals. Apperantly, something has been killing all of them and dragging there bodies out into the woods.
as the tv screen turned off, the commander turned to his five commandoes.
ok, commandoes. You heard it. You will go into the forest, find the bodies, and get out of there. We are calling all neighboring countries to assist us.
(please list wat men you are sending and name wat equipment they are bringing.)
Theao
08-05-2005, 18:15
ooc: what tech is this?
Glen River
08-05-2005, 18:24
+++ Offical Broadcast To The Governemnt of Baridian +++
Before you jump to err.... conclusions, it was not our err.... trained haggis that err...... has attacked you population.
Our err..... Trained haggis are perfectly err..... harmless.
We have no err. involvement with the err........ issue.
(looking around room in a nervous manner)

Minstry Of Foreign Affairs
Glen River

+++ From Government Of Glen River +++
Baridian
08-05-2005, 18:27
The names of the soldiers were as followed:
Commander Luxion Diggums, sargent Girnuis furnic, commandoes Suller Tibinger, Ribinger Kihjig, and Linus Wilchin. they all carried an ak47 with 20 bullet cases (each holding 100 bullets), a few hunting knives, a bow with 100 iron arrows in a quiver, a survival backpack, (food for a week, a few blankets, and a first aid kit) a gps, a portable laptop, a cell phone, a change of clothes, and bullet proof canteens.
Baridian
08-05-2005, 18:28
ooc: what tech is this?
This is today tech
Baridian
08-05-2005, 18:32
-to government of glen river-
We never suspected your animals of such a hanius crime. Why are you so nervious?
Glen River
08-05-2005, 18:32
You are not suggesting my haggis have done this are you?
Baridian
08-05-2005, 18:34
-to the government of Glen River-
I assure you that we do not think you did it.
Lord Blues
08-05-2005, 18:43
The Holy Empire certainly did not send zombies captured from Leafanistan to attack your people! Why, the very implication of this would mean tha- what? What do you mean they didn't accuse us? They didn't figure it out?! Perf- shit, is this thing still on?!

- Khouran Ba'an, Secretary of Handling Accusations

Secret IC: Spysat1 moves over Baridian
Baridian
08-05-2005, 19:11
are there any nations nice enough to send support?