NationStates Jolt Archive

ok listen up yall.

we dictators have been looked down upon by the free nations for years!
and why you may ask?
some think its beacause we shot their brains out yet, :sniper: :mp5:
but the reason is that we havent become a team yet!
we need to ban together, if we did we would be the most powerful thing in this world! (and sorry to get out of character but we might get added to the navigation bar!)
can you see your country in its prime?
i can make it better!

I am matthew raynor and i want to make this world a great dictatorship!

(signed matthew raynor dictator and allmightyruler of Sephirodevlina)

Message from Last Lake City in the Inland Desert:

No free nation or territory would bow to your hollow delusion. The world is, and shall remain, free.

Statement released by Emperor Ryler III:

'dude. the world isnt as free as you seen to think. about 50% of the world is dictatorships. wait... stop waving your arms around, i can see you perfectly fine. what did you want to tell me? whats that? only 12%? Um... never mind.'

well emporer you may think this is a joke but i think you are a joke you cant even spell your title you fool!
and you you freedom obsessed little ingrate! nothing will stop me and my fellow dictators from ruling your misbegotten pile of crap that you call a country!

Last Lake City:
You assume we call this misbegotten pile of crap a country. Indeed, your term fits it much better. However, I think the mandatory gun ownership, survivalistic mentality, and neccesity for daily homicide makes us well able to stand up to you and any nation stupid enough to trust a sociopath such as yourself.

Cheers, sandspit.

...and you you freedom obsessed little ingrate! nothing will stop me and my fellow dictators from ruling your misbegotten pile of crap that you call a country!

I believe Malkyer qualifies as 'freedom obsessed,' though we are not ingrates; we are quite thankful for our freedoms.

You really think your little tinpot dictatorship can threaten the established free nations of the world? Fine. Challenge accepted. Sound the horns, muster your armies, and bring them to Malkyer. We look forward to it.

Emperor Dayan Saarad I

Nebarri is and always has been a dictatorship and will do anything to stay that way. but you matthew raynor are a fool. to try this is insane and we will help anyone you attack.

Emperor Keller

As Le Ministre heard the news from the major domo now producing a glass of chardonnay, he laughed a little, shook his head and just sipped the wine.

An unmarked package addressed to Matthew Raynor arrives at his place of residence in the middle of the night.
Excerpt from NS History

Please reference here (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/GDODAD) to see how such an idea has panned out in the past. On an interesting side note, the GDODAD was about the best Dictatorship alliance I have ever seen, and see how well it worked?

From: The Office of Foriegn Affairs
To: All Dictators

An alliance amoung dictators is like an alliance amoung cannibals. It would never work. The problem is, in their quest for power all dictators seek in one way or another to rule the world. If world conquest is achieved, then who will rule the world? Which dictator? There cannot be a multigovernment between the alliance, why? Because dictators don't believe in democracy, dictators don't believe in fair elections, and dictators don't share power. They would be a massive civil war, and in the end, none of you would win and democracy would rise up again.

Really, while Jagada is not a progressive society, we do not believe in sending the world back thousands of years.

From: The Office of Foriegn Affairs
To: All Dictators

An alliance amoung dictators is like an alliance amoung cannibals. It would never work. The problem is, in their quest for power all dictators seek in one way or another to rule the world. If world conquest is achieved, then who will rule the world? Which dictator? There cannot be a multigovernment between the alliance, why? Because dictators don't believe in democracy, dictators don't believe in fair elections, and dictators don't share power. They would be a massive civil war, and in the end, none of you would win and democracy would rise up again.

Really, while Jagada is not a progressive society, we do not believe in sending the world back thousands of years.

From the desk of Lance Rizer:

Why do you mock me by grouping me with the rest of these monsters?
In a literal sense I am a dictator - I seek to own the world, my word is law, force is peace - but I do it for the betterment of the people. While others would slaughter the civilians of a country to weaken their spirit, I would ask them to join, and if they refused I woukd destroy their military. Should my word displease a majority of the people, I would change it for their happiness.
I happily carry the title Dictator to change the worlds view of the stereotypical evil, and I hope to find others like me who would change the world in such a way.

Office Communication from The Dictatorship of Automail,

The statements made by Nissin are correct and should be taken in mind. Not all Dictatorships are "evil" in the general definition of the word. Several Dictatorships, such as mine, seek to establish a strong and stable state. Every Democracy or Republic must understand and must accept that Democracy is not always the solution to a peoples problems. Democracy is, in most cases, a short term method to aiding a peoples. Sometimes the iron rule of one man or woman is needed to ensure a peoples know their place and attempt to be productive in todays world. Several nations who proclaim to be "democracies" have no problem supporting dictatorships to achieve their own objects and interests.

I support any move for dictators to band together. It is a fallasy that we all seek world domination - I just seek control over my people. The Terran Empire (when and if it takes off) holds these views dearly.

T.R. Cairo
Magna Cartman President

ok listen up yall.

we dictators have been looked down upon by the free nations for years!
and why you may ask?
some think its beacause we shot their brains out yet, :sniper: :mp5:
but the reason is that we havent become a team yet!
we need to ban together, if we did we would be the most powerful thing in this world! (and sorry to get out of character but we might get added to the navigation bar!)
can you see your country in its prime?
i can make it better!

I am matthew raynor and i want to make this world a great dictatorship!

(signed matthew raynor dictator and allmightyruler of Sephirodevlina)


OOC:
There is an alliance of dictators already.......GDODAD. Although it no longer is as active and once reknowned as it one had been, it still exists. The members who remain it are true to their principles and old time gamers. Those who remain in GDODAD are true dictators that withstood time and the trials of this game.

If you are serious about dictatorships, then perhaps you should consider joining the best of the best.

Please reference here (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/GDODAD) to see how such an idea has panned out in the past. On an interesting side note, the GDODAD was about the best Dictatorship alliance I have ever seen, and see how well it worked?


OOC:
GDODAD was quite successful in it's earliest days. Now and days, it's not as role play based and active as it had once been, but the powers within the alliance are still quite a force to try and reckon with.

i could gun down each and everyone of you.
you and your little armies trying to defeat me? hah!
brown!
oh shit!
wat the hell are you doing in my office?!
i was just-
oh i know what you was just you piece of-
(loud banging noises in backround)
(stabbing effect)
(taser goes off)

this is marshal matthew raynor of sephirodevlina
i am so sorry it seems that noone can be trusted.
my personal advisor has murdered four of the most important people in all my country. i was away attempting to ally with a fellow dictatorship.

1.) your crazy
2.) You don't know dictatorship when you see it.
3.) I'm more of a dictator because everything the dictators did when they were children is what I did in Africa.

::Transmission to Sephirodevlina from a plane en route to The Dictatorship::

Upon receiving your intents of allying with dictatorships, we have come to the conclusion that we shall not join any other alliance then the ones we have previous engaged in.

If you would like an alliance at all, perhaps, it is best to ally with The Reich and gain a footing in this game before you attempt a serious alliance of dictatorships.

Our region will play host to your nation and train you in the proper qualities of running a nation and a dictatorship, but you need to be serious about what you want. Our region's hospitality is given freely to any serious nation.

Der Fuhrer Dyszel
Leader of The Dictatorship

::end transmission::

While Your idea is Fruitful and Full of Promise. I Can not Accept untill a few details are given. Please Answer the Following.
1. Who will rule the world? Or will it be consortium?
2. Will the Lesser un-ish countries be certified as Second Class Citizens?
3. Will we split the Riches equally or How?
4. How much Military will i need to contribute?
5. I am a bit busy selling abc weapons to Terrorists at the Moment. Will this affect my countries Trade?

Thank you for Thoughts

Signed Simply.
Keoh

So... a group of dictators are going to work together, making sure everyone's ideas are heard?

*pause for belly laugh*

Excuse me while I check some budget statistics.

*pause to wipe soda off of monitor*

Well, those stats were almost as entertaining as your posts. Would it interest you to know that my military budget (4.5 trillion USD) is over 20 times the size of your entire GDP (200 billion USD)? I strongly urge you to end your calls to spread dictatorship. Now.

So... a group of dictators are going to work together, making sure everyone's ideas are heard?

*pause for belly laugh*

Excuse me while I check some budget statistics.

*pause to wipe soda off of monitor*

Well, those stats were almost as entertaining as your posts. Would it interest you to know that my military budget (4.5 trillion USD) is over 20 times the size of your entire GDP (200 billion USD)? I strongly urge you to end your calls to spread dictatorship. Now.

OOC: Are you spreading a threat based on your personal ideals and limited view? Wow, now I see how dictatorships are evil and misguided.

OOC:
GDODAD was quite successful in it's earliest days. Now and days, it's not as role play based and active as it had once been, but the powers within the alliance are still quite a force to try and reckon with.


You don't need to tell me about the GDODAD and its history, I was a member, way back when, during the first WW that they created. I still occasionally see TST around too...

I have the sudden urge to annex you, Sephirodevlina.

Office Communication from The Dictatorship of Automail,

The statements made by Nissin are correct and should be taken in mind. Not all Dictatorships are "evil" in the general definition of the word. Several Dictatorships, such as mine, seek to establish a strong and stable state. Every Democracy or Republic must understand and must accept that Democracy is not always the solution to a peoples problems. Democracy is, in most cases, a short term method to aiding a peoples. Sometimes the iron rule of one man or woman is needed to ensure a peoples know their place and attempt to be productive in todays world. Several nations who proclaim to be "democracies" have no problem supporting dictatorships to achieve their own objects and interests.
Well said.
We see no need for this dictator alliance.

OOC: Are you spreading a threat based on your personal ideals and limited view? Wow, now I see how dictatorships are evil and misguided.

If you think dictators are evil. What about monarchy??...hmmm. They have the same ideals and view as dictators. The only monarchy that follows it's people is constitional Monarchy.