NationStates Jolt Archive

We are currently eying countries to invade in our plan to take over the world!

You are weak dogs that deserve only death.

yay!

Gah. Not only can we not find your nation in our Database of Worthy Nations, we laugh at your attempts at world domination. Go away please.

Junior Vice-Presidential Under-Secretary Deputy Minister for the Department of N00bs, N00ks and Random Death Threats

Should you continue on this path as you are you shall be ground under the steel-toed jackboots of the world's military, turning you into less than a line in a history book.

Invade me! Invade me!

-From the Office of the Emperor-

Due to threats from the belligerent state of Razstikastan, the Grand Imperium of Risban is placing an embargo on the said nation. Should the warlike nature of the weak state of Razstikastan continue, we will drive your nation's weak economy completely into the ground.

The Grand Imperium of Risban strongly suggests that Razstikastan attempts to make friends before enemies.

-Minister Alexander Perkins of Foreign Affairs-
~On Behalf of Emperor Robinson A. Scorpius~

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Invade me! Invade me!
Lol

OoC: Oh wow, aren't the people who replied (negatively) to this thread great...wait...no...they are just bullying someone who doesn't know better, how good of them.

Razstikastan, I can tell you're new - everyone was at one time or another - and you can't do anything like this without a bunch of people coming in, screaming at you and going "OMFG! n00b!" like a pack of vultures. Add me to MSN.

MSN: Caspianwally@hotmail.com

Or my AIM.

AIM: SpArKy Da HaMsTa

And I'll tell you a few things about NS, perhaps even a possible RP if you're up to my standards.

Invade me! Invade me!
No, pick me! I'm a much better choice of target.

OOC: I'd advise you to read through the stickies and watch the threads for a while, actually. Good luck to you.

Great. Now I feel guilty Krieg.

*Sighs*

Okay young nation. People don't react well to these threads as they are annoying and unable to be done, as you are such a young nation. I would sugest holding a new thread to introduce yourself, perhaps make a factbook in a thread telling a few facts about yourself. Also, read the stickies in II (International Incidents) and absorb the information there.

I often don't say this to people this but you are acting like a NUB.

OoC: Oh wow, aren't the people who replied (negatively) to this thread great...wait...no...they are just bullying someone who doesn't know better, how good of them.

Razstikastan, I can tell you're new - everyone was at one time or another - and you can't do anything like this without a bunch of people coming in, screaming at you and going "OMFG! n00b!" like a pack of vultures. Add me to MSN.

MSN: Caspianwally@hotmail.com

Or my AIM.

AIM: SpArKy Da HaMsTa

And I'll tell you a few things about NS, perhaps even a possible RP if you're up to my standards.

OOC: Hey! I advised him IC'ly to make friends before enemies! :p

OOC: Hey! I advised him IC'ly to make friends before enemies! :p

OoC: Aye you did, but you were mean to him, so it cancels it out! Skinny, that's the idea, to "guilitify" everyone into not bullying defenseless newcomers. The Scandinvans...I could say the same about your spelling of "The Scandinavians."

The land of Parologicistan is sacred to the One True God, and will tolerate none who do not come in the spirit of humility and worship.

Disrespectful visitors, whether rude American or Australian tourists, or ruthless infidel Razstikastan invaders, will be dealt with according.

We advise all invading soldiers that only consecrated weapons are permitted in Parologicistan, and anyone carrying non-consecrated weapons is an infidel and a blasphemer, subject to harsh but just penalties for blasphemy. All invading soldiers will be subjected to this penalty unless the throw down their arms and join us in worship of the One True God.

Most Worshipfully Yours,
His Divine Worship, The Theocrat of Parologicistan,
In God's Name :cool:

OoC: Aye you did, but you were mean to him, so it cancels it out! Skinny, that's the idea, to "guilitify" everyone into not bullying defenseless newcomers. The Scandinvans...I could say the same about your spelling of "The Scandinavians."


OOC: Bleh. It was IC. I showed him OOC niceness on his other thread.

I often don't say this to people this but you are acting like a NUB.
HOW TO BUY GUN? U STUPID NUB!!! HAX!! NO SKILL!!.. just go away somewhere Scandinvans.

OOC: Bleh. It was IC. I showed him OOC niceness on his other thread.

OoC: Then you are redeemed brother. I feel my work here is done, I saved the new comer from your meaner comrades.

I wasn't addressing it towards you Hogsweat but towards the creator of this thread. But, I admit I was a little rash so I apologize, but Rastikastan if you wish to conquer other countries just attack the newer nations around your age and then work your way up.

I wasn't addressing it towards you Hogsweat but towards the creator of this thread. But, I admit I was a little rash so I apologize, but Rastikastan if you wish to conquer other countries just attack the newer nations around your age and then work your way up.

OoC: Don't take it personally, but if anyone attacks a new blood on my watch, they'll hear about it.

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