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The Tyss Bank
06-05-2005, 18:34
Tyss Bank

The Tyss Bank is one of the best banks around. With is friendly staff and high security it is able to meet anybody's needs. From multi-national corporations to small families, the Tyss Bank is a secure place to store a little money. So invest today!

Reliability
The Tyss conception of reliability covers more than just the proper conduct of business. It means that the Tyss banker sees himself not merely as a trustworthy person to deal with, but rather as the guardian of each client's particular financial concerns, and able to act on their behalf at all times. The Tyss Bank are obliged by law to back their transactions with capital ratios that are the highest in the world, in the customer's interest. That may blunt yields a little, but makes clients sleep peacefully.

Efficiency
No efficiency, no Tyss. Tyss bankers appear cautious to people from other countries. Caution is indeed their watchword. This strong inducement to efficiency led long ago to products requiring few materials, and to closely costed services. After all, efficiency means not only technical accomplishment. The Tyss bank manager knows that success comes only to those who are first to identify the individual needs of their clients, and satisfy them. Equipped with the most modern means of processing and communicating information, Tyss bankers meet this challenge daily - for the benefit of their clients, many of whom they have known personally for years. Investors all over the world appreciate the efficiency of Tyss banking - some of them daily, and many over a lifetime.

Legal Security
Tyss law assigns paramount priority to protecting the freedom and property of the individual. This maxim is the manifestation of a profound sense of what is right, and is the cornerstone of the bank. Just as self-evident as the protection of freedom and property is that in matters concerning assets, Tyss and foreign citizens are equal before the law. Anyone acting on the basis of Tyss law can invoke the constitutional guarantee of ownership, regardless of nationality. Those who do business with the Tyss Bank thus benefit from this constitutional safeguard on their personal assets. One is not only customer of the Tyss Bank, one also enjoys the protection of Tyss law. But, on one point Tyss law makes no exceptions. Money acquired by criminal means has no protection. Furthermore, the duties and responsibilities of the Tyss Bank are laid down in the Tyss bankers' code of conduct. This is an additional warranty that the banks do their job correctly.

Privacy
The Tyss Bank believes that any legal security can be truly effective only if the individual's financial circumstances are shielded from gaze or intrusion of unauthorised bodies. This need for confidentiality is provided by statutory secrecy for the clients of the Tyss Bank. For this reason one can also have one's account identified by a number only. Not because Tyss bank managers see their customers as numbers. On the contrary, numbered accounts are simply an added security measure in preserving the client's justified entitlement to discretion. This ensures that, apart from yourself, only one person knows your financial situation: the guardian of your monetary interests, your Tyss bank manager. And it is good to know, too, that bank secrecy is not just a right but a duty which every bank employee is legally obliged to fulfill. Any infringement and he will be prosecuted.

Professionalism
The culturally diversified atmosphere intills a down-to-earth judgement, which puts the emphasis on individual achievement. Achievement in whatever sphere. Anyone can become a banker. Only one thing counts, professional performance. A comprehensive and demanding system of initial and permanent training prepares the ground for the globally acknowledged professional standards of the Tyss Bank. And it almost goes without saying that almost anyone can attend these courses, regardless of where they came from.

You've seen the info, now all you have to do is deposit. Don't worry, your money is safe with us!
The Tyss Bank
06-05-2005, 18:40
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The Tyss Bank
06-05-2005, 20:18
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Rejected Nations
06-05-2005, 21:38
Rejected nations would like to deposite $2 million into an account for safe keeping. Is there interest?