Thodugrund
06-05-2005, 05:11
Do you want to go to war? Do you need help quelling that pesky rebellion? Is your military too small? Do you need to attack somebody without fingers pointing back to you?
Well then, today is your lucky day!
For a new, special rate*, the 28th Sadafinan Irregulars will now be offering their services to the nations of the world who just need to kick some ass! These are the meanest, nastiest, toughest muthafucka's this side of the Wheeo river, and they're offering their services to the highest bidder, on any side of any, that's right, any conflict you need them on.
Our forces include thousands of heavily armed motorcycle cavalry experienced in urban warfare, desert warfare, and just plain in your face ass whoopin'! If you need to cripple your enemy's highway trade, demoralize their citizens, and otherwise intimidate them into submission, we are the people you've been looking for! Contact us for information regarding pricing and availability, at The Office of the 28th Sadafinan Irregulars, 354 Baker Street, Sadafin City, Thodugrund.
Remember, when you need it done, turn to the Irregulars.
*Prices subject to variation at Colonel Snoodle's discretion, based upon transportation and intelligence considerations.
Disclaimer: The 28th Sadafin Irregulars are a private organization not affiliated with any national or international government; however we are currently based out of the Confederated Anarchies of Thodugrund.
Well then, today is your lucky day!
For a new, special rate*, the 28th Sadafinan Irregulars will now be offering their services to the nations of the world who just need to kick some ass! These are the meanest, nastiest, toughest muthafucka's this side of the Wheeo river, and they're offering their services to the highest bidder, on any side of any, that's right, any conflict you need them on.
Our forces include thousands of heavily armed motorcycle cavalry experienced in urban warfare, desert warfare, and just plain in your face ass whoopin'! If you need to cripple your enemy's highway trade, demoralize their citizens, and otherwise intimidate them into submission, we are the people you've been looking for! Contact us for information regarding pricing and availability, at The Office of the 28th Sadafinan Irregulars, 354 Baker Street, Sadafin City, Thodugrund.
Remember, when you need it done, turn to the Irregulars.
*Prices subject to variation at Colonel Snoodle's discretion, based upon transportation and intelligence considerations.
Disclaimer: The 28th Sadafin Irregulars are a private organization not affiliated with any national or international government; however we are currently based out of the Confederated Anarchies of Thodugrund.