NationStates Jolt Archive

The young, swining Emperor of Trolsk today was seen not being so royal. For the first time ever, the long haired 20 year old was seen wearing his 'casual' clothing to an official ceremony of Parliment, instead of royal dress.

-The picture of the Emperor in a 'Dimmu Borgir' long sleeve and dark navy blue jeans appears him seated on his throne with long hair ponytailed, and crown placed on a stool next to him.-

He said to shocked journalists and Royal Officials the following statement.

"If Parliment figures can wear casual clothing to many day to day meetings to discuss issues, why can't I?"

The news report also followed by a very strange affair, in which the Emperor allowed photos of him in his day to day life to be released, in the 'name of removing hypocritical secrecy from boring royality'.

-Photos of him drinking beer from cans, headbanging to music, and generally fooling about in a huge, poster decked out room are systematically shown.-

All we, of FOCKS News, can say is 'Good going'. We here admire the Emperor for his radical beliefs, especially since he gave up all but his military powers to the people in setting up of a truely democratic government. Conservatist Royal Officals, however, insist on cramping his style..

Personal Message:

Bah, good job. Why wear fancy suits? You already rule the country, you should have the right to be comfortable! Fight the good fight!
Sergei Ilyanov
Foreign Chancellory

Hot news, just off the press! In a FOCKS News exlusive, the Emperor admitted to our journalist he was considering dating. And not the usual royal types, but dating girls of any class. Conservative Officials apparently nearly had a heart attack at such a decision.

"His Royal Highness ought to have grown up by now. If it wasn't bad enough him going to these damned music concerts, and wearing Casual. CASUAL! Clothing while signing for laws passed by refferendum! He really needs to abide by his Royal duties!"

A good friend of the Emperor, Jose Martin, held up the 'devil horns' gesture with his hands before speaking to us, in true metalhead fashion.

"Like, they should totally keep out of his choice. He doesn't really have power anymore, he gave it to the people, so why make the big fuss out of him taking liberal freedom? It's just heavy metal, which activally promotes the current policy of the Nation for tolerance. Besides, many Heavy Metal bands aren't going against the Lucifarian church anyways. They activally support it when they're being oppressed by Right Wing Christian Nations. the Conservatives duches need to stand back a bit."

(OOC: Dimmu Bogir > All... )