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The Storefront of RPing Skills

Freudotopia
05-05-2005, 20:22
OOC:Reading Feline Catfish's most recent thread*, I came to the conclusion that something must be done, or n00bs, godmoders, and other assorted villains will overrun us all. So, without further ado, I present:

IC:

THE STOREFRONT OF ROLEPLAYING SKILLS

The following items are being offered in a one-time only deal, straight from the stockpiles of the great nation of Freudotopia.

1. Originality
2. Detail
3. Effort
4. Common Sense
5. Etiquette
6. Intelligence
7. Forethought

All Skills priced at 10 million USD per metric ton. I expect money to be wired to The Freudotopian National Bank, offshore account number 16490843161905-aa125697861275634-748-3683-2266432-ut08761. Skills will be shipped immediately by cargo plane. Expect delivery in 1 month or less.

--Saul Hudson, Sole Proprietor of The Freudotopian National Bank

* http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=417148
Flaming Souls
05-05-2005, 20:26
OOC: If you want to help with something I have started to help people develop their RP skills, please come on over to http://rpcritics.proboards46.com/index.cgi and help us out.
Sarzonia
05-05-2005, 20:27
I want ten million tons of everything. Money wired upon confirmation.